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Gah! Now you have that black-name thing!

Why is it always the good ones?

WHY?

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I am above good. I am at least excelent.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Valley College by TheElPaso 1-12-03

Anyone wanna sign up for "Screwing guys 101"? Like, gag me with a spoon that sounds good! Class starts now. For today, I'll provide the screwdriver. Starting next week, you'll bring your own screwdrivers. You'll need Allen and Phillips. The screwdriver? Like, I thought this was a sex class, you know? Well, it's like totally too late. You fail.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

CC164: JC by maddog00 1-13-03

Not too many passed this class Welcome to "Performing Miracles and Dying for Your Sins 101"

I like that one.

Ahh, heck. Why not.

Apocalypse 101 by PhreakyChinchilla 1-13-03

!   Note to self: get name of his tailor. Wow, I didn't think they really meant "Apocalypse 101" literally... Hail Mary, full of grace... Today, class, we have a live..err..guest speaker... Ahem.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Nietzche's words live on.

...so do God's, I suppose, but at least no one ever has any jihads over atheism.

That is the most ignorant fucking thing I've ever read.

So, he's not dead then?

Huhuhuhuhah.

I've heard that dumbass quote plenty of times before. I also understand Nietschze, which seems to be a rarity.

Nietschze never claimed immortality, unlike the followers of Yahweh. So what's the fucking point?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Why don't you start a thread in "Fights Go Here" instead of clogging up this contest's thread?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Uber-Asian Girl by itsclark 1-13-03

Nietzsche is peachy. But Sartre is smarter. Are we highbrow yet? I still feel like a whore.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

WTF, DERAIL THIS SHIT

Anyway, I thought the whole God is dead/Nietzsche is dead thing was supposed to be irony.

It was.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I gess...er, guess this is an appropriate moment to reveal that I'm fuck. One or two people already know this, but I think the time is right publicly to out myself. As crabby notes, the character's pretty much run his course, and it's time for him to be retired. At the beginning it was easy, but you'd be surprised how difficult it is to come up with fresh, tasteful gags about the rape of minors.

Anyway, the strips I enjoyed most were:

itsclark's Brightly Colored Machine Tools
kaufman's Skydiving 101 and Would you believe "Morris"?
il_schmucko's Contest 164b and Contest 164c
boorite's Philosophy 404: Intro to Nihilism
NeoVid's Classy

I was torn between boorite and itsclark for this, but inevitably, philosophy geekdom prevailed. The winner:

Philosophy 404: Intro to Nihilism by boorite 1-10-03

Nihilism is the belief that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. No it isn't! Yes, it is. A true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy. What a crock of shit! Nice try. I'm still going to make you read Nietzsche. Awww, can't we just burn the place down?

Thanks to lara7 and Drexle for being such long-time fuck supporters. To the rest of you, I can only apologise and say I was drunk when I made most of his strips. Or, to put it another way...

by by lamer's!!

HE NALE'S THE FUCKIN BITCH by fuck 1-14-03

well asain girl this is it. the last fuck commic. im hangin up my rapping shoe's for good. how abot 1 last unconsenshal sex sessan, just for old times sake?? id rather not, but i dont supose that make's anny diferrance corect LOVIN EYE'S CAN...NEVVAR SEE... and that's a rapp!!

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I gess...er, guess this is an appropriate moment to reveal that I'm fuck.

Thanks to lara7 and Drexle for being such long-time fuck supporters.

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I'm feeling very smug now.

Huzzah! New rules in a moment.

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What others say about boorite!

Let us all bow our heads and have a moment of rapping.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I always said I'd rather not know. I was right.

*bows head*

*sob*

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Fuck? You?

And you have the gall to complain about the dialogue in The Two Towers? :)
Anyway, I always got a good chuckle out of that character.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I knew it!

Not officially, since that bastard Dougan would never admit to it. That fuck.

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Dad was flammable

Crap, and here I was thinking that fuck actually wasn't a reg in disguise.

Now all we need is for the K1NG to win a contest, so we can find out who he is.

After I win a contest, that is. It's been a freakin year now...

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Meh, I haven't entered a contest in ages, don't expect anything soon.

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Dad was flammable

I know who H4xx0r K1ng is.

I'll tell you if you send me naked pictures of one of the hot male SC regs like...uh....um...

Never mind. the k1ng's sekkrit is safe.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.