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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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I suck, ha ha. . .wait, why am I laughing?

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Tricked ya!

My DM would have called that multiple wishes, and anything after the first sentence separator would have been nullified. We asked once that "all of the Warriors of the Peace who have been killed in battle be brought back to life and healed completely." He brought them all back to life again with the wounds that killed them. Only one or two of them could be healed before dying of the same wounds again.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The major problem I find with that is that what if you wish for the warrior? Will he only give you the war part? Or a sword without the armor? See, just because the person puts lots of detail into a wish, it shouldn't be counted as three wishes, because many normal wishes have multiple parts. "I wish to be president of the usa", okay, let's only take the first part, now you're president of the woman's book club. Congratulations. You loser.

So what if I wish to be zeus? He's immortal, and pretty powerful. Or maybe neo from the matrix?

That's why I plan on inventing my own religion, and then when I find a good genie, I can say, I want to be like "SMAYUHGHGAOGGLOGO", then hand him the kaddar-bible, and tell him to read up because he has a lot to learn.

That's why only Captain Monosyllabic gets what he wants!

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No, that wasn't my point. A comma or the word "and" separates the wish into separate wishes. If you wish to be Zeus, poof, you're Zeus. If you wish to be Zeus AND have a motorcycle, all you get to be is Zeus.

Of course, then you have the power to make your own damned motorcycle. But then you're also irrevocably stuck with Hera as your vindictive, nagging wife.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'm trying for the subleim.

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here's my humble contribution:

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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My first CC.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

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