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CC 171: For 2,000 years... by mmyers 2-19-03

I am defeated. Danny Corntaster of Spokane, Washington, because you have bested The Ancient Chessboard of the Inca's, unvanquished for 2,000 years, you receive ONE FREE WISH! Best two out of three!

CC171: Jokes my Dad laughs at... by mmyers 2-19-03

Butch gets a wish... Well, if I had to make one wish, i guess it'd be eternal life. Yes, eternal life, that's it. An eternal knife? You've got it. Um, actually i said i wanted "Eternal life" not an "Eternal knife". Hey, what are you complaining about? You think I meant to ask for a long hard 'duck'?

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

CC 171: The Shadow Lies Frozen On The Hills by Zegota 2-19-03

I am ZOOL! The Mighty Genie. I will grant you one wish. I wish my late husband was still alive. Simsalabadimbadaboom Oh Donald, I've longed for this moment for so long. Honey, I'm home!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Peter Frampton's Career in Three Panels by kaufman 2-19-03

The genie from the lamp granted him three wishes. I want to be a rock superstar, with a multi-platinum album on which every song is a monster hit. That's one. His career skyrocketed, and he forgot all about his wishes until ... o/` I wanna go to the sun! ... Two. And no one has heard from him since. Owwwww! It burns! Cancel my wishes. Take it all back! Three.

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Wish by JCF 2-19-03

Congratulations, mortal! Once a century I give one man his greatest wish! Freedom from death! G'wan... You doubt me, eh? Put it to the test! Say, that traffic looks pretty fierce... Hmmmm.... Howard stopped by. He wanted to show you his costume for the office party. I've seen it. Where do I keep my rifle?

CC171: Some people really do learn (part one) by twofish 2-19-03

twofish gets his wish. I am the Mystical Mike of Magic! I shall grant you three wishes! Buzz off. All you're going to do is screw me over, take something I really really want and twist it around so I'm even more miserable than I am now. But I am a magic microphone! I can make your fondest dreams -- Grant yourself a wish and get a life. Crap.

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CC171: Some people really do learn (part two) by twofish 2-19-03

twofish goes home. I am the Mystical Mike of Magic! WHAT!? I will grant you three wishes! Anything you want! OK, wish #1: I wish you were a plain, ordinary microphone, with enough juice coursing through your cord to make David Lee Roth horny. Right.

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CC171: Some people really do learn (part three) by twofish 2-19-03

Later that evening... I am the Mystical Mike of -- Didn't I just short circut you in the last strip? Um, yes you did. It's the immortal genie syndrome. Fine. I still got two wishes left then, huh? Moments later... I hope you're happy. For my third wish, I'd like you to go play in traffic.

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CC171: Some people really do learn (part four) by twofish 2-19-03

The next day... Not YOU again?! Look, man, I didn't screw up ONE wish yesterday. You really blew it. OK, so what are you peddling now? Nothing. You blew your wishes, now I'm just a mike in need of a job. That evening... 'WHEN A MA-AN LOOVES A WO-MAN!...' Ya know, I really should have listened to him in the first strip.

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Ruined Lives: An After-School Special. by ArtemisStrong 2-19-03

HEY! COME BACK! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH A 2 FOOT ROOSTER!! Who you talking to, chief? That damned genie. He really fucked up my wish here, but he just vanished. What a moron! Eh, it sounds like he's getting a little better. Consider yourself lucky. Lucky? I find that hard to agree with. Hmm. Maybe you'd be convinced if I took you to meet the girl who wound up with large, perky wrists.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Nothing rhymes with tofu by ahrange 2-19-03

The Grinch was in prison. The Grinch was in jail. And from his cell came a mighty wail: All I ever wished for was some roast beast. You would think I could have a meal without any fuss in the least. But PETA came with a bam and a zing, and before I knew it, I was in Sing Sing. Hey kids, learn from the teacher; when you're hungry, don't eat endangered creatures.

I suck, ha ha. . .wait, why am I laughing?

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Even Bob Hope is more punk than me.

Tricked ya!

My DM would have called that multiple wishes, and anything after the first sentence separator would have been nullified. We asked once that "all of the Warriors of the Peace who have been killed in battle be brought back to life and healed completely." He brought them all back to life again with the wounds that killed them. Only one or two of them could be healed before dying of the same wounds again.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The major problem I find with that is that what if you wish for the warrior? Will he only give you the war part? Or a sword without the armor? See, just because the person puts lots of detail into a wish, it shouldn't be counted as three wishes, because many normal wishes have multiple parts. "I wish to be president of the usa", okay, let's only take the first part, now you're president of the woman's book club. Congratulations. You loser.

So what if I wish to be zeus? He's immortal, and pretty powerful. Or maybe neo from the matrix?

That's why I plan on inventing my own religion, and then when I find a good genie, I can say, I want to be like "SMAYUHGHGAOGGLOGO", then hand him the kaddar-bible, and tell him to read up because he has a lot to learn.

That's why only Captain Monosyllabic gets what he wants!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No, that wasn't my point. A comma or the word "and" separates the wish into separate wishes. If you wish to be Zeus, poof, you're Zeus. If you wish to be Zeus AND have a motorcycle, all you get to be is Zeus.

Of course, then you have the power to make your own damned motorcycle. But then you're also irrevocably stuck with Hera as your vindictive, nagging wife.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I'm trying for the subleim.

CC171 Orgasm by shlimple 2-19-03

I wish for an orgasm! ORGASM! That felt good.

here's my humble contribution:

CC: 171 - illyana's wish by illyanadmc 2-19-03

you look pretty down, illyana. well, i don't feel that i am witty enough to best any of the stripcreator veterans in the contests. well, you and i both know that i am not supposed to do this unless you are in dire straits, but you really look like you need some cheering up. so, i will grant you one wish. okay. i wish that i will win the stripcreator contest #171. hmmm... my internal wish-maker is telling me that granting that wish would be impossible. sorry, hun. grumble...

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all your retarded comics are belong to me.

Wish not granted by Spankling 2-19-03

you could make it happen. Thatz rite, lil filly. I'm jus the prezidink that came make it happen. I'm gonna drive Saddam out. That will only cause more pain. Pain that will last through my lifetime. Did the evildooers worry about pain? Yer either with me or agin me! I just want to grow up in a sane, safe world. No can do.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

CC 171: a wish for your friend by stairway2heaven 2-19-03

Prison sure is hell this time of year. Frozen pipes, being snowed in, bad TV reception, blah blah blah... 'Dear Ted, you get one wish' I really wish I could move to somewhere alot warmer, maybe somewhere tropical. Hmmm what to wish for... Hi, welcome to hell, now bend over... TEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

My first CC.

CC 171: Wishes, a real comic! by ArtemisStrong 2-19-03

Hey, Magicat. I wish I could use Kaddar's new characters on stripcreator. Wish granted. I am a magic fairy. I will grant you one wish. You're no fairy, you're just that crappy "threereasons" clipart girl that anyone barely ever uses! Maybe you have some use for me? I don't need any stinkin' fairies!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

CC 171: A Distant Flame Before The Sun by Zegota 2-19-03

ZOOL! grants another wish. I wish things where more like in the old days, things were better in the old days. Things didn't cost as much in the old days, the music was better in the old days, there weren't so many leaves ... Oh allright already, I will grant you your wish. Simsalabadabimbadaboom It don't feel like anythings changed, are you sure you're a real genie? It still feels cold, it wasn't this cold in the old days. And there's a funny smell in this place, there didn't used to be ... Au contraire my dear friend, things are starting to look more and more like the old days already. In fact, there's a Bee Gees revival starting as we speak. I wish to die I'm sorry, one wish, no more, no less.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

CC 171: I couldn't possibly ignore this subject by Zegota 2-20-03

I am ZOOL! The Mighty Genie. I will grant you one wish! ARRR! That's easy lad. I wish that the anus of anyone who reads this comic starts bleeding. I bet you checked.

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

hp cd-rewritable 4x to 10x media (650 mb) by Zegota 2-20-03

I am ZOOL! The Mighty Genie, I will grant you one wish. I want to be TEH FUNNEH! You want to be the what? TEH FUNNEH! You suck, you're not getting your wish. Am I TEH FUNNEH yet?

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Lewis & Clark #5 by boddekker 2-19-03

Greetings, Lewis! I am the OmniGoat! Once a decade, I randomly grant one wish to a goat of my choosing. You are my choice! Wish away! But I'm happy with my life! My girl feeds me, I share a nice stall with Clark and Chelsea... C'mon, goat! We're talking ONE FREE WISH here! Isn't there anything you want? Anything? Anything at all? Not really. I want nothing!

CC171: The Make a Wish Foundation #1 by TheGovernor 2-20-03

Hello Suzi, We at the Make a Wish foundation heard that you didnt have long to live and are here to offer you one wish to make your life a little better, what would you like? Ok, I wish I wasn't dieing Touché

CC171: The Make a Wish foundation #2 by TheGovernor 2-20-03

Okay, we've established that you cant wish to live, it doesnt work that way, is there anything else you really want, a trip to Disneyworld perhaps? Right then I wish Bill Gates would be taken up the ass by an elephant Consider it done, Glad we could help Cool Later When I agreed to do charity work to help Microsoft's image this wasnt exactly what I had in mind

CC171: The Make a Wish Foundation #3 by TheGovernor 2-20-03

Hey, I hear your charity can get Bill Gates to take anal from animals Yup, is that what you wish little Timmy? Actually I wish that he would sing the theme tune to Cheers whilst being shagged by an elephant Okay. Here we go again "Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got....Taking a break from all your worries sure would help a lot...

CC171: The Make a Wish Foundation #4 by TheGovernor 2-20-03

Hello, Kate, now before you ask, we can no longer get Mr Gates to be shagged by Elephants, the animal rights people have objections to it Aww, Well ok, I wish that he gets shagged up the ass by Police Acadamy star Steve Guttenburg whilst they duet the Grease hit 'You're the one that I want' And So. Come on Bill, its a little dieing girls last wish, and Mr Guttenburg doesnt seem to have any problem with it, in fact he was rather keen *Sigh* You're the one that I want, you are the one I want.. Oo Oo Oooo Honey!