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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Here's a list of just a few of the guys alive that are much cooler than jiggajizake (in no particular order):

Charlton Heston
Martin Sheen
Sean Connery
Gary Cole
Gary Coleman
Dabney Coleman
Robert Redford
Pauly Shore
Michael Jackson
Tido Jackson
Charles Bronson
Bronson Pinchot
Mark-Lynn Baker
Tony Blair
Al Gore
Ronald Reagan (even now)
Hulk Hogan
Michael Keaton
Michael Caine
David Carradine
Keith Carradine
Larry King
Don King
Rodney King
Owen Wilson
Tom Wilson
Tom Poston
Frank Oz
Ted Danson
Tony Danza
George Wendt
Phil Lamarr
Christopher Walken
Christopher Lloyd
John Larroquette
Adam West
Frank Gorshin
Pope John Paul II
David Letterman
Burt Reynolds
Tom Jones
Wayne Knight
William Shatner
Leonard Nimoy
Walter Koenig
George Takei
Patrick Stewart
Brent Spiner
Ian McKellen
Eugene Levy
Rick Moranis
Dick Van Dyke
Dick Van Patten
Bill Murray
Dan Ackroyd
Harold Ramis
Paul Reubens

It should be very clear by now that jiggajizake is not the "coolest man alive" as he claims, especially given the number of canadians I've listed thus far.


You forgot to put my name.

3-11-03 8:31am (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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I believe the fact that his name is "Jiggajizake" or whatever it is should have told you ALL a long time ago that this thread is not worth the bandwidth it takes up.

Thank you and good night.

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Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

3-11-03 9:09am (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Behold, our great imbecile is defined:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?form=1&term=jiggajizake

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-11-03 9:40am (new)
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Devin
Comic Overlord

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That would go great with that dictionary.com thread over in the General forum.

3-11-03 10:15am (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Thanks Devin, I'll check it out. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-11-03 10:59am (new)
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Mako_Man
Junior Comic Technician

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Hey I'm too lazy to get in this debate but I have an IQ of 180 something so count that as at least three people smarter than kindergartener over there.

P.S. And I'm 13... and I'm smarter than you jigga-whatever... and even my crappy comics are better than yours... so I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself before you hurt your already way disfunctional brain.

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3-11-03 4:44pm (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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It was a children's television show that was aired in the sixties, aimed at a pre-school and kindergarten -through - 2nd grade demographic, and largely designed to encourage small children to not turn into somebody like you. This, consequently, was to help them avoid dying, friendless, in a federal correctional facility from suicide at age 22.

No charge, Porky. No charge...

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3-11-03 5:00pm (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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bunnerabb - Nice one! That's my kind of insult.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-12-03 7:46am (new)
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Trippingbillee
Playmate of the apes.

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Hey I'm too lazy to get in this debate but I have an IQ of 180 something so count that as at least three people smarter than kindergartener over there.

P.S. And I'm 13... and I'm smarter than you jigga-whatever... and even my crappy comics are better than yours... so I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself before you hurt your already way disfunctional brain.


What's with the teenager IQ bragging? It makes most people uncomfortable if you pull your IQ out of nowhere. I'm glad if your IQ is that high, because that's really cool, but leave it in your transcript, or wherever IQ's are.

Oh, by the way, my IQ is 395. It's in between Motherfucking Genius and MOTHAfucking Genius.

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Sex Piano.

3-13-03 12:49pm (new)
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Poopachuse
Stripcreator Newbie

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Do the world a favor and cram a bottle of roach spray in your throat and then shoot yourself in the neck.

3-13-03 2:44pm (new)
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jiggajizake
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Hey I'm too lazy to get in this debate but I have an IQ of 180 something so count that as at least three people smarter than kindergartener over there.

P.S. And I'm 13... and I'm smarter than you jigga-whatever... and even my crappy comics are better than yours... so I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself before you hurt your already way disfunctional brain.


oh my god you are stupid

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3-14-03 10:36pm (new)
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jiggajizake
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Hey I'm too lazy to get in this debate but I have an IQ of 180 something so count that as at least three people smarter than kindergartener over there.

P.S. And I'm 13... and I'm smarter than you jigga-whatever... and even my crappy comics are better than yours... so I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself before you hurt your already way disfunctional brain.


oh my god you are stupid

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www.jakebarker.cjb.net

3-14-03 10:36pm (new)
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jiggajizake
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no more saying stupid shit in here plz.

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www.jakebarker.cjb.net

3-14-03 10:37pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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This from a guy that double posts. :-P

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3-14-03 10:38pm (new)
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jiggajizake
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Behold, our great imbecile is defined:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?form=1&term=jiggajizake


pronounced (jig-uh-jiz-aik) assclown. thanks for wasting 15 minutes of your life on me go in the "i get no pussy" forum plz.

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www.jakebarker.cjb.net

3-14-03 10:39pm (new)
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jiggajizake
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So that's 2 that is smarter Than JiggaJizz.
He's getting proved wrong.

two that ARE fuckclown. if you bitches are gonna get on me about grammer plz dont add more hypocrisy to your retarded argument.

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www.jakebarker.cjb.net

3-14-03 10:41pm (new)
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jiggajizake
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"double posts" holy shit if you are going to use forum lingo on me i guess you are the hella triple tightest guy in the world. all you of you bitches play CS all day and type in forums to kids half your age and masturbate thinking about their boyish good looks.

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www.jakebarker.cjb.net

3-14-03 10:44pm (new)
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joshw
I'm spooky.

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That's not lingo, dipshit. You posted the same thing twice.

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3-14-03 10:54pm (new)
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Bargaintuan
Don't eat any wooden nickels.

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That's silly. How could we all be typing to people half our age? Think about it.

Anyway, I do believe "double" and "posts" are everyday words, like "stupid" and "fuck". But what am I saying? You don't even know how to type "please" correctly.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

3-14-03 11:00pm (new)
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Poopachuse
Stripcreator Newbie

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According to what you said in the reply to my post, you should've stopped saying your stupid shit a long time ago. In fact you never should have started.

Die.

Now is that less offensive?

3-15-03 9:11am (new)
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jools
Senior Comic Technician

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"double posts" holy shit if you are going to use forum lingo on me i guess you are the hella triple tightest guy in the world. all you of you bitches play CS all day and type in forums to kids half your age and masturbate thinking about their boyish good looks.


You know, you went into TOO much detail there. Is that post autobiographical somehow?

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3-15-03 11:45am (new)
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naz_ghul
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Yeah, jig-uh-jiz-aik, you seem to have a serious preoccupation with gay sex, as you feel compelled to mention it so often. Perhaps the fantasy is yours? Could it be your misdirected anger here is actually steps from your deep-seated passion for men and the torture you must endure to keep it a secret? Your constant referral to "tight guys" is particularly tell-tale, and the double entendre there is too blatant to miss.

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

3-15-03 1:53pm (new)
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Ender2300
You know... for kids.

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Well, I don't usually respond to posts like this, but I figured I would make an exception in this case. You see, I feel that we have Jiggy figured all wrong. I mean, no one in their right mind would continue to ask for this kind of abuse. And yet, poor Jiggy keeps posting. Why?

Because he is mentally handicapped!

Yes, its not his fault that he has entered a battle of wits unarmed. This entire time, my friends, we have been kicking this poor retarded child in the teeth, and he is defenseless.

I mean, for Christ-sakes, he put his website up in his posts. And his email. And his picture, which could be edited and posted for humor.

Not that I would ever advocate that.

So, in closing, I propose that instead of insulting this poor bastard, we take advantage of him. I have some shiny beads that I could trade for your house, Jiggy? What do you say? If you give me your bank account number, I'll be your best friend in the whole wide world. I'll even ask for you signature. On a nice new check.

Remember kids! Stupid people are the worlds number one source of revenue!

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3-17-03 5:56pm (new)
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Qiyyamat
Jiggajizake = |_ 4 |\/| 3

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Hey I'm too lazy to get in this debate but I have an IQ of 180 something so count that as at least three people smarter than kindergartener over there.
P.S. And I'm 13... and I'm smarter than you jigga-whatever... and even my crappy comics are better than yours... so I suggest you stop embarrassing yourself before you hurt your already way disfunctional brain.

oh my god you are stupid


Amazing! Simply amazing! How do you manage to come up with your uber-talented insults, Jigz?

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Do the world a favor and cram a bottle of roach spray in your throat and then shoot yourself in the neck.

no more saying stupid shit in here plz.


If there were indeed a new rule which dictated that there would be “no more saying stupid shit” in this forum, then why did you post again, Jigz?

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Behold, our great imbecile is defined:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?form=1&term=jiggajizake

pronounced (jig-uh-jiz-aik) assclown.


Notice that Jigz didn't complain about the definitions provided for his screen name. They must be true, then.

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thanks for wasting 15 minutes of your life on me go in the "i get no pussy" forum plz.

Personally, I feel that it’s significantly better (and more entertaining) for me take a mere 15 minutes out of my day to mock one as hopeless and pathetic as you, than it is for me to live the rest of my days actually being the hopeless and pathetic wanna-be home slice of white bread which you are.

Oh, and concerning that "i get no pussy" forum: That must be one you can see, because I see no trace of it.

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So that's 2 that is smarter Than JiggaJizz.
He's getting proved wrong.

two that ARE fuckclown.


Nope! Sorry! Wrong answer, Jigz! The correct response is “So that’s 2 that are smarter” Obviously, you aren't intelligent enough to correct that grammatical mistake.

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if you bitches are gonna get on me about grammer plz dont add more hypocrisy to your retarded argument.

Hmm, let’s see here....

A list of errors made by Jigz in his reply:

Absence of capitalisation of the first letter of the word “if”.
Misspelling of the word “grammar”.
Lack of punctuation (apostrophe) for the word “don’t”.

I don’t see how this is a “retarded argument”, Jigz. Simply stated, you fail at employing the English language properly with much greater frequency than Joshw.

Joshw, don’t let Jigz’s uneducated words and ill-founded assumptions irritate you. You are still the intellectual giant compared to him, despite any unintentional grammatical errors you may make. ;-)

In addition, if anyone here comes across as “retarded”, it is more likely to be you, Jigz, than anyone else posting respondes to this topic.

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"double posts" holy shit if you are going to use forum lingo

Since when did English become “forum lingo”???

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on me i guess you are the hella triple tightest guy in the world.

He judges “tight guys” frequently, I suppose.

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all you of you

Huh? Is he using some of that “forum lingo” on us now?

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bitches play CS all day

Am I to take seriously a single word that comes from the mouth of an illiterate, vulgar buffoon such as Jigz? I doubt that he even did any actual research on that hypothesis. That would require... a mind.

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and type in forums to kids half your age

And each “kid” apparently, from what I’ve seen of your posts, is ten times your intellectual superior

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and masturbate thinking about their boyish good looks.

Please, Jigz. I implore of you that you not project your heinous activities onto the other members of this board. It’s despicable.

Other than that one bit, I thank you for responding, Jigz. You're quite fun to mock, and you provide us well with good, mock-worthy material. You truly were deserving of that Assclown Award Type R you won so easily. Keep up the good work, and here's hoping you win yet another!

3-17-03 7:57pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
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I have to say, Jiggajizake isn't the only person making an arse of themselves on this thread.

3-18-03 1:37am (new)
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