CC40: Buffer overflow... by wirthling 6-29-01

I'm so glad I finally got a USB port installed! Now all kinds of devices can be plugged into my backside using one convenient port! THAT'S NICE!!! Oh come on! That was a perfect set up line! Aren't you going to cornhole me?! TOBOR NEED REST!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE CRABBY FOR HOURS BUT CRABBY NEVER GET ENOUGH!!!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Have you been refering to me as someone called ObiJo????? I don't get it!!!!! Please explain.

Damnit, wirthling!!! Why the hell did you have to make me laugh so damn hard? "TOBOR CORNHOLE CRABBY FOR HOURS BUT CRABBY NEVER GET ENOUGH!!!"

I don't think I've laughed that hard at TOBOR since the time he went to the theatre and asked for a bucket of manrape...

You are apparently perceiving shades of stupidity that escape me. I'm a believer, anyway...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'm glad that people occasionally laugh at me for good reasons. Otherwise, I would be just like Gabe.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Oh yeah? Well YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK BIG DONKEY BALLS! AND NOW I'M GONNA WRITE IN CAPTIONS FOREVER!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I'm sure you meant to say "I'M GONNA WRITE IN CAPITALS FOREVER!" instead of "CAPTIONS." If not, however, I would ask you to reconsider. I assure you that besides yoruself, the only person on this board who would enjoy viewing captions for your homoerotic gallery is wirthling.

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Get it right!

I'm sure you meant to say "I'M GONNA WRITE IN CAPITALS FOREVER!" instead of "CAPTIONS." If not, however, I would ask you to reconsider. I assure you that besides yourself, the only person on this board who would enjoy viewing captions for your homoerotic pornography is wirthling.

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Get it right!

Well, the entries were good as usual, but there can only be one winner. I considered having a deathmatch to decide the winner, but in the end I decided to just choose the best comic. Anyway, here are my comments:

Spankling: *SLAP!* An excellent use of the characters.

Haights: You have successfully fought off Tobor...at least for a little while.

kaufman: Programming humour!

crabby: While I wasn't a big fan of the comic, you managed to make this thread a lot funnier anyway.

Drexle: Another excellent use of character.

descolada99: Bah! Can't even make a new comic? At least it was a good one.

bunnerabb: Why do I get the feeling that "I DO NOT SUCK DICK!" is going to be as bad as All Your Base soon?

NeoVid: ACK! Captain Obvious has crazy supernatural powers!!

And that leaves the winner:

CC40: Buffer overflow... by wirthling 6-29-01

I'm so glad I finally got a USB port installed! Now all kinds of devices can be plugged into my backside using one convenient port! THAT'S NICE!!! Oh come on! That was a perfect set up line! Aren't you going to cornhole me?! TOBOR NEED REST!!! TOBOR CORNHOLE CRABBY FOR HOURS BUT CRABBY NEVER GET ENOUGH!!!

Enjoy CC41.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

There's another reason why the squirrel can't play Dr. Pedantic: He's needed for roles only he can play ...

But what about the lemmings? by kaufman 6-30-01

I HATE playing the lemming. I hate drowning again and again. And now I've been offered the role of Dr. Pedantic. Can't we swap and let Scientist play the lemming? I'm afraid it's not so simple ... You see, our water set's only three feet deep. See what an unconvincing lemming he makes? Oh, I'm so depressed. We're overpopulated, I think I'll throw myself off the cliff and into the ocean along with all my friends. Look at me, I'm drowning! On the other hand, watch what happens when we throw YOU in. ffubbbkibbng basbbbard!

You wouldn't want asiangirl2 playing Tobor, would you?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I am rather distressed to see my likeness perpetuate the urban legend about lemmings. Lemmings do not commit suicide. The basis for this belief is a 1958 Disney nature movie, called "White Wilderness." The "White Wilderness" film crew faked a lemming migration and then herded the poor creatures off of a cliff. There is no actual evidence that shows that lemmings voluntarily jump off cliffs in large numbers.

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Get it right!

Dr. Pedantic should show references to support his claims. Here's a link to the full lemming story: White Wilderness

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Dare I say it, but I actually kind of liked Crabby's "Return to CAPS" comic. I suppose his presence here serves some good purpose.

Livlier thread indeed.

Okay, now that this wave of nicety has passed, I'll be returning to my regularly scheduled insults.

Yeah, terrible actors those lemmings are. They wouldn't leap on cue. And since Wile E. Coyote, Princess Grace, Paul Newman, Robert Redford, Susan Sarandon, and Geena Davis were all unavailable, they couldn't get stand-ins. What did those critters want? They were already being paid time-and-a-half compared to what extras usually get.

Yeah, and donkeys don't come in pink, and red robots don't come in donkeys.

Reality's a crutch for those who can't cope with comics.

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Actually I think thats a great idea!!!!!

TOBOR GOES UNDERCOVER by crabby 7-01-01

Thank GOD that theres no gigantic Red Robot around to CORNHOLE ME!!! Wait who are you???? I don't like that look on your face!!! I'm getting outta here!!! TOBOR HEARD ABOUT YOUR USB PORT TOBOR WANTS TO TRY IT OUT!!!!!!!!

Oh yeah and another thing DrPedantic has to be the squirrel, the scientist is lame!!! Oh and if you need a Lemming that bad just use asiangirl1 or feetforears.

Crabs, I feel it necessary to inform you that Dr. Pedantic has been the scientist since before you got here. It makes sense, you see, because with the way the scientist is dressed, he's the character who looks most like a doctor. You do what you want, but I don't think anyone else is going to change.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!