You know, maybe you should try getting laid. That might alleviate some of this bitter stress you seem to be building up. But there I go again, forgetting the obvious fact that no self-respecting woman would come within 20 feet of you let ALONE suffer to touch your greasy pimple-riddled skin. I just can't get enough of you foul-mouthed little twerps. You obviously have no valid point to make, that made abundantly clear by your immediate use of "YOU ARE A HUGE FAG" and "YOU NEED TO SHUT YOUR FATASS UP". I'm neither a homosexual or overweight, but thanks for trying. Even if the only men you hang out with ARE overweight homosexuals doesn't mean everyone is. While I'm at it, let's break down the rest of your little tantrum.
A) "Hey Max, listen cause im only gonna say this once." God, how I wish that were true. But I'm willing to bet you're like one of those chihuahua's that just won't stop barking.
B) I don't need to shutup, I can talk alllllllllll I want and there's nothing your pre-teen ass can do about it.
C) Why the hell did I come here? If memory serves I was here long before you, so the question should be Why the hell did YOU come here? Other than to spam the boards for your "friend" Doug. Doug ain't coming back. Banned is banned, ask the Mod himself. No amount of whining by you and your little dress-wearing sewing circle is going to change that.
D) The reason I yell? Who is it that posts an entire paragraph in capital letters in a pathetic bid for people to pay attention to what you're saying, seeing as how what you USUALLY have to say has no merit to stand on it's own.
E) My "problem", as you so succinctly put it, is you. Nothing on this mortal coil could possibly bring me more joy than a video tape of you sticking a revovler in your mouth and pulling the trigger. But I mean that with no hostility, of course :D
F) "AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT." Man, that is too funny. I haven't heard that since I was in grade school. Did Billy tell you that after you got done blowing him on the jungle gym, Ew?
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