Lovely. I got a potholder with the same design. ;-)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I don't think I've ever actually seen a celtic knot in green before. Tres cool.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

A Social History of Bitnet and Listserv, 1985–1991 in the IEEE Annals of the History of Computing

If you read far enough (down to the section "Transitory Groups") you'll find my 15 minutes of fame. I'm now a historical figure.

An excerpt:

"Published between 1986 and 1989, Netmonth did more than any other activity to promote Bitnet and teach people how to use network software. Through articles and examples, it showed people how to use network software and how to organize network communities. Its founder, a Sacred Heart College undergraduate named Chris Condon, was the individual most responsible for converting the back stage of the old Bitnet into the front stage of the new."

I all a-gog. Except for putting me at Sacred Heart College instead of Sacred Heart University, it's pretty flattering.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It could be a lot worse. At least you weren't placed in Sacred Heart Institute of Technology.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

There is actually one of those, but in the science courses the Earth roates around the Vatican.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

http://yorick.infinitejest.org:81/1/cards.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

An offline odd bit this time...

I just got back from my first western US county fair. There were the usual pickled peaches, gorgeous quilts, farm equipment salesmen, rides for the kids, games of "skill" and so on. But what a western fair has that say a county fair in Illinois doesn't have is the mini-rodeo staffed by locals instead of seasoned cowboys.

It was odd enough, even erotic, to see the "wild cow milking". This involves a farmhand on horseback chasing down a bull with a ribbon tied to its tail. The farmhand ropes the bull and his horse pulls back. At this point a young girl(around 13-19 year old) jumps off the fence and runs up to the bull and tries to pull the ribbon off its tail without getting knocked lopsided by the mad bull as it tries to buck free from the rope.

But then came the mutton busting (pronounced mu'in bustin). This involves a sheep and a six-year old wearing an American-style football helmet. You place the child on the sheep and let them go. The child that can stay on the longest wins. A six-year old can be very determined and once they get a good handful of wool it takes a lot of dragging to convince them to let go.

Just a slice of the American pie, I guess.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

There is a traditional Scottish version of mutton busting. You don't need a football helmet, but some form of lubricant is advisable from what I hear.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'm saving up my money for this eBay auction.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Damn! The auction is closed!

Wait... I can rebuild her! Better than before! [shuffles off to steal toys and fish line]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

DexX, it is time.
Make the damn sheep character. We know it will be misused constantly. And that's what this site's about.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Much fun
http://www.planetprostate.com/

http://www.lightsmith.nl/games/bouterdart/bouterdart.swf

Gotta have stuff
http://www.mintyass.com/

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I tried locating Planet Prostate with my amatuer telescope, but it was eclipsed by two large fuzzy objects.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

YUCK!

Fucking Scary

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Smarm, how do you survive it?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I mean this link... argh.

http://www.nytimes.com/2002/08/23/education/23EVOL.html

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It's too bad we arn't all subscribed to the NY Times online.

err.. stupid me, I thought that was the one you had to pay for. sorry.

The Elder Gods have never been cuter!!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I assume you all know about this.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Those last two were great!

On another note...

Forehead hooter!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A bit of shameless self-promotion...

On a horror mailing list I used to frequent we had a brief punning contest of a sort, thinking up various Cthulhuesque beings. I can't remember who kicked it off, but I suspect it was my cthicken. Anyway, we were having fun with it, and I drew up a few of them...

The cthicken is a tad dodgy, as it was drawn with the mouse. The cthihuahua and Ctharlton Heston are notable, though, since they mark my first attempts to scan inked line-drawings into the PC.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I had in in 1987.
http://www.mulletjunky.com/

I'm so ashamed.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

http://www.vicefund.com/index.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A bunch of silly tests

Go sXe Emo!