Boo, hiss! Mean-spirited Kentucky prison officials rip Satan's heart out. Noone ever takes the Dark One's feelings into account. It's because of the whole "evil" thing, isn't it?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

At least Wiccans still have rights.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Could she draw us some characters?
http://www.breastpals.com/

http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/corpmemo.html

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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http://www.breastpals.com/

"I wonder if my breasts could work like sponges?"

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quote:

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http://monster-island.org/tinashumor/humor/corpmemo.html

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The reason the internet was created...

http://www.sit.wisc.edu/~kljense3/MrTvs.html

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Pick your religion...

http://www.selectsmart.com/RELIGION/

I'm 100% match as a Secular Humanist or a 91% match as Unitarian Universalist. Considering that I'm a Unitarian, this thing did a pretty good job.

I'm only a 10% match as a Jehovah's Witness. And Kingsom Hall is less than a mile away, dangit!

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Hrm...

1. Orthodox Judaism (100%)
2. Islam (88%)
3. Sikhism (82%)
4. Bahá'í Faith (78%)
5. Reform Judaism (74%)
6. Jehovah's Witness (67%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (65%)
8. Jainism (53%)
9. Hinduism (51%)
10. Seventh Day Adventist (50%)
11. Eastern Orthodox (48%)
12. Liberal Quakers (48%)
13. Roman Catholic (48%)
14. Orthodox Quaker (47%)
15. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (47%)

Maybe I did something wrong, or it doesn't like me. I know I answered at least one question wrong by the end of it, but I'm to lazy to go fix it.

Okay, my official results:

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (83%)
4. Liberal Quakers (74%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (74%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (61%)
7. Neo-Pagan (56%)
8. Taoism (48%)
9. New Age (48%)
10. Orthodox Quaker (46%)
11. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
12. Bahá'í Faith (41%)
13. Reform Judaism (41%)
14. Sikhism (34%)
15. Jainism (33%)
16. New Thought (32%)
17. Scientology (32%)
18. Islam (28%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (28%)
20. Orthodox Judaism (28%)
21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (27%)
22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (20%)
24. Eastern Orthodox (19%)
25. Roman Catholic (19%)
26. Hinduism (16%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (10%)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%) Click here for info
2. Theravada Buddhism (82%) Click here for info
3. Liberal Quakers (80%) Click here for info
4. Secular Humanism (78%) Click here for info
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%) Click here for info
6. Neo-Pagan (62%) Click here for info
7. Nontheist (62%) Click here for info
8. Reform Judaism (61%) Click here for info
9. Mahayana Buddhism (58%) Click here for info
10. New Age (55%) Click here for info
11. New Thought (50%) Click here for info
12. Scientology (45%) Click here for info
13. Orthodox Quaker (42%) Click here for info
14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%) Click here for info
15. Taoism (37%) Click here for info
16. Bahá'í Faith (36%) Click here for info
17. Islam (36%) Click here for info
18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%) Click here for info
19. Orthodox Judaism (36%) Click here for info
20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%) Click here for info
21. Sikhism (30%) Click here for info
22. Jainism (29%) Click here for info
23. Hinduism (25%) Click here for info
24. Seventh Day Adventist (24%) Click here for info
25. Eastern Orthodox (19%) Click here for info
26. Jehovah's Witness (19%) Click here for info
27. Roman Catholic (19%) Click here for info

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I think these questions are a little unspecific. "I'm not sure if there's a God" is very different from "I believe there's no God".

1. Secular Humanism (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Nontheist (77%)
4. Liberal Quakers (74%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (67%)
6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (62%)
7. Neo-Pagan (61%)
8. Reform Judaism (48%)
9. New Age (46%)
10. Taoism (45%)
11. Orthodox Quaker (39%)
12. Sikhism (39%)
13. Mahayana Buddhism (36%)
14. Scientology (36%)
15. New Thought (33%)
16. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)
17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)
18. Bahá'í Faith (27%)
19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)
20. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
21. Jainism (23%)
22. Hinduism (23%)
23. Eastern Orthodox (23%)
24. Islam (23%)
25. Orthodox Judaism (23%)
26. Roman Catholic (23%)
27. Jehovah's Witness (16%)

And then for us godless infidels, there's the atheist test. Seems my best match on that is secular humanism, too. Funny. I'd thought of myself as something of a transhumanist.

They both gave my the flying 401. I wonder what the universe is trying to tell me...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Not really. It's only the defining line between atheism and agnosticism, two way different ideas.

Not really. It's only the defining line between atheism and agnosticism, two way different ideas.

"very different" != "way different"?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Not really. It's only the defining line between atheism and agnosticism, two way different ideas.

One believes that there is no way to prove or disprove the existence of divinity, or believes that they have not seen enough evidence either way. The other believes that there is adequate evidence of the non-existence of God. Atheism is essentially more of a "faith" than agnosticism, as it requires a leap of faith over a logical gap to arrive there.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Hey, me three! I'm reading Stock's Redesigning Humans right now. I'm just finding the clinical trials a little tedious and funding a bit hard to come by. Seriously though, good read.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Is that something like a furry fetishist?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was just being sarcastic about not that big a difference... didn't want to use the word vary twice.

What I meant was that it is stupid to imply that those scores fall close together... they have similarities, but you're right in how the way they present it is wrong.

Hey, me three! I'm reading Stock's Redesigning Humans right now. I'm just finding the clinical trials a little tedious and funding a bit hard to come by. Seriously though, good read.

I haven't read that, but on your recommendation I might just order it.

To see how grounded in faith the supposedly secular opposition to transhumanism really is, take a look at Fukayama's Our Posthuman Future. It's slightly worrying that conservative atheists like him, who oppose progress with all the blind zeal of the religious, are taken so seriously.

Anytime this comes up, I gotta say it:

Some there are who say, "there's a God."

Others there are who say, "there is no God."

Still others say, "I don't know if there's a God."

Then there are those of us (and we are almost never mentioned) who say, "Ha, ha. What the fuck are you talking about?" Please remember us.

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What others say about boorite!

God used to return my calls. Now that bitch doesn't even remember my name. I just wish she'd come get her fucking Carly Simon album.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

22 more sex charges brought against ex-teacher's aide

Why was school always so boring in my day?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Say Brad, are you up for visitors?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In the immortal words of Chick McGee, "Who's the victim?!"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.