My friend has a can of Tab signed by Anne Rice.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I have a box of rice signed by Tab Hunter.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I have boxer shorts signed by Hunter S. Thompson.

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The dreams that stuff is made of.

I dunno... I think it's pretty cool that he dumped a model.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I have a Thompson Machine Gun singed by a hunter.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I have a copy of the Thompson Twins and Rage Against The Machine covering "Me And A Gun". It's not signed, though.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I dunno... I think it's pretty cool that he dumped a model.

Matt has told friends that he was sick of Jordan’s celebrity lifestyle and has gone back to his job at a tanning salon in Manchester.

Let me get this straight, this guy got sick of her "Lifestyle", but he switches on electric tanning beds for money?

The couple, who dated for two months, have gone their separate ways after a final massive row at Jordan’s home in Brighton.

Two superficial people meet, screw, have photos taken and fight over who's arse gets kissed most. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

The 32FF model

Is this her bra size? May he felt she was "suffocating" him.

was spotted without Matt at trendy London club China White

China White is a very pure form of heroin. Those wacky hepcats!

this week. He was also missing when Jordan attended the Elle Style Awards last week.

The who?

Two weeks ago it was reported the glamour girl was seen kissing publicist Dave Read in a London club.

On the lips! Whoo! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Does anybody who made it past 6th grade give a F U C K about these dipshits?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Ah... Canadians

(I sure hope that damn url works...)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Spankling your hope is in vain.

But the URL works.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

ARRRRRR! TOBOR WILL BURY TREAUSRE UP YOU!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wont you throw out your gold teeth

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

From the where is he now file

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If only this had happened before Fuzzyman's song parody contest...
"don't have fans, don't have a real gun, what do you do?
stupid has-been"
...then again, maybe not

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

The world's funniest?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

The one about the hunters was dumb. I liked this one...

quote:

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"Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, 'I slept with your mother!'

"The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

"The first again yells, 'I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!'

"The other says: 'Go home dad, you're drunk."'

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Science of belly lint, ostrich love honored

"British scientists were honored for research that found that ostriches become more amorous with each other when a human is around. In fact, ostriches eventually start putting the moves on humans."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Scientists last week revealed they had successfully tested a nasal spray that sent 'healthy, normal women' into states of high sexual arousal.

Here honey, stuff this up your nose for a sec.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wonder what would happen if a healthy, normal
woman used nasal spray on an ostrich....?
(Not that I'd ever try such a thing, mind you!)

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

quote:

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I wonder what would happen if a healthy, normal
woman used nasal spray on an ostrich....?
(Not that I'd ever try such a thing, mind you!)

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[Click to view comic: 'Femur Attraction']

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Fun for the whole family!

"I applied some of the lotion that came with it and immediately tried it out. Ohh...it was fantastic! The trouble is, I left it in the shampoo rack and forgot all about (it) while I washed myself."

Aint that just like a man!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

[Click to view comic: 'Love in the News']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

A truly heartwarming story.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Truly.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have Theda Bera issues.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet