Oh please, next they'll be saying that Batman and Robin are "that way"!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The results of this Googlefight were unexpected:

A Cups - 2,660,000 hits

vs

DD Cups - 19,900 hits

Who would've known?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

...brooding gothgirl power fantasy about nurturing your inner bitch...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You are a dick and I am going to kick your head in ya big useless donkey

Baby got back! Big-Bottomed Sheep Have A Rare Genetic Mutation That Builds Muscle, Not Fat

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ladies. Mildly annoyed with everything is NOT sexy. I repeat: N O T sexy. It's the personality equivalent of a runny nose. You're welcome.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I have a new pleasure people and I'm here to tell you to try it. It is called head sucking.

NO! IT'S NEW! Or, at least it is to me. I happened to me as I sat in the barber chair. This woman got done chopping my hair off and then she brought out the sucker - a shopvac of some sort only made to look nice for a salon. Then she started sucking my head with it.

I guess she was just trying to get all the hair off. But then my eyes rolled back and I groaned. She chuckled and started using both hands. She ran that Hoover up and down my scalp from the back of my neck all the way over to my eyebrows and back, following with her hands.

"Feels good, doesn't it." She said as she kept the machine going.

"Uh-huh..." I hope I didn't drool on the apron.

Eventually she stopped and held up a mirror for me to look at myself. I looked stunned and happy - and my hair was very short.

I don't think the 60% tip was at all out of line.

So pull that vacuum out of the closet, hook up the drapes attachement and start sucking each other off!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I have this image of the real Spankling as that dirty man in the trenchcoat in the park.

where the lamerz stay?

http://www.lamerbnb.com/

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I tell ya, the times I coulda used this.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Bite me! I got a good 7 years before I go there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Someone wants a pen pal. Check the snail mail adress.

http://members.tripod.com/~fapenpals/wwoodard.html

I was reading my Right Stuf catalog today, and an entry for Tobor, the 8th Man caught my eye. It actually doesn't even have a whole lot to do with robots, per se. I'm only sharing it because, thanks to Stripcreator, I can't read words that are even phonetically similar to "Tobor" without thinking about manrape.

In case that link doesn't work, here's the text:

quote:

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The 60's classic 8th Man! Created by writer Hirai Kazumasa and artist Kuwata Jiro in 1963, 8-Man was a Japanese comic strip detailing the crimebusting adventures of 8-Man. The comic was developed into an animated series, which was re-edited, dubbed into English, and brought to the United States in syndication in 1965.

You can destroy his body, but you can't keep a good crimefighter down. The villainous Saucer Lips learned the hard way when he killed police officer Peter Brady. Little did he know he actually would create his greatest foe, the bionic superhero known as...Tobor, the 8th Man!

After Saucer Lips killed Brady,the slain police officer was found by Professor Genius. The Professor used Brady's body, memories, and personality to create Tobor (robot spelled backwards), the 8th Man, an atomic-powered crimefighter who could fly.. with super strength and an arsenal of robotic weapons.

Operating from the Metropolitan International Police Headquarters, Tobor battles against Saucer Lips and other villains such as Armored Man, Baron Stormy, Dr. Spectra, the Satan Brothers, and the Intercrime spy ring. Still using the name "Peter Brady," Tobor keeps his identity a secret from everyone except Police Chief Fumblethumbs.

In this volume:
Dr. Spectra wants to learn Tobor's inner secrets by any means possible! Using an incredible array of weapons to accomplish his task, he manages to wipe Tobor's memory! Also includes the episodes Evil Jaw and the Devil Germs, Baron Stormy, Attack of the Horrible Honey Bees, and Pounce the Robot Tiger.

Also includes Evil Jaw and the Devil Germs, Baron Stormy, Attack of the Horrible Honey Bees, and Pounce the Robot Tiger.

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Who wouldn't live in fear of a villian named Saucer Lips?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I still can't look at Taber's medical encyclopedia without cracking a grin, and the damned thing sits right on my desk at work.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I found stuff on that series a long time ago, but not like that.

This guy want your mail too. He's on death row.
http://members.tripod.com/~fapenpals/flynch.html

This evening, my girlfriend brought to my attention to this very enlightening post about Tobor, the 8th Man.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Cornhole of the TOBOR will he!

Bush bitch countdown

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"These turbines of rotor will not produce revolve by themselves."

WTF are they talking about?

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"What the fuck are you talking about?" = "On that one it kisses to him speak to him?"

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Damn. I didn't believe her.

Forgive my doubt!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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Cornhole of the TOBOR will he!

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Ah, here it is... figure 2.4 in my Analytical Brewing textbook.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

BOOBIES!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

"Wirthling sucks." = "Wirthling aspires."

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

... "You do not have the necessity of noo?"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com