what's the femminest word for menstuarating?
as the word men in there just won't do
aunt flo?
*rimshot*

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Poop.

[23:26] curiously, I exude little in the way of bodily odors.
[23:26] not counting sulfur dioxide in my copious flatulence
[23:27] x_x or the methane
[23:27] the ammonia stinks the worst
[23:27] isnt methane odorless?
[23:27] propane is odorless
[23:28] anyway, I think the salient point is my flatulence, which is epic.
[23:28] natural gas gets something added to it so you can tell when it's present
[23:28] * Noonie sets fire to boorite's ass*
[23:28] yes, sulfur dioxide
[23:28] wow, it is a clean burning fuel...
[23:28] my arse sometimes says "boorite" when I'm breaking wind...
[23:28] that's funny, sometimes I piss "Jes L" onto your front door
[23:29] havent you noticed?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I'll be on tomorrow morning from 9:45am to 10:30am Central
Love ya'll
Hmm.
*** Signoff: Chicka (Quit: Leaving)
bye bye chicka...
cya chicka

talk to ya'll later
*** kitty has left #stripcreator
*** Signoff by kitty detected
Bye kitty!
byez

I'm going to bed early guys.
Nice talking to you all again.
nite
*** Signoff: hctam (Quit: matchisthegreateststripper)
gnight
darnit

I should probably get to sleep
So ta choad and noonie
ciao
*** Signoff: cowtipper (Quit: Leaving)
cya

good night
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nite
damn

Good times.

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Poop.

it was funny...the park is closed during the week during the winter...
too cold
and 5 times an hour, you'd see a station wagon pulling up to the entrance, just like the Griswolds
must go for a sec...
*** Quits: pslock ***
Magic Mountain pwnZed them!
every now and then, i'd have the opportunity to say, "sorry folks, park's closed...moose out front should have told you"
i'd like to live in choad's pants for just a little while
and have a party?
yeah, so come along and bring your jukebox money
hop in my boxers, they're as big as a whale!
they seat about twenty?
havent tried that out yet
i'm Fred Schneider, bitch
i love fred schneider's accent
now that was "gay in the hay"
its so unique
exactly
we have a definition!
* umfum pokes brad
that's gay in the hay too
i was going to say "with a big stick"
but i thought better of it
* choad pokes brad with a statistically average stick
lol
* umfum thinks for some reason that choad shaves his body hair
oh, i think we know that "some reason"
no, i just imagine you hairless
nothing wrong with manscaping
ooh, shapes!
hey, does this look like a Q?
or a queue?
ha

[hr]

I made choad go "ha;" I can die happy now.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

we're in the new dimension of #stripcreator... sweet.
one without hdb?
no...
one with hdb....x
hdbx?
no, hdb....x
the pause is key, mang.
hdb...x, how does it work?
-:- Topic for #stripcreator is: Welcome to a dimension of time and space. You have entered, the Stripper Zone.
well, it's virtually the same as hdb...
but now it has a ...x tacked on the end of it

I apologize to any women... no, I apologize to everyone for this.

I found it challenging to do a whole site of nothing but "clean" humor.
I don't know how I can go a whole paragraph without something dirty.
SPECULUM!!
See?
Clearly you should be a gyneacologist when you grow up.
I'd feel bad getting paid to do that.
But think of it this way... you'd see a lot of sick ones too.
I don't think I'd want to look at sick vaginas all day.
* possums vomits
I see enough already.

I don't understand how people can STILL hate on Jews.
coz people are dicks
I mean, we were just taking at as a joke for awhile, and then the Holocaust happened and we're like "Okay, guys, its' not funny anymore."
heh heh.
Ariel Sharon isn't exactly helping
no, he isn't.
No, he isn't.
!
JINX
Heh.
DAMN!

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COINCIDENCE!!?!?!?? LOLOLLLOL

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We built this siggy.... on rock and rooooooll

dan!
tipper!
* BigEvilDan tips.
stealing my job are you?
Are you calling me a cow?
maybe i am!
That's a load of bull, and udderly untrue.
haha
* BigEvilDan is now known as cowfman

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

all analogies fail at some level
the question is whether or not the given parameters map
even "boorite is teh ghey"?
yes.
That one hasn't failed yet, though.
but that's not an analogy
It fails though, if one considers how many "teh ghey" there are in the world.
There can be only one.
boorite is teh ghey as boorite is teh ghey
There can be only one "teh ghey"?
that's not an analogy and holds true only insofar as a thing is self-similar
Yes.
It can be instanced multiple times, but there can only be one.
boorite is as teh ghey as Drexle is teh straytt
For instance, Boorite is only "teh ghey" in as much as teh_ghey.boorite = true.
mikey is to gay as moses is to jewish
boorite is as gay as BigEvilDan is as BigEvilDan
mikey needs dick like a junkie needs junk
teh_ghey.boorite + gheybhutseckz = fact.
to what extent is our perception of reality an artifact of brain structure and function?
Reality is a halucination.
so some would have it.
depending on which reality we are pointing at.
Our emotions, experiences, and feelings are all the result of brain chemicals causing reactions with each other based on previous brain chemical reactions.
all I know is that I'm getting the DTs from dick withdrawal

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

* Artemis builds a tower for Drexle, crabby and himslef to look down at the rest with scorn
Does it look like the people are being controlled?!
Oh, wait, don't answer that.
* Artemis is now known as himslef
* DragonXero burns the tower down with Drexle crabby and Artemis in it.
* himslef uses the pilantri to call up a balrog
* DragonXero dodges.
* himslef +exp.
Fuck you, I have an AC of 20.
* himslef casts Lovelorn 3 on DragonXero
Your, uh, THAC0 is like, too low or something.
* DragonXero resists.
* himslef SHOWS DragonXero a picture of HIS MOM NEKKID
* DragonXero rolls a saving throw.
Fuck.
-20 HP +50 Horror
Great, ten rounds of horror.
* himslef allies with crabby
Where the fuck is the rest of my goddamn party?!
* crabby allies
Save me, you cunts!
wangs
dongs
Sweet, that broke the horror.
* DragonXero casts picture of Kanjun upskirt on himslef.
* himslef gives DragonXero a communicable disease
but it gave you teh ghey.
* himslef -20 Hetero
* crabby casts recipe for shit stew on DX
* DragonXero rolls a 20 in his saving throw.
* DragonXero resisted.
uhm, guys
* DragonXero slices crabby with a +4 sword of trollness.
we forgot about the balrog
WE didn't forget, the DM did.
Where IS brad anyway?
* Rabid_Weasle needs food badly
NPCs always get left behind.
* DragonXero gives Rabid some food from his knapsack.
Good thing ONE of us didn't forget to bring food.
* himslef summons BigEvilDan
i haven't seen such bravery!
Mr. "I *need* five swords and six knives!"
Wait a minute, you can't summon one of my party members.
You cunting arse sausage.
no?
No!
* Rabid_Weasle casts impotence on DX
Hah! I'm immune.
* Rabid_Weasle summons surly wench
* Rabid_Weasle commands surly wench to seduce DX
hahahaha!
Shit.
If she's a hot surly wench, I'm gonna be fucking for at least three rounds.
i truly am... a DARK MAGE!
* DragonXero rolls another saving throw and gets a 2.
* himslef pants Rabid_Weasle
Goddammit.
Now I'm "having sex" for three rounds.
* Rabid_Weasle shoots the food
(You know, I'm sure this would be something real roleplayers would complain about0
* himslef steals a taxi and drives to Liberty City
Hey, wait a minute, the rule book says you can't destroy supplies!
* himslef finds the rocket launcher
Okay, now I KNOW that's not in the list of weapons.
* Rabid_Weasle finds gravity gun
* Rabid_Weasle throws cans at DX
What the fuck, you're on my team, asshole
* himslef presses Ctrl-Alt-Insert, enters "Godmode"
TKers suck. :|
FUCK IT.
* DragonXero gets a trainer and goes god mode and gives himself all the weapons then decimates everyone in both parties.
* himslef decides everyone's fate
* himslef hits reset
* DragonXero quits the server.
This server fucking sucks. Call me when you guys get punkbuster installed.
* Rabid_Weasle calls the guards
to make jump extra high, hold "a" button
omfg!!!111 n00b!!111
lmfao!!!11
fcking cheators.
you guys r teh sukc.
u cant even win without cheatin
u jus cnat deel, bittich
im gonna tell teh admin!
i AM admin
youre server sux.
* himslef bans DragonXero for life
i got like a 100 ping
good! i didnnt want to come here agan neway
fcking clan servers
* himslef is now known as Artemis
stfu newb!!!!11
i liked gemstone
* DragonXero changes topic to '\/\/3lc0m3 t0 +|-|3 1cy h0+ 5+u|\|+4z c14n 53rv3r!'
thats the only text based i ever played
i like cybersex in AOL chatrooms
That's a good roleplaying game.
i tried Anarchy
You're pretending to be a 21 year old studly hot guy, and he's playing a 14 year old girl.
i like playing as the 16 year old chearleader from california
THAT WAS YOU?!
* Artemis casts a/s/l?
* DragonXero rolls for his stats.
25/f/Florida.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

donde esta le biblioteca?
10th and morrison
Two doors down the hall, to your right.
It's accross the hall from the bathroom.
You can't miss it.
up a flight of stairs, at the bottom of the elevator shaft
i think i know how to ask where the library is in 4 languages
There's a D&D convention today.
but i've never used that phrase in real life
frankly, if i didnt know where the library was today, i'd find out on my own and go the next day
hey, that Low Morale Creep video is back up
hrm?
what if its an EMERGENCY?
EMERGENCY! was my favorite show when i was a kid
Like, you suddenly have to read every book in the Harry Potter series or you'll die?
or there's a bomb thats gonna go off, and you have to find Bruce Willis, and the note left on your fridge said he was at the library
Ohhh, right.
but he's really not there, it was all a setup to frame you as the bomber
:O
thats why i'd go tomorrow
and... and...
notify the proper authorities
theres always some reason why you cant
they kidnapped your wife or something
and they stole your Buspar
i wont have a wife
in my movie you will
and a nice hat
and something from your past comes back to haunt you in a conveniently apropo way
like "This is the same library I killed my (whatever) in!"
This movie is sounding better every second.
It even has plot holes.
And the villains are vaguely foreign
and hot
Awesome.
i can hear Richard Roeper now...
With stockings?
what a review
!
"and is ANYBODY going to believe choadwarrior has a wife?"
Lol
no, see it will be explained
you got hit on the head
5 years ago in that library
so my hat is not a hardhat?
no
in fact, yes, it has a dent in it
from the incident
and that will be a clue later on
for the audience
so i safe my wife, then get hit on the head in the process, thereby regaining my memory?
roeper's a smarmy bitch
This movie is the best ever.
yes and no
you regain your memory
but fall in love with your wife
what memory does he regain?
and as it turns out the terrorists gave her an emergency sex change
but...
they implanted a bomb in her weenie
:O
but your fillings give it away
you can pick up their radio waves
as long as i get to explode in her ass, im there
so you bite it off last minute
Hahahaha
Who will play choad?
and at the end it turns out bruce willis has been dead all along
choad.
nobody plays choad!
I vote for Robert Redford.
in soviet russia, choad plays you!
LOL
theres a lot of "as it turns out" in my synopsis
* Rabid_Weasle goes to kill himself
Do you want to making fuck BERZERKER!
skolnick
but i still need a killer cliffhanger
to bridge acts 1 and 2
Dude, that's fucked up choad.
what's a kolnick?
you forgot that i need a buddy
yes yes
a black man
I don't know,but this guy's a crazy mither fucker.
either a wise old man or my opposite
okay...
Mother, too.
well, any ideas, choad?
i like the wise old man route
but who?
I think it should be a klansman.
a real old man, or will it be makeup?
Just to make things funny.
he once saved the world from transexual bomb before
ahhh
jeff goldblum
and i have to find him in his mountain hideaway and convince him to help me
OR jeff daniels
jeff goldblum has a big one
so it will be him
nose?
Hahahahaha.
and your line is "donde esta biblotecha?"
or maybe bill paxton
You know what they say about guys with big noses...
paxton, YES
They need big tissues.
i can see it now
wangs
and throughout the movie there is a running gag where people think he's bill pullman
dongs
and we HAVE bill pullman
playing a cab driver
Bill Pullman playing Bill Paxton?
who gets mixed up in i all
Yes
named bill paxton
Oh.
yes, yes right
Hah.
and the cliffhanger, Bill Paxton saves Bill paxton
choad is left tied up though'
because...
SO FUCKING AWESOME.
but i dont want to be untied
YES
you say "NO! leave me, this is how its meant to be"
and then you pop a semi
Then the end of the movie is just a bunch of gay porn.
can i be the comic relief?
You AND dx
are siamese twins
who says funny things when people die
or when the situation looks grim!
gay siamese twins?
YES
YES!
but nbot incestuous
YES!!!!
and only one likes fatties
:(
NO!
but you have only one schlong
i wonder if there are any siamese twins who are gay with themselves
We have to be incestuous ir I walk.
then the part goes to...
drexle or something
like if you're a siamese twin, what happens if one of them gets horny but the other isn't
so they want to wank
hell, how does wanking work in the first place?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

DX is a baron?
Yes.
I'm a hellbaron.
that's hardcore
you should give a shout ot the devil, right now
* DragonXero kills you just as you get the red key card.
* Rabid_Weasle has 3 more lives
* Rabid_Weasle shoots DX with a shotgun
* DragonXero slashes at Rabid.
* Rabid_Weasle reloads in an very animated and improbable fasion
It takes more than a shotgun blast to kill a hellbaron!
* Rabid_Weasle shoots again
* DragonXero slashes Rabid again while he reloads.
* Rabid_Weasle shoots again
* Rabid_Weasle uses a health pack
* DragonXero lets out a low-quality wav roar and explodes into a steaming pile of blood.
I'll respawn, bitch! See you on level 8!
* Rabid_Weasle walks over DX and collects ammo
* Rabid_Weasle gets to level 8
* DragonXero sends his cacodemons after Rabid.
iddqd
Oh fuck beans.
* DragonXero causes an illegal operation and shuts rabid out into DOS.
:(
Hah, take that.
* Rabid_Weasle uninstals the game

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Poop.

my mom practially madde me open one christmas gift today
Was it a dildo
?
no
it was a book
Damn
It was a dildo, wasn't it?
I lose
a book of dildoes?
Kaufman has inspired me to write a musical
Was there a dildo in the book?
"We're All Cunts"
no
words
About dildos
?
nope
Did the words tell you how to make a dildo?
its a novel
a novel dildo!
not about dildos
Oooh, a novel about dildoes!
About a man seeking the perfect dildo
?
nope
Dildoes are overrated
as are buttplugs
its a book by robert rankin
So, Robert Rankin writes books about dildoes?
* Jesus makes the over my head gesture
dildo a dildeer, a dilfemale dildeer.
no
dildo: the musical
DIIIILDOOOO
I LOVE YOU DILLLLLDOOOOOOOO
hollow chocolate dildos of the apocolypse
Andrew Lloyd Webber's DILDO!
Oh, I get it. The book ws about buttplugs.
The Dildo of the Opera
The Sound of Vibrators
the dildos of chiswich
Dildo, Dildo Baggins, the greatest little sex toy of them all!
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dildo
Les Dildoes
knees up dildo
Les dildoes
FUCK YOU
a boy named dildo
JINX!!
LOL
Of Dildoes and Men.
Dildo for Rent
are you there, god. it's me, dildo
A winner is totally not Jesussandwich.
Dildo Farm
dildo twist
A Tale of Two Dildos
In Xanadu did Kublai Khan a pleasure dildo decree
One Few Over the Dildo's Nest
romeo and dildo
Bring On Da Dildo, Bring On Da Grunt
Once Upon a Dildo
"Dildo is the word!"
Do the Right Dildo
Lemony Dildoes
harry potter and the sorcerer's dildo
Citizen Dildo.
... chamber of dildoes
harry potter and the dildo of secrets
Dildo of Arabia
... dildo of Azkaban
"DILLLDOOOOOO!!!"
Dildo of the dead
Marathon Dildo
dildo of fire
Is it dildo?
Wag the Dildo
Taxi Dildo
the order of the dildo
The Dilfather Pt.II
20,000 Dildoes Under the Sea.
Dr Strangedildo
You got dildoed
everybody loves dildos
*** possums changes topic to 'DILDOES'
Jurassic dildo
dildos
no e
When Dildo Met Buttplut.
Er, buttplug.
Ocean's Dildo
Golddildo
The Polar Dildo
The dildo who shagged me
or the Dildo Express
Christmas with the Dildos
A Dildo Carol
It's a Wonderful Dildo!
It's a Wonderful Dildo
Or A Christmas Dildo.
jinx
FUCK!
SCROE
LEWL
super mario dildos
DILDO
scr0e.
didlo all the way
THE LEGEND OF DILDO
Of Wangs and Dongs.
armadildo
i win
Santa Claus Conquers the Dildoes
Star Dongs: Episode 69: The Dildo Strikes Back
A Love Dildo for Bobby Long
Home movies
dildo baggins
Wait
Beyond the Dildo
home movies rock
Yeah
im getting the dvd for christmas
Meet in Me in St. Dildo
Dildo Movie
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Dildoes
home made dildos
I getting the dvd for X-mas
oooh
Saturday Night Dildo
Young Dildostein
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=dildoes
....
Blazing Dildoes
Flux of pink dildos
Hahahahaha
who should we charge with posting this in #stripcreator is fun?
The Dildrix.
i cant
123 not it
so im out
not me
I cant
not it
123 not it
I am banned
not it
brad wins
dildo of arabia
JINX BOINKY
raiders of the lost dildo
I did it already.
late night with dildo
Has brad ever posted an #SIF post?
I doubt it
nope
I think DX has to post it then
he has no fun here
I The Tonight Dildo
you win big dude.
im not sure if brad actually has fun
I will not post it.
brad just wants to have fun
fuck this
I'll do it.
wait!
the nutty dildo
there
now do it
Rudolph the Red Knobbed Dildo.
frosty the dildo
meet the buttplugs
my dildo skip
Meet the dildos
dildo in space

DragonXero> Alice in Dildoland.
Dildo Checks In
this is getting old
dildo saves christmas
Dildago
princess dildo
The little dildo that could
little orphan dildo
i am done
X-Dildoes.
over done
And I'm spent.
no, you're DX
* possums rimshots
Oh, wait, Dildo Powers!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

quote:

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It's a Wonderful Dildo!
It's a Wonderful Dildo
jinx
FUCK!
SCROE
LEWL

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fdb!
:O
:|
:\
hdb!
Man, how long have I been away!?
fdb!***
dammit
:O
hdb*

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Poo perhaps?

perhaps we can develop a psychological test as part of the sign up screen
1) Are you fascinated by your bowel movements?
that's not a bad idea
2) Have you ever described yourself as 1337?
3) dOeS THis mAkE SenSE tO yOu?
heh
4) Describe the difference between "your" and "you're"
that'd be a good one
5) Do you plan on making comics where the punchline is someone blowing up because in real life, you'd actually like to blow someone up?
6) On a scale of 1-10, how funny is this:

7) Do you promise to stay on your medication?

I think "nigga, you got AIDS" is a funny punchline, but only once and there's no need for an entire account based on it
well, its funny because its true
the funniest punchline is when he gets banned lol
LEWL
lewl@the both of you
Oooh! A banning?
* Mikey gets popcorn
already banned
* choad gets pitchforks and torches
ha! for what?
just seemed like a troll to me
Oh, I was hoping it was because his screenname was racist
no, i learned last night that Nigga is not racist
Nigger is
i dunno, it was just a name that could really only be used by someone who's up to no good
that way I could be prevented from creating the user "Honkee_u_got_Scabies"
cracker_u_got_roids
Gook_u_got_Piles
beaner_u_got_flatulence
Kike_u_got_diarrhea
chink_u_got_slanty_eyes
the porn name generator link on in4mador has been clicked 18,019 times
ha ha ha
faggot_u_got_style
Spic_u_got_Crohn'sDisease
asia_u_got_aid
funny cuz its true
brad.....you sick fuck
HA HA HA HA HA
nigga_u_got_sickle_cell_anemia
nigga_u_got_kinky_hair
gook_u_got_small_penis
hebe_u_got_money
lewl
nigga_u_got_8_kids
gook_u_got_liquor_store
HA HA HA HA HA
towel_head_u_got_cab
Wop_u_got_garlic_breath
mick_u_got_potato_famine
Canuck_u_got_American_refugees
Canuck_we_got_ur_comedians
lewl
"asia_u_got_aid"
geek_u_got_virginity
I never knew brad had a sense of humor!
cripple_u_got_wheelchair
oooh
midget_you_got_stepladder
hermaphrodite_u_got_it_all
wah wah waaaaaaah
nigga_u_got_arrested
flamer_u_got_lisp
faggot_u_got_goatse_ass
EEK!
i think i have nigger registered

do homeless guys count?
they can only count to 22
thats why they only ask me for 22 cent to buy a beer
lewl
no, I'm pretty sure they can count to 40

We demand our comedians back!

kaufman: good night, and make some CC 272 entries.
choad: go gentle into the night
choad: nah...not my type of CC
kaufman: everything's been hilarious
kaufman: me want more to read
kaufman: :D
choad: i havent read any
choad: even among my most favorite favorites
kaufman: mmyers turned the default comic into the demon doll Twilight Zone episode
kaufman: genius!
choad: talking tina?
kaufman: (my humble opinion)
kaufman: yeah
kaufman: except a bit more Asian here
choad: interestingly enough...mmyers is my most favorite of favorites
kaufman: I like his stuff A LOT
choad: yessir
choad: i'd say he's the funniest thing in georgia, but they have a town named Cumming...and that always makes me giggle too

he was talking some shit about having peaked a year ago. I love his stuff, and PhreakyChinchilla says there is not a comic of his that isn't at least very funny.

don't be so humble, mmyers!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.