Movie in 3 Panels: Meet Joe Black by wirthling 2-07-02

Tell ya what, Death: How 'bout you let me live a while longer and, in return, I'll give you a tour of the material world. Plus, you'll look like Brad Pitt. Deal? Shit yeah! Aren't you that hunk that I saw get splattered across downtown earlier? I... like... peanut... butter. Eighteen hours of movie watching later... I'm... sorry... Susan... but... I... am... not... of... your... world. No kidding.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Young Frankenstein by kaufman 2-12-02

Here lies Abby Normal. Heh. Her brain should be good for the doctor to use. ABNORMAL. DO NOT USE BRAIN! RAAAAAR! LIFE! I HAVE CREATED LIFE! But if you used some of your brain fluids to stabilize the monster, what did you get in exchange? RAAAR! FRANKENSTEIN WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

American Pie in 3 panels. by TheBlairZip 2-12-02

I wish I could get laid. I fucked a pie! I guess I'll never get laid. I glued my hand to my cock! Hey, I got laid! I'm still a fucking dumbass, and I got laid too!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Sorry, KKP, but your strip lacks the unintentional amusement value of the film.

Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within 3 Frames! by TheBlairZip 2-14-02

I found a plant! And I dreamt that the creatures are ghosts from another planet! Well, no shit! We need love too, you know....and your souls. I have one of those things inside me! Plus, I love you! Well, that's great timing, bitch...cause now I have to die for all mankind!!! Well, shit! Everyone's dead...except you, professor. WOO HOO! TIME TO FUCK!

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

No one's done this yet?

Rocky Horror in 3 Panels by kaufman 2-28-02

LIPS! We want lips! Castles don't have phones, Asshole! No, you'll procrastinate six days and then pull an all-nighter. Oh no, meatloaf AGAIN? ... In the state of New Jersey. Don't forget to turn off the globe. And buy yourself a fuckin' neck!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Cast Away: 3 panel edition by Jabizo 3-01-02

Time is money, son. We must deliver these packages at all cost! Shut up! We're about to crash and die you old fool! Alone on a tiny island.. Nothing but ocean every way I look. Talking to you, Wilson, is what keeps me sane. Booga Booga! Finally back on land. My past life is a big mess. I guess I'll start over and hook up with the first lady I see. That'll be $100 up front. Eeuww! You smell like dead fish.

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Vulgarity is simply the conduct of others. -Oscar Wilde

Cast away but not far enough by boorite 11-21-01

A package, washed up on the beach! Will it help me survive? Will I be rescued? What th--? It's addressed to me... Enclosed please find your Columbia Records monthly selection, "Best of the Backstreet Boys." If not satisfied, return it within 10 days...

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What others say about boorite!

The Mothman Prophecies - In 3 panels by KajunFirefly 3-04-02

what the hell was that?

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Dad was flammable

TRON by crabby 3-04-02

Just in case you missed it in CC 104, heh heh.

Three Movies, One Panel Each by Namgubed 3-08-02

Resident Evil ... Take that! Yipe! Tomb Raider ... Take that! Ouch! and of course, The Matrix. Take that! You have the right to remain - *OOF!*

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

Generic James Bond Movie in Three Panels by kaufman 3-27-02

Now, double-0-7, the button on your belt buckle will render you completely invis... oh, quit playing around. Before you kill me, would you please explain your operation? Certainly, Mr. Bond. With heroin money, we are cornering the market in gold, and buying up Tajikistani nuclear plants. Meanwhile, selected assassinations... Shouldn't we call for help, James? Not now, Miss Lingus. We are hardly in any danger.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Blade II in III panels by TheBlairZip 3-27-02

Feast on this, suckas!!! EEAAAARRGGHH!!! BLING BLING!!! EEAAAARRGGHH!!! ...bit of a one trick pony, don't you think?

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

Fuzzyman as Bond- I like it!

Gosford Park In Three Panels by deucepm 3-29-02

Welcome to Gosford Park, ma'am. Shut your gob, you crotty-faced git. Isn't it simply smashing to spend the weekend at this beautiful country house? Speak to me again, sir, and you shall receive a mouthful of bloody chiclets. Oh, dear! It seems someone has murdered our host! I'm going to pee in your mouth now.

Face/Off in 3 panels by Bazilla 3-29-02

I'm good. I'm bad. I'm good. I'm bad. I'm good. I'm dead.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Good one, Bazilla.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You're pissed again aren't you Wirth?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

No, he's right, that is *gag* a good comic, Bazilla.

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Dad was flammable

Eh? Oh yeah, "pissed" meaning drunk. Nope. I haven't been drunk since last night.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Sorry, I meant legless.

:-)

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Pushing my luck?

The 3 good panels of Titanic. by Bazilla 3-29-02

*Insert nude scene here.* *Insert man breaking leg on propellor scene here.* *Insert credits here.*

And here's three panels of Mighty Ducks (and thinking about it, Mighty Ducks 2 and 3 as well.)

Too many panels of Mighty Ducks by Bazilla 3-29-02

I'm a stupid fat kid that no-one likes, I'm rubbish at Ice Hockey, and play for a rubbish Ice Hockey team. Somehow, we've managed to get to the final, it's a tie with 2 seconds left. It's up to me to win us the tournament. Wouldn't you believe it, I scored and now everyone likes me.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Who are you? And what have you done with the real Bazilla?

please tell me you're a pod person and he's rotting behind a bush somewhere! ;-)

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Dad was flammable

Last I heard they were throwing his ashes down the River Cleddau.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

The Commitments (Pretty much the whole movie) by Bazilla 3-30-02

Take that you little shit! o/* She may be weary, women do get weary. Wearing the same shabby dress. And when she's weary, try a little tenderness. o/* Take that you little shit!

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.