Your comics, Blue... they speak to me.
They speak to me in a very special way.
Noone here understands you like I do.

What are you wearing right now, Blue?
Are you alone?

Why don't you put on some soft music, and turn the lights down low. Now imagine me there.

We share a drink. We have a delightful conversation together. All the while there is a tension, a yearning. Soon the passion begins to well within us. Before long, I am savoring your punchlines, thrilling to your choice of characters and background images. We both quiver with amusement. Before the night is over, we are erupting in ecstatic gales of laughter together.

You find this enticing, no? I can tell you are a woman of great passion.

Let us leave these fools to thier silly comments and thier petty rating systems. What do they know about the need of a beautiful woman to express herself in comic form? None of them understand your desires as I do.

Yours truly,
Zaster

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Oh no! I posted that?
That was supposed to be private mail.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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Oh, and by the way, I'm a GIRL and NOT a guy, get it?

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It's times like these that I consider a sex change.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

GOD DAMN I HATE WOMEN

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Batman created by Bob Kane

But they love you.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

This is true.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That brought a smile to my heart, you sexy fool. :)

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

And there's proof :D.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Wanna go make out in the back of my van?

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Poop.

Not until you get the BigEvilDan smell out.

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He's sensitive. Oh, well if your sensitivie why don't we give you an automatic 5 star rating? No wait, 5 isn't good enough to make you feel good about yourself how bout 6? You'll be the only one with 6! Then we can make it so no one can vote for you and a random sentence of praise will be added to your comments 7 times a day. Then we'll arrange funny people to write your comics for you!

You're going to be the most popular loser in town yet!

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Why don't you just get lost, you pest? It's probably because you're already a loser anyways.

Oh, and by the way, I'm a GIRL and NOT a guy, get it?

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Sir, calm down!

Then you must not be very pleased with all the complaining you're doing.

I was going to make some more comics today, then I saw that true_blue accused me of not having a sense of humour. And she's so right! Oh God, what have I been DOING here! I'm sorry, I'm so VERY sorry. I shall think of the children of the world and never make another comic again.

*sniffle* Goodbye world. Goodbye cruel, cruel world.

;)

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I has a flavor!

Okay, here's the fucking deal, motherfuckers:

You may not be in love with dcomposed's comics, as I am not. He's got some jokes here and there, but I appreciate what he tries to do with them. And I like him, as a user. I haven't in the past, and I probably won't again at some point, but right now I like me some dcom.

He puts his insane amount comics out there, and people comment on them. He doesn't complain about people judging his comics, either.

His first comments were perfect. He summed up everything I have to say when a stripper reacts to a negative comment of mine. You are on a public site. You certainly do not have to post your comics in a thread and invite comments. You want to make the comics on this site for your friends to see? Send them a link to your comics. If you put them in the forums, people WILL comment on them. I don't think your comics are funny, so I might post in your comics thread something like "Stop sucking" or "About as funny as Chevy Chase's late-night show" or "The Jan-Michael Vincent of StripCreator". If you want a more constructive criticism, ask for it.

Other than that, stop fucking whining.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Well, you like his comics, then fine. That's just my opinon.

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Most of the so-called and most praised comedians on here don't make excellent comics either...

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In fact, in this quote, I wasn't only referring to Dcom.

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Other than that, stop fucking whining.

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Why don't you stop whinning about people whinning, whiner!

I can honestly say you're definately annoying me right now.

/me knits True_blue a pair of birkenstocks.

JET!

I can honestly say you're definately annoying me right now.

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Of course, you meant "definitely."

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Get it right!

I <3 crabby

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True Blue, know what's fun?

Not being a fucking dumbass.

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True Blue, know what's fun?

Not being a fucking dumbass.

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Like whatever! It takes one to know one.

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*Makes Puu jokes, but only quietly* <3 Toomy!
I can hear you...*

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*Is learning the ancient art of mime...*

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

If I was going to complain, it'd be about how I should be on like two or three stars (for trolling/being a dick all the time (my comics are still genius)).

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Quit talking about True_blue and make-out with me now dammit!