The first comment I ever got on my info page was:

Not as great as claimed. Lose the ego, kid. 11-08-03

But since then whoever made it has removed the "Lose the ego, kid" part, so that now it simply reads:

Not as great as claimed. 11-08-03

Why would they do that? What possible purpose would it serve to delete half of the comment, and leave the other half? I liked it better the first way anyway. Could the person who did this please explain why you did it?

P.S. If you have any comments about your comments, you can post them here, blah, blah, blah, like anybody's really going to do that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Because snardlywhips don't go with Chef Boyardee products, biped. How can you be so fucking naive?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I googled snardlywhips. There were no results, but at least I got to say "I googled snardlywhips."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Ssooo, joo is fan of said bacon? (smam) 05-11-04

Yeah, like I never would have guessed that this was Smamurai. He's the only person besides me who finds that line amusing.

"Getting a 'Perm'" made me laugh out loud -- biped 04-24-04
I didn't like that comic.

He's my possum dixon (mmyers) 04-12-04

What's a possum dixon anyway?

smarter than your average marsupial --um 03-28-04

Ever seen that Kangaroo that went to Harvard? He's like Einstein only better.
mediocre 03-24-04

meh.

the film remakes were funny 03-19-04

Damn right they were. Where else will Quentin Tarantino remake Star Wars?

ive grown on him :D (<3 aus) 03-18-04

eww.

Stop making dumb threads in the forums kthxbi 03-13-04

cunt.
:O (boinky33) 03-12-04

meow.

...groan... your strips are not comic 03-05-04

I comic your nazi.

sometimes so off you're on. gk 02-25-04

Good ol' Citizen Graykane. I think he summed up the comics the best.

Hit? He should really add an S to that. j.k 02-21-04

I don't know if this is positive or negative.

Blah 02-06-04

Bleh.

Don't see why he's rated so low. 01-22-04

I wonder who this is. Whoever they are, they rock.

Reminds me of me, so he must suck. 01-20-04

Sup, beaz?

It 'sokay 01-19-04

Yay.

. -Laff 01-16-04

?

Dirty n00b! 01-16-04

This used to say that I was getting better all the time.

I can't think of a nice thing to say. 01-16-04

I can't think of an effective comeback.

Possums taste yummy. (UE) 01-14-04

You ain't seen nothing yet.

*yawn* 01-14-04

*barf*

He has 0 stars, so I'll not read his comics. (j/k) 01-14-04

I have 3 now.

Actually an okay guy. Worthy of a star or two. 01-12-04

Nice guy.

Where the fuck do I put this comment? 01-11-04

Huh?

A fuckhead is you. 01-11-04

A fuckhead is you, too.

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"Getting a 'Perm'" made me laugh out loud -- biped 04-24-04
I didn't like that comic.

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He's my possum dixon (mmyers) 04-12-04

What's a possum dixon anyway?

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Does anyone else see the irony in how egotistical this is?

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Poop.

Yes.

like a refreshing tropical shower. [arsg] 12-16-03
(yay!)

anyone who rates this shit good is retarded 02-18-04
(incorrect grammar: it should be "anyone who rates this shit well is retarded")

entertaining 02-18-04
(why thank you.)

What I read is pretty funny. (Interlocking_Man) 02-18-04
(Another yay.)

Too cool for school. (dcom) 02-19-04
(another good example of assonance for all you english buffs out there)

No. 02-28-04
(Yes.)

What I read is pretty funny. (Inflatable_Man) 02-29-04
(I'm having deja vu)

Same here (Interchangeable_Match) 03-02-04
(?!)

OMG DaGmAr, shut the fuck up! 03-02-04
(ah hah. how original.)

I second the "No" comment. 03-03-04
(All those in favor say "I"...)

pretty hott! but not to offend IB(<3 aus) 03-18-04
(Thanks, but IB is not my man)

DaG nAbbiT! (UE) 03-30-04
(I have yet to figure out if this is good or bad, but either way it's cute)

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Too cool for school. (dcom) 02-19-04
(another good example of assonance for all you english buffs out there)

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Of course. That's exactly why I want to know why the phrase "Lose the ego, kid" was removed from my first comment.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Of course. That's exactly why I want to know why the phrase "Lose the ego, kid" was removed from my first comment.

I really don't know. Maybe you're not egotistical enough. Maybe you've lost your touch! O_O

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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I really don't know. Maybe you're not egotistical enough. Maybe you've lost your touch! O_O

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I really don't know. Maybe you're not egotistical enough. Maybe you've lost your touch! O_O

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Is it possible? Could it be that perfection really ISN'T an absolute?

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You haven't bragged about how sexy you were for a long time on here. That might be it. You've left something out!

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You haven't bragged about how sexy you were for a long time on here. That might be it. You've left something out!

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Yes, I always leave it out. That way people can see for themselves, and I don't have to actually brag about it.

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Thats all well and good. But think about this:

People may actually see that as modesty if you say nothing about it. They assume that you do not state the obvious because you have a low self esteem.

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Possums said-

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Ssooo, joo is fan of said bacon? (smam) 05-11-04

Yeah, like I never would have guessed that this was Smamurai. He's the only person besides me who finds that line amusing.

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What a wonderful thread.

crabby can dig it, sucka. (<3 dcom) 06-29-03
---Oh dcom, this comment just brings tears to my eyes. Tears of joy.

Does not suck enough dick 06-29-03
---This one takes me back. You see, I Don't suck dick, so this comment is very clever.

Watching semi-porn with crabby = priceless - trip 06-30-03
---Me and Trip stayed up late one night watching "Playmate of the Apes." It was a Planet of the Apes themed porno. How could I ever forget about the rapping pink ape. Lets also not forget that it was an all Girl-Girl feature. Oh, Trip I miss those days.

I love crabby 06-30-03
---I love you as well, anonymous commenter.

I DO SO SUCK DICK! (Chicka)
---Thats my Chicka! Well, not mine. I don't own her, it's just a figure of speech. If I did own her, I'd have her training my horses with her horse whisperer skills.

He doesn't suck dick... very well. 07-06-03
---This goes back to the fact that I don't suck dick. I imagine that I wouldn't be very good at it. You know, because I don't suck dick.

I am jealous of his Unicron but not his Galvatron. 07-10-03
---You'd actual be surprised how often something like this comes up in conversation. I think in needs to be said, For general playability, the Galvatron is superior but, for giant impressive robot toys Unicron can't be beat.

WASH AND WASH AT MILLENNIUM WASH AND WASH! 07-31-03
---Yes.

Crabby joined SC on my brother's birthday 08-20-03
---Whoa, your bro totally rocks!

feh 08-28-03
---This one hurt the most. I've had some pretty hurtful things said to me but this went straight to the heart. I let someone down. I'll never forgive myself.

Long live the triad! 08-30-03
---LONG LIVE THE TRIAD!!!!!!!!!!!

does not fuck, I mean, suck 09-04-03
---Amazingly clever. I printed this out and it hangs on my bedroom wall to this day. Just amazing!

Are you smokin' yet? (UE) 09-05-03
---This is the most puzzling comment. And the answer is yes.

Apple, nipple, monkey. 09-11-03
---ok.

you can dance if you want to. (kitty) 11-09-03
---I can leave my frinds behind.

he can take advantage of my robo vagina any day. 01-19-04
---I remember the night we discussed this comment. Just magical!

Might just be genius - MikeyG 01-22-04
---A genius in the field of illogical comic series making.

If farts had a God, crabby would be His prophet. 01-26-04
---By far my favorite comment. I'm dying to know who gave me that one.

Sandberg blows! (GO CUBS!!!) 01-30-04
---Sandberg's 2005 HOF induction will bring tears to my eyes. GO CUBS!!!!

Needs stick removed from ass. 02-09-04
---ok.

Crabby= The STDs I want ( <3 Match) 02-09-04
---I am herpes hear me roar!

tastier than a crabby patty --um 02-16-04
---ok.

I perfer his brother, lobster. 02-27-04
---LOBSTER SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aye (TG) 04-23-04
---Aye.

Thats 5 minutes of my life I'm never going to get back.

The shit is rated either good, okay or bad.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

The shit is rated either good, okay or bad.

But if you give an inappropriate rating of good, okay, or bad, then you have rated poorly instead of well.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Biped stole my comic idea.

Your honor, the defendant pleads not guilty to the charge of petty theft.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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Long live the triad! 08-30-03
---LONG LIVE THE TRIAD!!!!!!!!!!!

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The triad is an unholy alliance.

I've already said to much.

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The triad is an unholy alliance.

I've already said to much.

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