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Screendummie
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Zombie X: Left Behind by Screendummie
4-02-05
Shit, they left without us.
They shall pay with their souls!
Well...it was kinda out fault. We've been at it on and off for a couple days now.
Their is no excuse for their for them! I do not want to continue in Gay Heaven.
Yeah, everyone being so polite and tidy is kinda gets on my nerves.
But those souls are the sweetest to devour!

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

4-02-05 10:00pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: Satan And His Day Off by Screendummie
4-03-05
Shit, a day off torturing souls.
Damn Mormons take the most of my iniquitous powers of torment. They're like damn cockroaches.
Like the damn Columbians. Don't get me started on those coke making assholes.

Zombie X: de Dios! by Screendummie
4-03-05
¡Madre de Dios!
Damn yanquis marica and zombie. Knew those pendejos would get lost.
Have to see el diablo myself. Wonder what he'll think seeing a Mexicano wandering around.

Zombie X: The Few, The Proud, The Choosen by Screendummie
4-03-05
El Diabolo, I have to asking you to help me.
What the hell? They aren't allowed here!
The Village People, they're in crisis.
But why? You know the rules. You damn Mexicans are God's choosen people.
Si, Diablo. You better cooperate.
¡Veta a la verga!

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4-03-05 11:58pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: We're Not the Only Choosen Ones by Screendummie
4-05-05
Diablo, you know after El Salvador spent a weekend in hell, he made us His Choosen people.
Christ, I know, you damn greaser.
Now now, Diablo, don't poor honey in my ears.
But what about the Jews?
The Hebrews? Oh, they are Choosen too. I hear Moses and Einstien play Nuke the Nazis on the weekends.
Por que no, come mi mierda!

Zombie X: And the "Evil" Plot Thickens by Screendummie
4-05-05
Enough chit chat, Diablo. I wanna talk Village People.
Why would it matter to me? Aren't they in Gay Heaven?
Si, Diablo. But they unfairly fired the "Indian" for stereotyping, and they hired me in his place.
And the point of this bullshit?
I just thought it would evil, evil enough for Diablo, to get the Indian and me together in the group.
That is indeed evil even for my malevolent standards!

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4-05-05 1:37am (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: We All Scream for Ice Cream by Screendummie
4-06-05
I finally did it! Got him hired back! Now I gotta find the Indian somewhere out here.
Shit, I know he somewhere...Fuck, not him.
Ass...Err..Amigo, you looking to give the Indian good news?
Huh? Shit, I forgot about that. I was looking for a yummy ice cream shop near here!

Zombie X: More Zombie Hate by Screendummie
4-06-05
Ice cream?
Yeah...and I got this thought stuck in my head.
You know, I don't wanna hear this.
Shouldn't starving people eat their feces? Then they would never be hungry again.
You know how much I hate you?
Yeah, I get that alot.

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

4-06-05 8:10pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: More Zombie Hate Part Deux by Screendummie
4-06-05
When you speak, amigo, no one likes you.
Yeah yeah. Enough of that. The bugz on my nugz itch.
How the fuck do you get crabs or scabies?
What? No I'm dead, so I got me some awsome maggots and flies around my nugz in the heat.
Again, amigo, you need to read my lips.
Your lips look like little wormies that come out my ass.

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

4-06-05 8:23pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: This Is One Way to Make Zombie X Go Away by Screendummie
4-06-05
¡Mierda! Wish the asshole would stop talking. Hey...I gotta idea.
Blah blah..penises..blah ...hookers...blah...brains and batteries...blah blah...crack monkey...
I'm supposed to see Gigli tonight with my esposa. Wanna come?
Blah blah...der? What? I think I have to...
Knew that bullshit would work.
...Get going!

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

4-07-05 8:26am (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: Life Needs A Reality Fairy by Screendummie
4-07-05
The world needs me. I'm just a little ol' Reality Fairy.
I pop up everyonce in a while to bring some sense to the senseless.
Look! Someone listening to Green Day! Here I come to save the day!

Zombie X: Reality Fairy To The Rescue! by Screendummie
4-07-05
Man...I fucking hate old people. I ain't gonna trust anyone over 30 anymore.
Hey, what the hell are you?
The Reality Fairy, dipshit. Do you listen to Green Day?
Um...yeah?
Then quit being such a fucking American idiot.

Zombie X: Green Day Is Shit by Screendummie
4-07-05
You can't talk to me that way, bitch!
I'll talk to a dipshit any way I want to.
Bitch, you know nothing. Green Day is like the shit.
Their music would smell like shit it if it could.
They're like right to speak their mind against the so-called War on Terror and Big Oil.
War and Big Oil, eh? I'm bout to beat some reality into you.

Zombie X: Lets Warm Her Up by Screendummie
4-07-05
Don't you get it? They're speaking against war and oil like a bunch other groups.
Aren't you and the music industry clever? Did you forget that the hundreds of millions of CDs, DVDs and their cases are made of petroleum?
No...But that's not the point.
The point is you're a dipshit. You claim you care but then enslave your self to Big Oil that you claim to hate.
What about Big Business and Bush? Huh?
Oh, I was just starting to get warmed up!

Zombie X: Why Do You Hate Corporations? by Screendummie
4-07-05
You wanna bitch about Corporations now?
Yeah, they're like ruining the environtment, starting wars and shit.
But didn't you us Big Oil's products to drive to the mall? And then buy your "youth" clothing, junk food, make up, and music at some corporate chain store?
Um...yeah.
Again, you're being an American idot.
But I ain't an idiot like Bush!

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Greatest Zombie Komic in the Universe

4-07-05 3:14pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: We Don't Need No Stinkin' Mandate! by Screendummie
4-07-05
Yeah...Bush is an idiot. He doesn't like have a mandate from the people.
Mandate? Let me give you some names of Prezes who didn't have a majority.
Man, I bet you can't name any.
Oh yeah? How about both Clinton terms, Carter, Nixon's first term, Kennedy, Truman, Wilson twice too, Cleveland, Harrison, Garfield...I could go on.
But nothing was closer than the "stolen" election of 2000!
Are you kidding? Kennedy had barey 100,000 more votes against Nixon with a difference of .17! Geez, you dipshits learn nothing in skool.

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4-07-05 9:38pm (new)
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cpausti
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So, are you the little fairy?

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

4-07-05 9:59pm (new)
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Screendummie
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I'll let you figure it out.

--S. Dummie

Zombie X: What's My Line? by Screendummie
4-07-05
Shit...If I wanted to learn all that I would go that one place.
You mean high school?
Whatever. You sound like my...fuck...what was that person who teachers?
A fucking teacher, dipshit.
It doesn't matter cause I'm going to Harvard when I...fuck. Line?
You're on a roll here, toots.

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4-07-05 10:13pm (new)
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Injokester
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You'd do a lot better if you just made a topic with a small selection of your best comics. Putting so many here is redundant, simply because if anyone wants to read them all they can easily do so from your profile, whereas putting just the best of your work is more likely to draw people in and get them to read more.

This way if someone reads a couple and doesn't like the ones they read they won't read on, or others will keep reading until they read one they don't like. If you put 3 or 4 really good stand alone strips in a topic and people like all of those, they'll then form a good opinion of you and are more likely to view any of your other work they read in a positive light.

Otherwise if you want a gallery you'd be better to create a website and host them all there where you can present them a lot better than a forum. Putting them here looks scrappy if you show them to anyone, whereas a website is nice and clean. I don't know how much you know about computers, but if you wanted to learn how to build a website (the quick and easy way with premade templates and buttons- no coding skills required), I can show you how.

I made this in about 20 minutes- www.lifesaburrito.tk

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

4-08-05 2:24am (new)
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Injokester
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Oh yeah, PM me if you want some tips to create a site, I'll get back to you on Monday when I'm online again.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

4-08-05 2:29am (new)
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Screendummie
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You'd do a lot better if you just made a topic with a small selection of your best comics. Putting so many here is redundant, simply because if anyone wants to read them all they can easily do so from your profile, whereas putting just the best of your work is more likely to draw people in and get them to read more.

This way if someone reads a couple and doesn't like the ones they read they won't read on, or others will keep reading until they read one they don't like. If you put 3 or 4 really good stand alone strips in a topic and people like all of those, they'll then form a good opinion of you and are more likely to view any of your other work they read in a positive light.

Otherwise if you want a gallery you'd be better to create a website and host them all there where you can present them a lot better than a forum. Putting them here looks scrappy if you show them to anyone, whereas a website is nice and clean. I don't know how much you know about computers, but if you wanted to learn how to build a website (the quick and easy way with premade templates and buttons- no coding skills required), I can show you how.

I made this in about 20 minutes- www.lifesaburrito.tk


I'm fine with what I'm doing. I'm not going to pay to have a website, or even use a free one. I know all about computers and boring code, and waste of time of me making an ugly page. Because no one will waste time seeing a website that I built. Besides, I hate the even more ultra-uglieness and shittiness of its "user friendliness" of template sites. There's already enough crap on the net, I'm just going to avoid putting it twice as much of it online.

I'm just going to centrally place everything in one exact forum, because its easier for me. I don't care about the conveniance of others. And if they get turned off or bored searching through my pages? Doesn't bother me. Not making money from it anyways. I'm not even donating to the site.

Don't care about the opinion of others. If I did, I'd be making money by creating comics that people "love". Don't care about happiness of others if they read something they do or do not like. And its not really about the opinions of others on this site itself. I'm not getting on my knees and giving someone a blowjob of a good comment so I can then too receive the same b.j. I'm not gonna lick-ass to be accepted.

Seen enough of that looking through the site. Fuck being accepted. Think comics on this site would be generally better if they quit using the same boring recycled shit they see on tv and radio, and same "if you grab my ass, I'll grab yours too!" mentality. And if my komics are shit, maybe they are. So fucking what? Blah blah blah. Think I might cry a river now.

--S. Dummie

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4-10-05 8:06pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: Less Interesting Tales of Three-Dollar Burger by Screendummie
4-10-05
Welcome to Three-Dollar Burger, how may I fuck up your order?
Fuck my order? I didn't think your bitch-ass could do worse than last time.
Then you don't know me then, you damned Vulcan.
Your bitch-ass is calling me a Vulcan? I'm not gonna bother wasting my powers on you, asshole.
So you saw the reality of it all then?
You're think your little witty puns work on me? Boo-hoo, bitch.

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4-10-05 10:21pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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So...all to life for you is money? And your a big hypocrite, you know that? You join a comic making site, you post your comics on the forums, but you don't want to hear about how good or bad your comics are? And after this I'l be so much money you'll say some shit about you're not getting paid and how much you don't care. IMO I think you're making these to show you don't care. You can't base your life off making money. Sometimes you should think about how others feel and that sappy shit. And I can't wait to laugh at your reply to this. You little speeches are really more funny than your comics.

"So you think I'm stupid? Boo fucking hoo!!! I dun care about anything!!!"

Heh...

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

4-11-05 7:51am (new)
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Screendummie
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So...all to life for you is money? And your a big hypocrite, you know that? You join a comic making site, you post your comics on the forums, but you don't want to hear about how good or bad your comics are? And after this I'l be so much money you'll say some shit about you're not getting paid and how much you don't care. IMO I think you're making these to show you don't care. You can't base your life off making money. Sometimes you should think about how others feel and that sappy shit. And I can't wait to laugh at your reply to this. You little speeches are really more funny than your comics.

"So you think I'm stupid? Boo fucking hoo!!! I dun care about anything!!!"

Heh...


Are you really that dense? Does your forehead slop dramatically? Do you grunt and point at food and something called fire? If you answered yes to any or all, then you might be the missing link that scientists have been looking for.

And I wasn't basing life on money. You honestly read what you wanted to read. To be honest, rarely does any actually post anything at all to help anyone create better comics. Most advice I've seen is basically, "I hate your stuff so the only way to make something good is to do what I do" or "I love your stuff! It was repeative like everything else I do. And me being on the 'in crowd' will always recieve the most blinding positive reveiw no matter how digustingly herpes ridden it is".

Does it make you feel better when you use that idiotic net speak like "IMO" and what ever crap acronym people use to attempt to sound smug or witty? You know what? You're opinion is not humble.

In my humble opinion (look its really not that hard to hit a few more keys to avoid sounding like an asshole) people aren't really posting anything at all whether to "improve" whatever they do. Do you realize when someone merely types "you suck" that honestly tells you nothing. In the end, so what? I'm doing this for my own persnal amusement. If you weren't so dense, if this was boring, I would have discontinued doing this long ago.

The real problem of the world is that we do "care" what others feel. We care so much that we get ultra-shitty movies, books, music, food...and even comics. When you put everyone's care down, then you get some watered down and predictable tripe that won't offend anyone or be the slightest hint of being considered entertaining. To be truthful, why should I care (fingers crossed behind my back hoping you'll cry to mommy)?

Again, in my humble opinion, pull your head out of your ass and fall off your high horse. Yes, you might feel smug and superior, but so what? And I hate to tell you this, we are all wrapped in money. Another bullshit asshole that forgets they had to pay for a computer (unless you're a student and mommy and daddy pays for it and probably still wipes your pasty white ass), service online, the desk you place your computer on, the electricity to power it, yeah life really is based around jobs and earning income. Hate to break this to you, but this is captialist world. So money does matter.

--S. Dummie

P.S. If you got offended about "wipes your pasty white ass" you shouldn't be. I know you're white. Only white people would use "care" and any reference of feelings of others. Please drop your username because you just look like a dumbass with any name referenced to anything Japanese. I bet you feel superior that you like anime (hate to break this to you but they're fucking cartoons) and base your knowledge on Japanse culture on cartoons rather than picking up a book and reading its history. And no. You're not stupid...you're stoopid! Just another white person that needs to be eaten.

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4-11-05 10:30am (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: The Other White Meat by Screendummie
4-11-05
So, what would you like on our menu?
You got anything white meat related? I have a craving for it today.
White meat? Yeah, we got plenty of that. Don't think we ever run out.
Lemme see. Last time I had the Hillbilly Cheddar Ranch Bacon Burger.
Should I suggest our new awsome Whiney Elitist Burger? It comes with rancid tripe.
Awsome? Shit, it doesn't even have bacon in it.

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4-11-05 10:39am (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: Think Nothing of It by Screendummie
4-11-05
Thanks again for letting Eidolon and me to stay here.
Think nothing of it!
You're taking this real well ever since...well...
Since you two juiced up my Liberache tribute?
Yeah, that. But I do have some news that will truly break your heart.
Say it ain't that! I want to be the stunning bride in leather chaps!

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4-11-05 11:00am (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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Your funny. You trying to find insults for anything you can see me doing. You tried to put me down for having a Japanese screenname? That's sad. And telling me I'm dumb cuz I said IMO? Wow...I'm crying really I am. I'm crying my little white ass off, let me tell you. My white, anime loving, superior ass off, let me tell you. XD You make me laugh more and more the more you post. But anyway, I can kinda see what your problem is. You've been rejected before and now you've decided that everyone's against you and you shouldn't care about anyone but yourself because all white people hate you. That's it.

Please reply soon. I want to see what you try to insult me about and how you're gonna contradict yourself about money or something.

~H. Nezumi

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

4-11-05 1:12pm (new)
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niteowl
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IMO, a simple "thanks, but no thanks" to Injokester's offer to help would've been fine instead of a 4 paragraph tirade on how everyone else here at SC sucks.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

4-11-05 4:34pm (new)
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Hari_Nezumi
Streeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetch

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OMFG, u shouldnt use chat spk like that. SD will get mad at u. BTW, IMO i agree.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

4-11-05 5:13pm (new)
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niteowl
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omg lewl

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4-11-05 5:24pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Jeeze you people need to pop some pills. If you can't figure out by now that I'm just yanking all of your chains. Then I pity you fools. Its not my fault you lack a sense of humor. You all just made my point for me.

Either way, no more typing. Watching hot, sweaty men wrestle!

--S. Dummie

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4-11-05 8:06pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: Positive Outcomes by Screendummie
4-11-05
Are you really upset? Or is just one of your annoying play on words?
I'm coo with it. No point in being jealous of something I can't have.
I wasn't expecting you to be positive.
Yeah, well, I'm a solo kind of man. I don't need an ol' ball and chain, though I love using them.
Umm...yeah. Well, whatever you do in private, more power to you by never letting me know.
Can do!

Zombie X: Changing Lifestyles by Screendummie
4-11-05
So you're tying the know with whatshisname?
Yeah, we're gonna have a summer wedding.
Umm...I thought you wanted to go back home and all.
Yeah, but then I realized my life with a demon while living in hell was alot more interesting than my old life.
What was your old life?
Oh...I was a liberal arts major stuck shoveling baboon shit.

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4-11-05 8:27pm (new)
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Screendummie
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Zombie X: Mexican Radio by Screendummie
4-12-05
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder.
At a touch of a world that is older.
I turn the swtich and check the number.
I leave it on even when I slumber.
I hear the rythmes of the music.
About a product that I'll never us it.

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4-12-05 10:55am (new)
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