I'll give my vote to kaufman by a slim margin as well.

So Obijo - how does it feel to be steamrolled, but by a slim margin?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Expected. :)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

At least you were up against Dr. K and not the power newbie.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lost? I thought you vote for who you want to eliminate. Shit, this isn't expected at all!

I only count 7 votes, so here comes the greatest comeback since sliced bread.

I'll have my stuff out the loft by Saturday.

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So Abused, So Understood by Spankling 9-27-01

I got stomped again! And this time by the power newbie! Why?!? Same old reason, Spanks. You suck. And you can stop beggin' at me. It ain't workin'. I've seen better subs in highschool gym class. Get a life. *sob* I can't take this abuse (for once)! And who are you? Your worst nightmare. A power newbie with a wit! Step off baldy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

My vote on this one is for Obi. Both really good comics, Obi's just had a slice of wry to it that I dug.

bunner,

out here,

in pariahland

the only stripper whose sig isn't "It is beter to remain silent and be thought a fool than to , blah, blah, blah...."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

namfuak

If I could vote, Obi would be getting mine, simply because of his staggering adherence to rule one.

Excuse me, I must go vomit now.

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i'm with DexX--ObiJo's was so thoroughly repugnant, it has to get my (apparently meaningless) vote. after all, that's how i got through round 1 (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

uhh... did you miss round 2 last time? it was no contest (:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I've got the repulsed demographic nailed.

I forget sometimes that people can get disgusted. That's an emotion experience has torn from me. Luckily Comedy Central's been playing Gallagher lately.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I *GET* it!!

ObiJo (finally) gets my vote.

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This is not my empire.

Well, with eight votes, kaufman grabs the coveted clear majority, claims a mandate, and passes a law requiring all males over eighteen to grow moustaches and carry cats around.

Hey, don't blame me - I voted for the other guy!

ObiJo, if you could email me a rule for Kaufman vs Habnem in round two, I would be appreciative. Also, I don't have one from Crabby yet. Get on with it!

So, the standings...

Gabe
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
Crabby

Bunner
vs - - - - - Bunner wins.
Tiger

Habnem
vs - - - - - Habnem wins.
Spankling

Kaufman
vs - - - - - Kaufman wins.
ObiJo

Big Evil Dan
vs - - - - - ???? wins.
Drexle

attitudechicka vs Andy Dougan
LadyJ vs FlickGuy
Skagg vs Wirthling

The next event in the Strip Creator Olympics will be the 800m donkey wrangling final. The field has been narrowed to two contestants - Daniel Bigg-Eville, representing the UK, and Doctor Exle, representing the recently-formed Nation of Arse. This event is a complicated one, and non-aficionados can find it confusing. The rules are:

1) Invent a sport, the sillier the better, and include a reference to it in your strip in any text field - title, narrative, speech or thought. In another text field, mention at least one of the sport's rules.

2) In each panel, make sure any characters with a clear left/right facing face the same way, as if in a race, a queue, a vehicle, an aircraft, whatever. The left/right can change from panel to panel.

All right, the donkeys appear top have been fully greased and are in their starting boxes. The starter has order the two competitors to take their places at the starting line... *bang!*

(Voting as per usual!)

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Well, with eight votes, kaufman grabs the coveted clear majority, claims a mandate, and passes a law requiring all males over eighteen to grow moustaches and carry cats around.

Hey, don't blame me - I voted for the other guy!

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For the "UK Citizens Who've Never Been To Europe" team...

The Very Special Olympics by BigEvilDan 9-28-01

One day at the stadium... Wow, there's a lot of people signing up for the Graviton Generating Cup this year. I wonder why? It's the new "Donkey Powered Rotor Turbine" rule, I reckon. It puts a whole new spin on the game.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I have to apologise publicly to Dan for suggested he was English. I got that impression many months ago - I don't remember exactly how - but I have now been corrected.

Muchly apologisings, Dan.

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The Sport of the Future by Drexle 9-28-01

Mr. Billings put up a fine show just now in the fifth an(u)al Donkey Rape-A-Rama. Up next is the returning champion, Wirthling!!! Any comments before_the_big_event?? Gabe scored a lot of points on the new "Artistic_Interpretation"_rule with his patented Funky-Felching action... but what he has in style, I'll double in cold, hard exectution! (Shudder!) (Quake!) (Tremble!) (Seductive Smile...)

Dan's my man.

Drexle's post 666 wins my vote.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Aren't there any more sports that don't involve donkeys?

My vote goes to Drexle.

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Drexle

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That's good stuff. Drexle.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

My vote goes to Big Evil Dan. Great stuff.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Big Evil Dan gets my vote.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

At last, a close race!