No one asked you, Ivy.

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Technically, I'm not a virgin! I'll always have that.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I don't believe you for the most infinitesimal fraction of a nanosecond.

did i ask if you did? I didnt think so.

Did I ask if you asked me?

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I anticipate the day bltsandwich17 realises that not only is she not the only female on the internet, she's one of the less appealing ones.

Half-assed feminism isn't even remotely funny.

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I anticipate the day bltsandwich17 realises that not only is she not the only female on the internet, she's one of the less appealing ones.

Half-assed feminism isn't even remotely funny.

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So from self-righteous to bitter?

bitter...who is bitter?

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

I'm not a biter I'm a writer for myself and others.

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I anticipate the day bltsandwich17 realises that not only is she not the only female on the internet, she's one of the less appealing ones.

Half-assed feminism isn't even remotely funny.

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actually that day has come and passed. Im too ugly to even be considered female.

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HC, you owe me a new keyboard, monitor, phone, mouse and remote control.

And blt, you owe me a lap dance. That's right. Work it.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You're welcome.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

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I anticipate the day bltsandwich17 realises that not only is she not the only female on the internet, she's one of the less appealing ones.

Half-assed feminism isn't even remotely funny.

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actually that day has come and passed. Im too ugly to even be considered female.

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Just take a peek at Caption Mountain, for example...

Oh, for future reference, people who say "Sex is no big thing, I can live without it, sex is over-rated" are the people who aren't getting any.

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Strewth, DexX. Going without sex is torture, and over here we don't even have the solace of porn.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I just mean that, when people say they don't need it and it's no big deal, they're just kidding themselves to stop themselves going NUTS.

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actually, that isnt accurate. I say that and its because it is true. or perhaps I say because people have me scared out of my mind about the whole subject...either way sex aint a big deal.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

touch me

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actually, that isnt accurate. I say that and its because it is true. or perhaps I say because people have me scared out of my mind about the whole subject...either way sex aint a big deal.

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Sex isn't a big deal, it's just the most intense form of physical and spiritual pleasure available to human beings and one of the most powerful natural drives in the reptilian bases of our brains.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Sex is simply there for procreation.

Also it's a phsyisical showing of affection or love.

It's not really that hard, well i guess taking it may be different than giving

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I dumb :D

What if you're happy just stopping at oral sex while you're there? Didn't Judy Garland make a whole movie about that?

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beltsander17, I could be the best bad sex you'll never pretend you enjoyed.

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Dad was flammable

dude, that like makes like no sense.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Exactly. I did that for almost five years. I am soooo glad that nonsense is over with.

Me too.

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