[Click to view comic: 'Open Mike #74']

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CC74 - What came first- the Chicka or the egg?

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Do you realize how much I love you right now, kramer?

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Aw, shucks.

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Unfortunately, you coped my style and did it better than me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Non-entry #3

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We can make it an entry if one of them was in for desertion :-)

Anyway, last night I saw the movie "Flesh Gordon". In one scene, the villain calls in three "rapist robots" to finish off the heroes. They may have been Clango-colored, but they were clearly Tobor, right down to the 15-inch spinning bladed phallic attachments.

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[Click to view comic: 'CC 74: Doonesburied']

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We can make it an entry if one of them was in for desertion :-)

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uhm... YEAH! That's what I meant!

Somehow I think TOBOR would rip these boys a new one.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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I love you too, kramer. And itsclark.
Down, boy.

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Well you're no Attitudechicka, but what the hey!
"Any port in a storm..."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I'll pick a winner in a couple hours. Get your last minute entries in now, folks...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Doesn't Not Not Not Not Not Not Not Suck']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Battlefield Physics (A TRIBUTE)']

This ones done in the style of the only comic creator who matters.

I already have the rules for the next contest planned, I'll post them after I've been announced winner.

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Menthol?

It makes me happy that you think of me that way.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

It makes me happy that you think of me that way.

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You merely imitated the style of the only comic creator who matters for which I am.

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Menthol?

OK, decision time...

There were many contenders (more than I feel like listing here) and I have truly had a difficult time picking the winner. In the end, I decided that this herculean effort by DexX was most deserving of a win...

[Click to view comic: 'How to win a comic contest in three easy steps']

Also, I liked the irony of kaufman (who should probably win far more of these things than he does, damn the judges!) losing to someone who was using kaufman's style. Ha ha!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I bet you're confused. So am I. I meant to post this comic by DexX as the winner...

[Click to view comic: 'CC74: Thinking like Kaufman hurts my brain.']

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Shut up, all of you...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

ElTigreMask won't be happy. Snubbed again!

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This ones done in the style of the only comic creator who matters.

I already have the rules for the next contest planned, I'll post them after I've been announced winner.

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Yes, but which of the five sets of rules I published (six if you count "What are the rules of this contest 3") will you choose to employ?

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I consider myself a winner every time someone says I've submitted a good one, whether or not they're Da Judge. So just keep on picking official winners with the integrity of Pro Wrestling officials or the US Supreme Court :-), and I won't care in the least. It'll just mean I get to submit entries to the next Contest (except CCs 76-78 and 81-83, when I'll be in travel.)

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Ah, too bad. I was going to pick you as the winner in CC 82...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'CC 74: Recurse You, Red Baron!']

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Ah, too bad. I was going to pick you as the winner in CC 82...

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That's okay, just submit "Six Asian Girls" for me. It may even be rules-compliant. If that matters.

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I've often crashed NT with recursive algorithms written in Ada. Not a pretty sight.

Ah, too bad. I was going to pick you as the winner in CC 82...

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Little arrogant to assume I'm picking you for 81.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

No more arrogant than your assumption that I'm picking you for 80.

Is this wearing thin yet?

Ah, too bad. I was going to pick you as the winner in CC 82...

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Little arrogant to assume I'm picking you for 81.

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If you promise to pick wirthling, I'll pick you in 80.

Remember, I'll be back to earn 79.

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You mean prise it from my cold fingers.