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Judging will be uh... some time after 7pm CDT on Wednesday 5/30/01.

So there you go. Have at it!

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That's CDT. Canadian standard time. As in, "It's seven o'clock, eh? Let's get a beer and watch some hockey."

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...because in Canada, the word "Standard" starts with a D.

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gabe's comic seems funny till you realize that he's drawn me with a penis in about 75 of his comics. With punchlines like "But I want you ObiJo" and "Man the manhole", it's becoming more of a lifestyle decision than a genre.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Yeah, I suppose it is pretty funny that someone would draw you with a penis.

Actually, do you mean that he depicts you as having a penis or that he actually draws using his penis? Either way, it's pretty funny...

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Yeah, I suppose it is pretty funny that someone would draw you with a penis.

Actually, do you mean that he depicts you as having a penis or that he actually draws using his penis? Either way, it's pretty funny...

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Quit being dramatic. It couldn't have been more than 15.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

First, the Honorable Mentions:

1. For making my boyfriend giggle like a little girl, ObiJo!

[Click to view comic: 'Please No Smiting']

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2. This one from wirthling made me chuckle, but I hate when the images are not flush with the bottom because one panel has too much dialogue.

[Click to view comic: 'The Bible's Funniest Bloopers...']

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3. For blatant pandering, the Brown Nose award goes to Big Evil Dan!

[Click to view comic: 'CC 32 - What the hell?']

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4. This one was almost a winner, but I told my friend saram about this site and only told her about the contest AFTER I saw this comic... so if I chose it, I'd feel like a corrupt politician or something.

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus loves dumbasses.']

(Incidentally, I didn't choose gabe-billings' rendition of the same joke because salvaging on a perfectly good comic is reprehensible.)

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5. For the longest time, skagg was heir apparent for this little gem, because of the beauty of its simplicity.

[Click to view comic: 'Shake it sugar']

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6. Then this mildly anti-semitic strip had me giggling until I said oy vey!

[Click to view comic: 'Random Comic! I Apologize for This One. Really.']

But ultimately, the winner was to reveal himself near the very end, after a few other valiant attempts.

The winner is...

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[Click to view comic: 'You don't suppose ...']

kaufman!!!

Yes, another newbie.

You have until Friday night to claim your prize. If you have not claimed your prize, Scyess will be the winner, and if Scyess is nowhere to be found, skagg gets it.

Thank you all for participating!

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Salvaging?

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

[Click to view comic: 'Jesus loves dumbasses.']

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[Click to view comic: 'Rub Me the Wrong Way']

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Hey, I didn't want to make a stink about it, but when my good name is on the line...

I'll grant you that maybe, just maybe, it's possible for two people to come up with the same idea with no input from each other. But if one of the people was to have 'salvaged' the idea from the other, I'd say the one who posted first was probably the originator of said idea.

So, which of these comics do you think came first? (Hint: Check the dates)

PS - In lieu of wirthling standing up for me, I shall scratch his name off the 'excruciatingly painful death by wombat' list and move him to the 'Monty Python Meaning of Life get run down by horde of mostly naked chicks wearing helmets and elbow pads death' list.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'I stole this from Star Trek,Beavis and Butthead,and you two.']

Let's not take ourselves TOO seriously. That said, I think the title of gabe's comic is appropriate.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

I declare today Stay-Home-From-Work day. Mostly because I'm sick and I'm staying home from work. But I think everyone else should, too, so that they can keep me company.

Luckily I have a way cool boss, so I just e-mailed her and told her I'd work at home today. Which I'll try to do. If I'm not in a Nyquil induced coma.

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Hey, I didn't want to make a stink about it, but when my good name is on the line...

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PS - In lieu of wirthling standing up for me, I shall scratch his name off the 'excruciatingly painful death by wombat' list and move him to the 'Monty Python Meaning of Life get run down by horde of mostly naked chicks wearing helmets and elbow pads death' list.

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I declare today Stay-Home-From-Work day. Mostly because I'm sick and I'm staying home from work. But I think everyone else should, too, so that they can keep me company.

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PS - In lieu of wirthling standing up for me, I shall scratch his name off the 'excruciatingly painful death by wombat' list and move him to the 'Monty Python Meaning of Life get run down by horde of mostly naked chicks wearing helmets and elbow pads death' list.

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I'm sure you meant "in light of".

Main Entry: lieu
Pronunciation: 'lü
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English liue, from Old French lieu, from Latin locus -- more at STALL
Date: 14th century
archaic : PLACE, STEAD
- in lieu : INSTEAD
- in lieu of : in the place of : instead of

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PS - In lieu of wirthling standing up for me, I shall scratch his name off the 'excruciatingly painful death by wombat' list and move him to the 'Monty Python Meaning of Life get run down by horde of mostly naked chicks wearing helmets and elbow pads death' list.

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I'm sure you meant "in light of".

Main Entry: lieu
Pronunciation: 'lü
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English liue, from Old French lieu, from Latin locus -- more at STALL
Date: 14th century
archaic : PLACE, STEAD
- in lieu : INSTEAD
- in lieu of : in the place of : instead of

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Thank you, Madame Pedantic. If any of you yahoos were within striking distance, I would bonk you on the head with my nerf bat.

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