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CC 146: Dysfunctional Cowboys by kaufman 10-10-02

Your name is Cecilweed, you goddamn animal, I ought to take you out back and make you beat yourself with a rusty rake in the shed. Get off the shed. For the love of god just get off the damn shed! Oh man, I am really tripping out here. I think my hands are made of wood, here have a feel, Jeffy me lad! Me sitting on a big fish.

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DECONSTRUCTION OF WORLDS

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Modern Culture

Teehee. There are 3 people here who get that. That rocks.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

The competition is closed I am starting judging.

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Here are the runners-up in no particular order, except ascending in goodness to the winner.

Booby Prize: kaufman for Bill the Oasis

boorite Self-portrait
Spankling Ferris Bueller
Namgubed 5 (FOUR) NEW AND ORIGINAL.. (forum post)
ObiJo Not an entry (francais)
not_Scyess C146 series (you lose a lot of points for later going on to mangle the french language)
ladyjdotnet French cut green beans
crabby Dot_Justice.com
vichyssoisegirl for Phone
Spankling "As in Babylonia.." (forum post)
Big Evil Dan DECONSTRUCTION OF WORLDS (forum post)
Big Evil Dan the importance of [blue fish]

Big Evil Dan had won until I saw this:
Spankling "Let me start..." (forum post)
Which was by far the most annoying and confusing entry. And Spankling you had won until I saw this:

kelly_midnight (posted signature) WINNER OF MY HEART

I think the signature just uploaded today. This was not annoying but very refreshing and temporal. You win. I notice you don't have a lot of forum posts so if you don't start a contest say in 3 days I guess it should default to Spankling so things don't get jammed up.

And thank you to itsclark, punkrockskaboy and Jyrnmnate for using this as a conversation forum, like so many young kids talking through a movie they don't understand while adults are trying to watch. You know the movies about the one teacher that makes a difference in students' lives, like Dead Poet's Society? JrnymnNate I imagine you to be the one kid that drives this one inspired teacher into retirement forever.

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Those posts were entries, you self-infatuated upscale uptown soho hipster. Don't get all artsy on me.

Laugh it up now, but Bill the Oasis will return.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I actually liked Bill the Oasis

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FABULOUS TREASURE

I liked B.E.D. entering his pants. No one else entered a real world object.

And I give credit to gabe who wrote the post that got me the best review. It was his announcement for the winner of CC #1.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Don't blame me, blame Babelfish. I wouldn't have used French if it weren't for the original pipe reference. French is a shit language, anyway.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I liked Big Evil's Nullification. I just forgot to mention it.

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I'm one...anybody else post to the old DFC?

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I liked B.E.D. entering his pants. No one else entered a real world object.

And I give credit to gabe who wrote the post that got me the best review. It was his announcement for the winner of CC #1.

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Hahahahaha.

Mine should have been disqualified, as it was surrealist, not dadaist.

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What others say about boorite!

Here is a strip I considered submitting, but didn't. Wasn't surrealistic or DADAistic enough. Came out like really bad Seinfeld material.

My Brunch with Andretti by israphael 10-08-02

Why is it that "The Hunchback of Notre Dame" is suitable for animation by Disney, while "Lord of the Flies" is not? Are you asking me or telling me? I am just making an observation based on the available data. It all ends up being about sex and death, anyway. Wait, that's not being scientific, merely Freudian. Why does everything with you have to conform to a male dominated eurocentric world view? So, wanna have anal sex... or would you rather go get a waffle?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

This inspired me in so many ways that when I was in a poetry contest thingy on another board, when I saw a "dada" option, I jumped on it.

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dada represents a natural disaster
to all that one knows and holds in respect.
It all beomes humorous , tasteful and "chic"
because for all one might know less and they don't know to pick
a sense of logic from a logical mess

Micheal Jacksons face is the meca
of the American dream
The Bush daughters are a moral light
and our president has a delima
in a theme
the same as every parents plight

Seeing eye-boys
and hippie cops
watching the straight laced men
and kids raising their pops
It all makes sense now
perhaps it would seem
But that's not the begining
of what dada means
it's a theme! it's a thought!
that makes no blessed sense
because a robot with nipples
is artistic in this tense.

It's so very clear when people knock on your door
ask you if you're a Jehovah's witness then look very bored
because the roles are reversed but it's still not dada
because in dada the witnesses would eat up your father

What's that supposed to mean nothing at all you don't have to rhyme in this zone of thought that's the point of the thing just to stop.

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