Alright, you funny bastards; it's time to put this one to bed. Alot of stuff here made me laugh, but my very favoritest confabulators are:
Naz_ghul Self Referential Syntax
TheGovernor The Ducks Only Club
Boorite The Second Lie
Buffylavalamp Boyz
Namgubed Gangs Are Bad...
Kaufman Return of the King & To Tell the Truth
Zegota I Cast Magic Missile
Devin You Can't Hide it Forever
Big Evil Dan Cowboys
That's still a metric boatload of entries, and some were too close to call. So I decided to go with a new face (well, new to me). The winner is:
[Click to view comic: 'I cast Magic Missile!!']
Congratulations Mr. Zegota. Am I pronouncing that right?
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