Let's find out, shall we?

SEX DRUGS HOT BOOZE BREASTS PENIS PORN XXX VIOLENCE LESBIAN MINNESOTA

You still with us, d?

CC 182: Want to Play Again? by israphael 4-22-03

You sleep with Stripcreator's resident slut! You die of veneral disease! Lose all your winnings and go back to start. Maw! Not on my bed with the vicar! You make a pun! You die! Lose all your winnings, return to start, and receive a kick to the crotch from the other players. I'm a frayed knot! You sleep with Stripcreator's resident pervert and people find out! You die of embarrassment! Lose all your winnings and go back to start. This time you'll be Ned Beatty!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

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Let's find out, shall we?

SEX DRUGS HOT BOOZE BREASTS PENIS PORN XXX VIOLENCE LESBIAN MINNESOTA

You still with us, d?

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Anything deemed bad for me is ####### edited out. Like that.

Our software doesn't do dynamic keyword filtering like that, thank god. We're just denied access to a pre-set list of sites that have been categorized as containing things like "adult content", hate speech, gambling, MP3s, and -- my favorite -- information on hacking and "Proxy Avoidance Systems". You can apply for an exception if you have a work-related reason why you need one.

So far it hasn't affected anything I do, work-related or recreational (knock on electrons). Whether Stripcreator isn't blocked because it's passed the test or because they don't know about it yet, I don't know.

Nate, does it stop you from sending text that would be edited when it received it back? Like posting obscenities on a message board, I mean? Or does it just work one way?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I'm not sure - I know it prevents me from typing my full name in(I tried that once). If you see the first following word, it means I can send them -

dick nixion

anyway, if I see words that the program considers bad, it filters them and it denys access to various sites (livejournal and pr0n for instance). I dunno, I've gotten some kooky stuff down here anyway.

hrm. maybe that word wasn't filtered.

I was going to end this with a moh, but someone beat me to the punch, but luckily I had game nazi as a back-up (oops!) Therefore, you pre-plagiarists will just have to settle for this:

The Big Finish! by kaufman 4-23-03

CONTEST DEADLINE PASSES. But real life gets in the judge's way. You all wait. Everyone goes back 20 spaces. Reload Reload BRILLIANT, WINNING COMIC! But the judge is an idiot. Move right hand opponent's piece one space in front of yours. And the winner is ... OMGLOLasianbaebs. The End.

Now for the winners...

Honorable mentions in order of appearance (maybe):
not_Scyess, particularly for his character selection in Interview.
The Governor, for his non-blasphemous Jesus.
naz_ghul, for Tag Team Cup (personal to naz_ghul: Have you heard about the bondage film in which a bunch of parrots imprison the French philosopher Descarte? It's called Polystyrene.)
KaddarComps, for No Punchline.
MaKK_BeNN, for You Die.
Umfumdisi, for The Safety Dance.
Bargaintuin, for Kajun Gets Drunk.

And the winner, for an outstanding body of work, and adding much body to the game: evil_d

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Woohoo! Thanks Kaufman. This was a fun contest (in case it wasn't already obvious that I thought so).

The next contest will not be posted until tonight. Sorry for the wait.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

kaufman deserves to win his own contest simply for coming up with this.

Can we play this game now?

Couldn't've happened to a more deserving guy!

Well, except me, and I didn't really expect to win.

I actually look like that red thing in "INTERVIEW!", by the way.

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Thanks for the HM, Kaufman. Touche on the polystyrene bit. :)

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

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naz_ghul, for Tag Team Cup (personal to naz_ghul: Have you heard about the bondage film in which a bunch of parrots imprison the French philosopher Descarte? It's called Polystyrene.)

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What isn't?

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Unless you're Rick Santorum (R-Pennsylvania) - then you can be a human pun, and a narrow-minded conservative tool of the right-wing to boot, and still be allowed to "represent" others with your votes. Not that I have an opinion about it . . . or might possibly drunk at this very moment and somehow thought it was relevant. I need one of those Vaudvillian hooks that drags my dumb ass offstage when I get off on a tangent.

Exit stage right even . . .

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The woman said, "Sir, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea." Churchill replied "madame, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Guess I should have kept my mouth shut. As of yesterday, stripcreator.com is blocked by Websense under the category "Adult Content". Did they follow me here? Or is it just a surprising coincidence?

Looks like now I'll have to wait until I get home to write my lewd, pornographic comics. Like these:

Censorware 1 by evil_d 5-01-03

Dear Mr. Censorware CEO. I am curious to know what in your real world experience gave you the idea... ...that denying the existence of things you don't like was a mature or sensible way to go through life. Sincerely, Blue. Dear Mr. Blue. I'm sorry, I couldn't read your e-mail. I have a banana in my modem.

Censorware 2 by evil_d 5-01-03

Well, time for a break. Think I'll make a comic at stripcreator.com. Not so fast, evildoer! What the hell? I'm the blocking software on your company's network! It's my job to prevent you from wasting precious minutes of company time on frivolous web sites! Fine, then I'll just play FreeCell. Curse you, human!

Censorware 3 by evil_d 5-01-03

I'm sorry, you said that site was blocked because why? Because it contains adult content. But I'm an adult. I'm sorry, you're a what?

Censorware 4 by evil_d 5-01-03

Hello, Mr. Computer. My English teacher gave me this list of vocabulary words to look up. Don't you dare, little girl! I'm Bessie, a prehistoric monster that hides inside your computer and eats you if you try to visit websites that someone who doesn't know you has deemed inappropriate! Online dictionaries are no place for a child! Why, they've got thousands of words that describe concepts you shouldn't know about until a traumatic accident thrusts them upon you! I -- I'm scared! That's the idea, kid!

I thought it was kind of funny that Peacefire isn't blocked.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Excellent.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002