CC 196: nails by dcomposed 7-09-03

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 196: poo bag by dcomposed 7-09-03

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 196: Robot hiding games by dcomposed 7-09-03

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 196: Elevator by dcomposed 7-09-03

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 196: Rage against the machine by dcomposed 7-09-03

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Chi:

The first panel in your Abridgements is "A Winter's Tale."

I haven't figured out the other two yet unless you're doing variations on plays already named (which is cool). If that's so, then I'll say "Comedy of Errors" for panel two and "Much Ado About Nothing" for panel three.

Playing Left Field, umfumdisi

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I don't care what it says about me--I really laughed at 'poo bag.'

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

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Remember, if you're doing "way too much", you must use both right AND left characters in every panel. It's ok if its a prop, but it must be speaking if it is. EVERY bubble in the comic's got to be filled.

Everyone slides so far, but from now on I'm getting stricter :)

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I made something like this a while ago, but I deleted it.

CC 196: 9/11/2001 by dcomposed 7-10-03

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC196: Shazam, or words to that effect by boorite 7-10-03

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What others say about boorite!

Meteor! by kaufman 7-10-03

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cc:196 The evolution of invention by CrunchyCheese 7-10-03

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

Ask us about our vows of silence by kaufman 7-10-03

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CC196: Tobor of a Salesman by boorite 7-10-03

I confess, you have presented me with the most compelling sales pitch I have heard in some time, but it is sadly lacking in specifics. Would it trouble you to elaborate somewhat? There's not much to elaborate. Res ipsa loquitur. No fine print or hidden catches. Just my pole in your cornhole. Yes, yes, the banalities are well within my power to understand. What I'm asking is, if you mean to provide this "service," a term I use advisedly, then what consideration do you demand in return? Ah, the source of our misunderstanding emerges. Allow me to clarify: No consideration is required, and none is expected. That is a generous offer, though one I am still inclined to decline, for the sake of my general welfare. Unless, of course, my consent is another item that is not required? Neither required nor expected. I apologize if my original wording did not make these terms quite clear.

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Once again, maybe I should have read the rules before posting. I actually cut back the dialogue so it wouldn't mess up the fucking panels.

I am losing the neverending fight against teh s uck.

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Oh, go ahead, boorite. Let's see the DVD Director's Cut with the cut footage and Director's Commentary in the Narration Boxes.

Uh, something like this:

Director's Cut by kaufman 7-10-03

A simple beginning, yes. I chose the Asian girls as they represent the majority of humanity -- the most populous continent, the most populous gender, etc. Over 450,000 times I have been paraded out to sit in the left half of a comic panel. And half the time, I'm not even used. Boy, my feet hurt. No wonder, one is three sizes longer than the other. To think I could have had the role of "Cathy." But instead, I took on this one. What a mistake. Every day, I wind up offering blowjobs to total strangers. Let me tell you, I'm fed up with this! The bland white background begs for color. In act II, I give them personality, something that will be gripping and leave you saying, "I want to know them better." My name is Mai Lin. I grew up in a family of six in a small town. I have harvested rice since age 5, even though sometimes the monsoon floodwaters would reach up to my eyes. Hence the algae on me. Absolutely no oral sex, I tell you. I'm through. Do I need to spell it out? N O. M O R E. B L O W J O B S. And I'm not eating that slimy biscuit either. I much prefer lo mein. Or even dog meat. And now for the Kaufman touch. John Landis had his "See You Next Wednesday." My calling card is a bit different. See how many China puns you can find in this panel. Want Tibet that I've been Shanghaied into making this comic? It's Mao ore never, I was told, which Confucius me because the Hong Kong of the horn of the car behind me was Peking just then. Help, I'm being twisted to the author's will! Let me spell it out. Ess you see kay why. Ess you see kay why. Eff eye vee eee. Dee oh ell ell eh aitch! Oh, the humiliation. Oh, the humanity!

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mmmmmm...I need a cigarette after that one, kaufman.

Words Get In The Way by umfumdisi 7-10-03

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Okay, last ones from me, I promise.

Great Tragedies Volume 1: The Dinosaurs (not the TV show) by UnknownEric 7-10-03

Great Tragedies Volume 2: Tunguska June 30, 1908 by UnknownEric 7-10-03

Great Tragedies Volume 3: American Idol by UnknownEric 7-10-03

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I has a flavor!

Thanks, UnknownEric.

Great Tragedies Volume 4: Urban renewal by boorite 7-10-03

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Umfumdisi:

You got the first two right, but not the third... Think about each of the three components in order (background, character, thought bubble)

CC196: Filing Clerk VIP, the saga continues by mmyers 7-10-03

This is a slice of life from my actual day. Filing clerk, VIP, I need you to photocopy these 300 files of former disgruntled employees for the impending lawsuit that we are just going to settle out of court and throw away anyway. I'll get right on that. Feel free to leave the file requests on my desk and I'll get on them shortly. There's really no need to follow me around about it. I have a very quick turnaround time. I just wanted to make it clear to you exactly how important it is to have these files out of storage, copied and back in storage by Friday afternoon. We are trying to create a department synergy here. The importance of this project is not lost on me. Perhaps it would be better if we continued this conversation in my office as opposed to in the filing room. I would feel more at ease there. I hate to belabor a point and I'm sure you understand me, but I just like to make sure that we are having an open dialogue, breaking down barriers and creating bridges between... did you fart in here? Yes, yes I did. I tried to warn you but you wouldn't let it go. This is my place of freedom, where I can file and be myself. When you come in the filing room, you're in my domain.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I'm glad I don't have to judge this.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Hi all

CC196: Christmas by TheGovernor 7-10-03

CC 196: How Boinky Spent His Weekend by Rabid_Weasle 7-10-03

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Poop.

Size Matters by choadwarrior 7-10-03