Groovy! - Doggie Doored III by edoggydog 12-08-11

GO FOR A WALK, BOY?? RUFF!! Electrified! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Groovy! - Doggie Doored IV by edoggydog 12-08-11

GO FOR A WALK, BOY??   !   Grrrrrrrrrrr!! I went to the well once too often... Groovy!

Groovy! - Doggie Doored Requiem by edoggydog 12-08-11

GO FOR A WALK, KITTY?? GO FOR A WALK, KITTY?? Cat's are fucking USELESS! Groovy!

Angry Bacon Man tries to get a date by cpausti 10-22-05

So, did it hurt? Hehe, did what hurt? When God rejected you and sent you plummeting from Heaven!?

In the last few days I've come to grips with the sad fact that I will never make a comic better than this one, so please, if you haven't, have your way with her

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

RCL no. 2702 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-16-11

Boy, that was some party last night! It sure was! How you feeling? "Bush"ed!HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA OH, GOD, WILL YOU STOP WITH THE LAME-ASS PUNS ALREADY?? Don't "bark" at me, tree-boy! HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA

cpausti, that was amazing.

Coming soon by Rabid_Weasle 12-21-11

They said it was against the natural order of things, so they banned it... How do they expect us to keep anyone alive if we can't perform surgery! Until a brave few had enough and took matters into their own hands. If you want to save that patient, come with me! ILLEGAL OPERATIONS

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Poop.

RCL no. 2719 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 12-23-11

So, getting peed on is supposed to be some sort of sexual turn on? Yes. I'm not feeling it...

RCL no. 2767 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-19-12

I just saw the movie, "Red Tails". It's a film about the Tuskegee airmen. They were African-Americans who flew fighter planes in World War II. Cool. Yes, and the most inspiring part of the movie is when they stand in a circle and shout, "TO THE LAST MAN, TO THE LAST PLANE, TO THE LAST BULLET, WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT! WE FIGHT!" That's so ironic! Before me and the other hookers go out to walk the streets at night, we shout a similar motivational cheer... And, that is..? "TO THE LAST MAN, TO THE LAST COCK, TO THE LAST DROP OF CUM, WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE FUCK! WE..."

Alternate Reality Edna by biped 1-18-12

Ed, Billy has locked himself in the bathroom. He says it's because of the "Wikipedia blackout" or something... Billy? You mean, our SON Billy who...DIED SIX YEARS AGO IN A CAR CRASH? Erase...erase... rewind...take two... make better... Oh, that pesky li'l scamp! He'll get over it in time for dinner. Ha, ha! Ha, ha! Oh, Ed, I... Ed?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

RCL no. 2831 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-17-12

This is Bart. He is an unemployed carpenter. That was until he was paid by the Obama stimulus plan to build a bus bench, like this one he just completed... But, this is no ordinary bench, since it cost the American taxpayers $143,985 to build. At that price, it must have special features to it. Like, it can fly or something. Right Bart? Nope. Just an ordinary bench. *SIGH*

RCL no. 2784 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-31-12

Russ decides to try out the new door knob licking fetish that's all the rage in Japan... *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* *nom* ...and dies an agonzing death six months later from a rare fecal bacteria strain. *nom* *nom* *nom*

This deserves a higher rating.  Just showed up on the front page:

Kiss me! by BigFrank105 3-17-05

Kiss me! I'm Irish! You're not Irish! Fuck me! I'm German! That'll work.

RCL no. 2841 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 2-22-12

RandomComicLayoutGuy only has 64 followers? That sucks! Biped and mandingo each have more than twice as many followers... Hell, even BigFrank105 has over 100 followers, and he hasn't created any new comics in over two years! Why doesn't BigFrank105 make any more comics? Did he run out of ideas, or did Hulk Hogan confiscate his Rent-A-Center laptop because he stopped making payments?

Groovy! - Pound and Pound by edoggydog 3-19-12

I like listening to KROQ FM because they play alternative music... Groovy! What station do you listen to? Chris Brown FM... Okay, I'll bite... What do they play on Chris Brown FM? "Hit after hit"...

RCL no. 2932 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 4-29-12

I've blackened your eye... I've pistol-whipped your mouth... I've torn your shirt pocket... I've ripped off your left sleeve... I've broken your nose... I've mussed your hair... I've stabbed you in your chest... I've untucked your shirt... I've- What's your point? I've done everything I can think of to get you to give me a blowjob, outside of shooting you, and yet, no blowjob. You could have just asked me, ya big stud!

A Tribute To All You Kids Doing SC.COM Homework Strips by ZMannZilla 5-02-11

So what does it mean when a credit card has "interest"? RAAAAAR TOBOR WILL EXPLAIN THAT INTEREST IS THE PRIMARY WAY THAT CREDIT CARD ISSUERS GENERATE REVENUE! OK, so I understand that card issuers need to make revenue, but how do they do this with interest? TOBOR ELABORATES BY EXPLAINING THAT INTEREST MAKES A BORROWED AMOUNT INCREASE BY A PERCENTAGE OVER TIME! Oh, I see! So the longer people take to pay their credit card bills, the more money the card issuers get! What if people borrow more than they can ever hope to pay back? TOBOR WOULD LOVE TO BOTH TELL YOU AND SHOW YOU IF IT WERE NOT FOR THIS $@&#!*% OBSCENITY FILTER!!!

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

RCL no. 2978 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-18-12

Good Lord... What the hell happened to your hair, woman? I had it colored. Like it..? Let me put it to you this way... If, I had the option of running my hand through your hair or having my balls crushed in a pair of vice grips... You'd have your balls crushed in a pair of vice grips? Are you fucking stupid? Stupid is as stupid fucks.

RCL no. 3108 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 8-25-12

Welcome to the neigborhood, nig- I mean, neighbor! Thanks! Tonight, me and the boys are having a big party in your honor... Can you make it around eight? I guess... What do you guys do at your parties? Oh, we just drink beers and "hang", if you know what I mean... HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA-wait. What?

Questions That Keep Me Up At Night

Would a peanut butter and K-Y Jelly sandwich stick to the roof of my mouth or slide right off it?

by kaufman, 9-07-12

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OPC

Christmas wasn't quite as exciting After Santa had a stroke and St. Sweatshop replaced the elves with indentured Chinese...

by HCRoyall, 12-22-11

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

RCL no. 3237 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 11-17-12

Darn you, socks. DARN YOU! What are you doing? I have holes in my socks and Ask Yahoo! said I need to "darn" them. I think it meant for you to sew them. Oh... So you, socks. SO YOU! ???

Groovy! - This one's for Kaufman p.1 by edoggydog 3-08-13

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Groovy! - This one's for Kaufman p.2 by edoggydog 3-08-13

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