I should tell this guy about the snow-wank.

Ironic Times

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I like how you can delete the marquee at the top and type in your own.

I had a tough choice in front of me as ruler of Mother Earth.

The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Mother Earth's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that Dominatrixs (our national animal) could be added to the menu.

The Debate
"The fact is, the Dominatrix population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Chastity Christmas. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have Dominatrix kebabs, Dominatrix pies, Dominatrix-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

"I agree that something needs to be done about Dominatrix over-population," says random passer-by Pete Broadside, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

"I am shocked and appalled!" declared SPCA President Hack Broadside. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The Dominatrixs were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The Dominatrix is part of what makes Mother Earth a great nation!"

The Government Position
While I like the Dominatrix on a stick idea, I had to side with SPCA President Hack Broadside. Anyone who dares to touch a Dominatrix should be punished! Me First!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lileks does it again

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

SWM Seeks Same - Must Like Beaches, Music And Cannibalism.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

This guy edits pictures of naked guys and puts diapers on them to create advertisements for "Sunggies."

And I thought Stripcreator was a wierd pasttime.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Chipolata sausages?!?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Damn you Kaufman! I'm supposed to the Stripcreator's purveyor of Weird Science!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Best served with Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

This is sick. And I mean that.

For Miss 7

Effect of ale, garlic, and soured cream on the appetite of leeches

AMERICAN CRUSADE 2001+ TRADING CARDS

They are the new potatoes

Nude Female Sticks!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mail Experiments

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

You know you've been too many weird places online when you start recognizing things in the Tattoo Barbie thread.

You know you've been too many weird places online when you start recognizing things in the Tattoo Barbie thread.

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Why? Were you sent the brick?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Proving there's an online community for everything.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

"Welcome to macrophile.com, the site for those interested in size. We're in the middle of a huge update, so please bear with us."

Of course it's a HUGE update. Sheesh.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

You know you've been too many weird places online when you start recognizing things in the Tattoo Barbie thread.

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Why? Were you sent the brick?

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No, but I saw this a long time ago and contimplated doing the same thing.

Haha, that would have been cool though, to be sent the brick :-)

I've met a lot of pervs in my time, But are furries the perviest of all?

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

To 10 Reasons to Become a Canook

"News"

The Bush Pickin It movie (with previews of other crap).

Jesus healed using cannabis. Take that John Asscraft!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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I've met a lot of pervs in my time, But are furries the perviest of all?

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Nah. There are plenty of pervs who make them look normal.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Free manga translations. Sweet.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Gone and Forgotten comics

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

A good GAF page.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

It seems only fair...

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - A golden eagle made a meal of a dachshund hunting dog in Sweden after experts warned the cold spell sweeping northern Europe was forcing hungry birds of prey closer to towns and cities.

The dog was taking part in a rabbit hunt in Halland, southwestern Sweden, when it became the prey, local radio news reported on Wednesday.

Owner Valdemar Nilsson will replace the animal at the government's expense -- under Swedish law, the government compensates losses of cattle and dogs caused by bears, wolves, wolverines, lynx and eagles.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Enjoy the flight

Home Journalist game

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Fans outraged by the introduction of a totally new character in the third installment of Lord of the Rings, The Return of the King.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."