Heres another crappy comic for all of you. The title makes me chuckle seeing as how I love sophmoric humor.

CC51: IT'S HOT AND MY BALLS ARE SWEATY by crabby 8-10-01

Finally I crabby have found the perfect way to beat the heat. I've just created a robo lincoln to help me pass the time. Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation: Conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Oh no! Someone created a robo John Wilkes Booth and he looks like he's up to no good. Now we are engaged in a great civil war. . .testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated. . . can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. RAAAAAARRRRRR! ROBO JOHN WILKES BOOTH WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Fuck! Not again!

Heres another crappy comic for all of you. The title makes me chuckle seeing as how I love sophmoric humor.

CC51: IT'S HOT AND MY BALLS ARE SWEATY by crabby 8-10-01

Finally I crabby have found the perfect way to beat the heat. I've just created a robo lincoln to help me pass the time. Four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new nation: Conceived in liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Oh no! Someone created a robo John Wilkes Booth and he looks like he's up to no good. Now we are engaged in a great civil war. . .testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated. . . can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. RAAAAAARRRRRR! ROBO JOHN WILKES BOOTH WILL CORNHOLE YOU! Fuck! Not again!

It's so bad I had to post it twice.

Sorry about that.
To make up for it heres another crappy comic.

CC46: Time to get funky YA'LL by crabby 7-19-01

Yo Yo Yo what up kid! Yo boyyyy your booty is kicking, dat ass be looking tight yo. Oh my god it's Sir Mix Alot! Bitch you must be tripping PJ Harvey is in the house Yo. I be kicking it old school for you punk asses on the ones and twos and none of ya'll be giving me props what up wit dat B. I think that Cigarette that gabe slipped me may have been laced with some sort of marijuana. Bitch i'ma bout to tap dance all over yo nasty ass face. Don't trip though B cause I ain't got nothing but love for ya! When did PJ Harvey turn into such a bitch!

Actually, that was by far the best of your CC46 entries. And considering that was my contest, I would be the one to judge.

It's a little bit to wordy for my taste. I also have no idea who P.J. Harvey is so it isn't that great.

I thought this was funny, mostly because I think John Wilkes Booth is automatically funny. I don't really know why.

Joshw, I actually kinda liked "comedy".

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

John Wilkes Booth always makes me laugh. I live in the land of Lincoln though and down in Springfield they don't think he's any laughing matter.
I went to Springfield on a field trip and I said that John Wilkes Booth was a nice guy. He helped Lincoln out by putting that air conditioning in. I had to leave the state building and they teacher yelled at me. To which I replied "What to soon?"

Heres my most recent crappy comic.

Mr. Kotter by crabby 9-16-01

Hey Mr. Kotter. What you doing with that there cat? This is no time for games Vinny a mans life it at stake. What? I said a mans life is at stake! Where? I don't have time for this.

Yahtzee! by attitudechicka 9-17-01

Well, I'm going to play Magic, so you can entertain yourself. Great in a strange place, know a total of 4 people... Would you like to play Yatzee? Sure, ok. Since we don't know your name, we shall call you "Hot Chick". Say, can I take you guys home for occasional ego boosts?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

John Wilkes Booth meets Godzilla by kaufman 6-20-01

Tokyo, 1865 Just my luck. As soon as the plan is in place, my troupe departs on a world tour. How am I ever going to kill the President now? RAAAAAAAARRRRR! SIC SEMPER TYRANNOSAURUS!

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This is a true story, except I played with a girl not satan. However there are alot of similarities between the two.

THE BEST YAHTZEE STORY I HAVE by crabby 9-17-01

Hey lets play strip Yahtzee! Alright let's go! YAHTZEE! Damn!

I've only play Yahtzee twice in my whole life I think. I prefer UNO and STRATEGO personally.

ALRIGHT. my number one fan. oh, nevermind. i need better comics. i also ran out of tinfoil.

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I have no idea what your talking about over there joshw.

This is one of the only times I've ever used that sicko bunny character.
This strip makes me chuckle but it's nothing fantastic.

CC47: The fantasy becomes reality...... by crabby 7-23-01

Oh no that jerky caused me to fart right through that panel I hope no one notices. I am a juicy jerky fart! You can actually smell the moisture in the air. You better believe I noticed girlfriend. You thought you could pull the wool out from under my eyes, you are the living end. I think he's some sort of homosexual mind reader. W-W-W-What did you just say? Ok I guess he's a stuttering homosexual mind reader.

Heres a series of crappy comics I made about Dr. Pedantic I don't know what I was thinking back then. It was during my troll period.

DrPedantic ruins everyones day!!!! by crabby 7-01-01

DrPedantic ruins a confederates day!!!! You know what us here confederates have a whole lotta trouble tripping over our dicks!!!!! Thats physically impossible!!!! However I'd still like to see it!!!! DrPedantic ruins Gabes day!!!!!! I keep getting all these letters in the mail from porno sites I've been to..... Actually pal all those letters have been from me!!!! DrPedantic makes the reaper very uncomfortable!!!!!! Your time on this plane of existence is up DrPedantic!!!!! Why don't we go back to your place first and you can show me whats under that robe!!!!!

DrPedantic is bigger than JESUS by crabby 6-28-01

Hello JESUS. Please DrPedantic just leave me alone! I think I'll just stay here and wait for you to make a mistake and then correct you, there by making you feel inferior to me!!! Go eat some NUTS!!!! A peanut is not a nut. I got crucified for people like this!!!!!

Crabby... just how long did it take you to realise that DrPedantic doesn't exist?

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I think it was like almost a week actually.

Uh, yeah... *knowing grin* ...only a week... ...sure... :)

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pedantic rhymes with, uh, well im sure it rhymes with something

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Yes, I imagine it does.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Dr. Pedantic goes completely against his fictional nature by creating run on sentences and forgetting possessive apostrophes.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Heres my new comic. No doubt its crappy, but i properly punctuated. Three cheers for me. HIP HIP HOOscrew it.

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Ha! Now that was pretty fucking funny. And well capitalized to boot! Sweet.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

In the second panel, you forgot the apostrophe in "it's".

Nice pun, though.