*choad Tips Cow.

I have to say CHUBBY.

I also want to say that fat people piss me off with their "quit smoking" advice when they're chowing down on any food in sight.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Yeah, maybe if they smoked, they'd eat less.

I don't smoke and I don't eat like a pig. I used to eat like a pig, and now I'm like an ex-smoker who is offended by cigarette smoke. Fat people who chow down on any food in sight and talk about their failed diets or how they need to lose weight piss me off.

I personally feel health insurance companies should charge by the pound (or by body mass index to be somewhat fair) with discounts for people of healthy weight and surcharges for people with unhealthy weights.

I'm sounding like a broken record, but I still like Injokester. The other comics are all great, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Cowtipper

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I agree. So, actually, do insurance companies. But because we live in America, it is illegal to discriminate "against" people based on weight. It's not politically correct to charge fat people more! So they're just going to keep raising everyone else's insurance rates and spilling over into my seat on the plane.

But at least no one got offended!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

d_Random

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Injokester

1Nj0k35t3r.

His comic caused my diaghragm to shudder reflexively, resulting in a stuccato outburst.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Life insurance cos. do.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Cowtipper

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Poo perhaps?

Externalization

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Cowtipper

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Okay--I'm sticking a fork in this contest. It's done!

Cowtipper savors the delicious Best Food-Related Strip award.

Thank you to everyone who submitted comics and voted. Seven rounds in a month is probably a record in any Stripcreator comic contest. To recap, here are the winners of each category:

Best First Strip d_Random
Best Last Strip Injokester
Best Personal Favourite Strip Externalization
Best Relationship Injokester
Best Work Related Strip Injokester
Best Political Strip Externalization
Best Food-Related Strip Cowtipper

Our First Runner-Up, who will assume the rights and responsibilities of the winner, should he be unable to complete his term is Externalization. Well done.

With both the popular vote (23.7) and the electoral college (3 categories) plurality, I hereby declare the Best New Stripper of 2004 to be:

INJOKESTER

Congratulations. I'm sure you'll look lovely in a tiara.

Congratulations INJOKESTER!!!!
Well done!

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[br] ALIEN OFFICE -please kill my co-workers

Congratulations on a well deserved victory, Injokester.
And a great job by everyone else who participated, too. Next round of drinks is on me.

As one of the best new faces of 2003, I tip my hat to you, Injokester, and all those other talented cats who came aboard in '04. Now sadly to relate what happens to your new face: It gets wrinkled and dark and you get big bags under your eyes and they sink a bit on the sides and you get that weird toothpaste drying on the corners of your mouth. Otherwise, enjoy!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Plenty of good comics from some funny folks. Give yourselves the clap.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Oddly enough I have such a photo prepared... (It's on my website...)

Thankyou to everyone that voted for me, and thankyou to everyone that entered- there were certainly some great new strippers that have appeared during the last 12 months!

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.