Oldies but goodies...

On second thought, is that anybody's fantasy?

Before there was a Drexle character...

Variations on the Asiangirls...

...and the missing Asiangirl3 (found her in a clipart collection that includes our current Asiangirls).

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

it frightens me how natural that looks

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what if nigger meant kite

When will those aisian girls be added?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

Never.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I recently used Neovid to represent the ninth Doctor Who, because they both wear black leather jackets. If the recolorized version with shorter hair had been available, I would have used it instead, since the ninth Doctor has short hair.

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

I agree!

Awww. The ends messed up.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Aren't those "Stephanie" characters from a Nick Jr. show?

Is F.A.P a ripoff of F.A.G?

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

no, Fap is the sound coming from under your covers at night.

It's short for "telefapsimile."

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What others say about boorite!

seriously, we need a sleetstak and whatever that hairy beast is in the center for comics. They remind me of me.

That's Chaka.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I was talking about the guy in the shirt. (Bad-dum-bum!)

That's Ron Harper, aka "Alan Virdon" in the Planet of the Apes TV series.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

What instrument makes that sound?

I'm thinking one hit on a floor tom followed by two bass drum.

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8===D

That's Chaka.

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i've never wanted you more

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what if nigger meant kite

That's Chaka.

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i've never wanted you more

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You're such a brute, gino. Meet me behind the woodshed in 10 minutes.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Speaking of sleestaks, did you know that Bill Laimbeer, famous basketball player and elbow thrower for the Detroit Pistons played a sleestak? It's true.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I prefer the Chapman Stick.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Bill Laimbeer was always my favorite Piston when I lived in Detroit.

How about some skeetslaks?