Boy can I ever...

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Bastard AND nitwit? You play on my name oh so well. I'd love to delve into the emotional wasteland that was, is, and will always be my life, but I'd rather focus on other things. Like you. Look at yourself. Seriously, take a long, hard, look. You are arguing with people you may never actually meet face to face, about nothing. Nothing at all. Seriously. You're just implying your superiority. That is it. "Rate me good." We gave criticism. "You're all just idiots, then." We gave you shit. "You have no idea what the hell you are talking about, I am the Alpha and the Omega, I know all and see all. Fear my intelligence!" We responded with more shit. You're not getting respect. It's not going to happen. Sure, your life story sucks, but so does everybodies. I'm not going to let this go, because you bit into the 17 year old bit- as expected, most self righteous adults do- and I'm going to sit around making a fool of you because, as the age suggests, I have no responsibility. I await a hastily scripted angry reply.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Handjob under the shrine til then? ^_^

Sorry, can't resist saying shit like that...lol..

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Those two are ready to type to the death, I'm not sure why. Thats not the way to win the popularity contest.

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o_0

Here's a thought I'm sure has shown up several times. If this is a popularity contest (since pretty much everything in life where you interact with others is to a degree), wouldn't the sign of "popular/not popular" here at SC.com be your star rating as that seems to be the main indication of if folks find you "teh funny"?

If so, out of curiosity, what would zero stars represent?

0_o

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Apparently it represents how we're all dumb.

and racist. He's 1/5 Navajo, you know.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I'm a quarter "some Indian tribe my other ancestors almost eradicated" myself.

And I've Fuktaho recently.

What do I win?

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I am shamed that I didn't do that first...

v_v

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3 stars

YAY!

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I have done forums - I am sick and tired of forums
Message boards are time-consuming... time I can use more... productively!

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I spent today watching reruns of 'Land of the Lost' and messing with some idiot in a forum who has nothing better to do in his spare time. What did YOU do today?

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I will tell you exactly what I've been up to... LuckyBastard...

I work on my computer all day - as many hours as I want to, really - I can do so offline or online... with a window opened on any site to check on as often as I wish to...

I get away from my desk though - I have to go check regularly on this relative of mine who lives with me and is ill. Seriously ill.

This morning, before I even reached my desk, I had a phone call - someone telling me that I need to do more blood tests in order to ascertain if this lump I have somewhere below the neck is or is not cancerous.
Other close kins of mine have had the C-WORD in their lives... often ending their lives in the process.

In 2005, my favorite cousin was found dead on her kitchen floor. Her heart just gave out.

IT IS A MIRACLE that I still have a sense of humor and will indulge it... IT IS A MIRACLE that I am not MORE OFTEN pissed off about all the other trivial annoyances to be found in LIFE... IT IS A MIRACLE that I remain so civil WHEN CONFRONTED WITH MORONIC PEABRAIN LITTLE TWITS STILL WET BEHIND THE EARS SUCH AS YOURSELF.

WHAT HAVE YOU ANY EXPERIENCE OF... WHAT YOU GONE THROUGH IN LIFE? WHAT DO YOU KNOW... ABOUT ANYTHING? We write what we know - never wondered for a second why many of my "stripcreations" deal with subjects, as the chick said, "that people don't like to talk about" - such as religion and DEATH? IT IS BECAUSE I STARE DEATH IN THE FACE EVERY FUCKING DAY - LATELY. WHAT HAVE YOU STARED AT RECENTLY? SWANK MAGAZINE?

YOU HAVE NOT EXPERIENCED ANY KIND OF SUFFERING IN YOUR FUCKING 17 YEAR LIFE - MOST LIKELY! YOU HAVEN'T - YET. BUT YOU WILL - AGAIN, MOST LIKELY. JERKS LIKE YOU GET WHAT'S COMING TO THEM A HUNDRED FOLD... TWICE AS FAST TOO... THAT'S THE WAY LIFE GOES.

Me? I don't know who's gonna go next... could be MYSELF... I don't fear death though.

See why Francis here cannot "lighten up" - too much going on in my life... if I am humorous at times, it is already pretty damn good!

ALL OF YOU HERE HAVE MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT TRULY MATTERS...

The "Hmm... that would be when your support to Kaedash was "proven" to be exaggerated... as without much merit really - if being... as he was... is all that warrants such grandiloquent praise... well then... it's no gold medal." bit was a TONGUE FIRMLY IN CHEEK BIT - trying to not get too crude about it... YOUR ASININE REACTIONS TO IT PROVED ME RIGHT IN MY STATEMENT ON MY VERY FIRST POST HERE - "My jokes go simply by you".

After my "last post" - I posted "post-scriptums"

After that, I got tired of the P.S. gimmick.

Surely it is my call to make.

In other news...

Two things - I am not friends with people like you and you cannot spell.

I always reserved the right to dish out the appropriate amounts of retaliatory diatribe.

Squidrabies... you're a pathetic excuse for a 5-star biased commentator. THIS site is the only place where you will EVER get the 5-star treatment.

And now - you can all take your COMICS... your CARTOON STRIPS... your STRIPCREATIONS... this very site... and shove it up your asses.

Aren't you glad now you asked your question, LuckyNitwit?

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Yay for chicka replies.

And it's absolutely right. For every one thing someone could name that was traumatic for them in life, someone else could name something themself, usually of equal or greater measure.

Personally, I think this thread has a serious lack of pr0n.

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This guy is 2/5 Sioux, so maybe we should just give him a free pass.

Chicka, you are a Godess. I'm going to hang my hat on this thread and walk off into the sunset.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

HAPPY GO LUCKY DANCE TIME!!!!!!!!!

*dances in a Happy Go Lucky fashion*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

P.S.

Telling us the sad details of your pathetic life won't make us like you.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

P.S.

Nothing pathetic about me - everything pathetic about YOU.

Countess and countless more (oh - pun!) know how much of a fun-loving guy I am - DESPITE all the strife and hassles life has thrown at me.

Chicka... all I did was answer the question.

No more.
No less.

Now everyone - stick it.

I am off.

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luminous!

You sure lurve that doncha.

Whoa, I mean, strait up, ooooooooooo, DIS!

You see what he did there? He took that thing he got called and slapped it right back. That's friggin GENIUS!

If that's at all true, t'would be nice for some of that fun-luvin' to show up here.

Nah.

Less you're paying.

YEAH, that's right, I said it. SOMEBODYUNMENTIONEDBUTOBVIOUSSINCETHEY'REBEINGQUOTED's gotta pay this time.

lol

If only....

..SEEYA SOON!

And get that porcupine outta your vagina already.

There guys, see what I did? I didn't help matters at all. S'what I do.

That and sexual acts.

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P.S.

Nothing pathetic about me - everything pathetic about YOU.

Countess and countless more (oh - pun!) know how much of a fun-loving guy I am - DESPITE all the strife and hassles life has thrown at me.

Chicka... all I did was answer the question.

No more.
No less.

Now everyone - stick it.

I am off.

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I need to do more blood tests in order to ascertain if this lump I have somewhere below the neck is or is not cancerous

[DUUUDE, THAT'S JOOR PENIS MAN!].

IT IS A MIRACLE that I still have a sense of humor.

[GOD TRICKED YOU, HE JUST MADE YOU THINK YOU HAD ONE]

Me? I don't know who's gonna go next... could be MYSELF... I don't fear death though.

[ME EITHER, SINCE I READ SOME OF YOUR COMICS111DUDE11. ha ha ha, did you see what i did there? oh man that's gold GOLD!! You can use that if you like]

ALL OF YOU HERE HAVE MUCH TO LEARN ABOUT WHAT TRULY MATTERS...

[IS IT PRETENDING TO LIKE SOMEONES COMICS SO THEY CAN FIGHT CANCER MORE PRODUCTIVELY? MAYBE I AM GETTING MIXED SIGNALS]

"My jokes go simply by you".

[WITH THEIR EYES FIRMLY ON THE GROUND AS I SPIT IN THEIR HAIR, THE UNFUNNY BASTARDS]

Hey, why the fuck don't you make a funny comic? People who have shit lives are always funny. Until now, you mould-breaker you.

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You know guys, this guy isn't worth anyone's energy. Yes, it's fun, but it's tiresome. There is no gain. He just wants to be loved and our love isn't good enough. Just like a baggage-bearing ex, we should just move on before we have baggage of our own.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

If blt was any indication, I'm not good at letting loudmouths get off easily.

Unless [insert sexually explicit joke here].

[Type joke about the word "insert" being used here].

I'll stop. This one's no fun anyway.

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The fight's over already? Shit.

P.S. I gave Countess' comics a good rating. Top notch stuff.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Want to know the funny thing about that? I didn't beg for my stars, and I don't shit on everyone who doesn't like my brand of humor! Hahaha! Me 2, You 0.
But wait. You also shit on the people who actually like some of your comics. I think that's like a two-point conversion in my favor. So it looks like this game ends at Me 4, You 0.

P.S. That 17 year old you attempted to belittle has more wisdom and maturity in his little finger than you have in your entire neck lump. Learn some humility and don't expect everyone to love your work simply because you think you're great. Because it makes you look like an asshole. Which you are. But it makes you actually look like what you are. Which is bad. Because you're a gigantic asshole.