Heck, the first strip alone made me want to vote for Man of the Fuzzy Kauf.

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This is not my empire.

FuzzyKauf, I choose you.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

Those men that are FUZZY and KAUF a lot.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Damn, f & k are kicking the other guys right in the balls, and then when they fall down, f & k are trampling on their balls as well. This does not bode well for their balls.

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What others say about boorite!

I think its reaching that point where we may have to seriously consider just declaring them the winners without going through the remaining rounds. Its just too damned strong a pairing.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

hrm... i'm definitely not usually one for ball-trampling, but i'm gonna have to throw my vote at fuzz-n-kauf as well, by an udder.

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Good enough for me. Winner: fuzzykaufman
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Up next is boorite_billings and its_schmucko_clark...but first, we need a little clarification:
1. Who is now without partner?
2. Who still has a partner?
3. Do we need any more delays?

I don't want to stop this contest (and I hope it doesn't come to that), but if contestants keep dropping at this rate, I don't know how we're going to salvage it. Before we continue, I need to make sure that we have everything together. Here is the bracket. Let me know what changes need to be made.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

As far as I know, DH-01 hasn't abandoned me yet -- however, with his history for vanishing without warning, I've been looking around to see if David Copperfield is hiding in the shadows... (Prove me right, DH... post a little something.)

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This is not my empire.

RAAR!!! TOBOR STILL WITHOUT PARTNER!!

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RAAARRR!!!

This feels like High School gym class all over again.
What sadistic pleasure do you take in putting the geekiest kid in the class up against two gorillas?

Help! Schmucko!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

That's what I felt like when I found out dcomp and I were up against my two favorite strippers Fuzzyman and Kaufman.

The only chance I possibly had was if both Fuzz & Cough received severe brain damaging head injuries!

And history has proven me right. Not a single person voted for my team (myself included).

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

That's what I felt like when I found out dcomp and I were up against my two favorite strippers Fuzzyman and Kaufman.

The only chance I possibly had was if both Fuzz & Cough received severe brain damaging head injuries!

And history has proven me right. Not a single person voted for my team (myself included).

(See our recent comics if you don't believe me.)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

SODOMY.

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Needs more sodomy.

i'll do what i can once we get some rules, but i may not be too funny... my hamster died yesterday. ):

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Damn that Richard Gere!

Sorry about your loss.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Match 5: boorite_billings vs. its_schmucko_clark

How did Russ know the bull was wired? Why was the bull wired? What the fuck was a bull doing at the convention? Why do I keep using italics?

Your Task: The lists of suspects is narrowing. It's time to take the interrogations to the next level. Grill the suspects until you find out who was holding the grudge against Butch that drove them to murder!

Your Suspects: explodingdog, wigudonkey, captain, russ, jael, horse, and satan

Your Rule: Bazilla sez, "Each comic must contain a forum user's old or present forum signature (i.e. 'Yer maw' or 'Big Evil Dan - Not nearly as big or evil as you'd think.').

Enter your team's comics within 72 hours, or God have mercy on your souls.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

In the words of Nelson Muntz: "He haw!"

*snigger*

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

That is the funniest thing Bazilla has ever done for this site.

Apart from beating Dexx in the comic contest *snigger*

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

[Click to view comic: 'Inspector Yablonski Hates You']
[Click to view comic: 'Inspector Sensitive']

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What others say about boorite!

Long after the fact of my poor showing in this contest inspiration struck, and wouldn't let me alone until I did this. My apologies...

[Click to view comic: 'Pardon the intrustion on TTC3 - Udder Disillusionment']

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Haha, great pun! That would've gotten my vote.

I wanna see ye' olde "Loose Lips" quote in this round.

A little slow on the draw there, Smarm. If you weren't my age, I'd say that old age is setting in.... ya geezer.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

[Click to view comic: 'TTCC3a: Nothing to see here.']
[Click to view comic: 'Bullshit Detective']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I am back from vacation and ready to TagTeam.

I don't want to ditch kajun but I am skeptical that we can get it together with Andy as a relay within 72 hours. If andy has been in touch with kajun since and still thinks we can do it, I'll stand by my man...er, my guy in a skirt. I'll do the first comic if that makes it easier.

and someone still needs to replace Dexx in the lineup, yes?

oh, and I vote for Boo_llings.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.