thank gawd, TheGovernor is back--nice one.

Chi:
I'll take another look. I was pretty sleepy last night and under the delusion that you were using the uniongeneral saying nothing to insinuate that the Civil War was "Much Ado About Nothing" as a sort of revisionist political protest. How's that for a stretch?

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quote:

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Umfumdisi:

You got the first two right, but not the third... Think about each of the three components in order (background, character, thought bubble)

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Third Annual Kad-Dance-A-Thon by umfumdisi 7-11-03

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Tour De France by umfumdisi 7-11-03

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CC 196: Trippingbillee tries to judge the contest by boinky33 7-11-03

Invasion of the Body Snatchers Vs Night of the Living Dead by TheGovernor 7-11-03

CC 196 by dcomposed 7-11-03

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 196: A meeting with my ex by israphael 7-11-03

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Your ex is Jeannie?

CC 196 Four De Trance by kaufman 7-11-03

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Detour France by umfumdisi 7-11-03

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CC:196 - It's fun to stay at the.... by CrunchyCheese 7-12-03

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There's a fine line between visionary and wacko ~ greinhart

The RIAA's Next Move by choadwarrior 7-12-03

Dear Mr. Choadwarrior: We have received information that you willfully and repeatedly listened to "Days Go By" by Dirty Vegas in your Pontiac's compact disc player. WHEREAS Mitsubishi Motors Corporation (hereafter referred to as "Mitsubishi") holds exclusive North American licensing rights to "Days Go By" for use marketing its vehicles, AND... WHEREAS playing "Days Go By" at such volume so as to be heard by occupants of other vehicles and pedestrians constitutes a public performance, AND... WHEREAS such performances in non-Mitsubishi automobiles irreparably harms Mitsubishi's public image and good will, NOW THEREFORE let it be known to all men... You are hereby ordered to cease and desist further performances of "Days Go By." You are also ordered to pay royaties to Mitsubishi and Capitol Records plus interest for the foregoing acts. In order to avoid the mutual umpleasentness of litigation, the RIAA will consider it "Fair Use" should you immediately sell your Pontiac and purchase a 2004 Mitsubishi Eclipse.

We've had
Tour De France
Detour France
Four De Trance

I now give you...

CC 196: Four No Pants by jes_lawson 7-12-03

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

CC 196: Elle de Phants (Bandwagon Edition) by flickguy 7-12-03

(I thought there was an Ant character -- thought I saw one! I swear I did!)

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This is not my empire.

Maybe an ant was just crawling on the moniter.

Am Be L'Ants? by umfumdisi 7-12-03

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Jesus Parts The Red Sea by umfumdisi 7-12-03

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The Shining: Alternate Ending by NastyPope 7-12-03

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

Moses by boinky33 6-26-03

Sorry, Boinkster, didn't see that one. I can offer only two words in self-defense: Discount Cruise!

I offer this as penance:

People Who Don't Know When To Shut Up by umfumdisi 7-13-03

The Scene: The Australian Outback. Yosemite Sam has chased Bugs Bunny all over the world. Bugs tries to hide among the millions of rabbits. Unfortunately, Yosemite buys an Acme costume and finds Bugs. Stick 'em up, rabbit. I'm no kangaroo, I'm Yosemite Sam, the roughest, toughtest, meanest, and orneriest outlaw west of the Sydney Opera House. Now don't say a word or I'll blow ya ta smithereenies! Not another word? N'yah, not a problem, doc. When somebody tells me to shut up, I'm not one to keep talkin'--not me, no sir-ree--I just shut my mouth right up and don't say no thing to no body no how. The Scene: North Dakota in winter. Two criminal allies form an uneasy partnership so they can kidnap a businessman's wife and extort money from the man's father-in-law. The criminals don't get along. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores...Pancakes and whores.. Pancakes and whores... So that's the way it's gonna be? Not gonna say anything? The silent treatment, eh? Well, two can play that game! Let's just see how much YOU like it. Total fuckin' silence, my friend, total silence... The Scene: Washington, DC. President Bill Clinton with family in tow appears on televsion to assuage the fears of a nation and reveal just what transpired between himself and a White House intern. I DID NOT have sexual relations with that woman--Miss Lewinsky. I did not give her a Whitman's sampler. Nor did I tell her to open it and take out the little chocolate man and rub him on her crotch.

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I meant to copy discount cruise....I was very tired. I dont know why I did it.

i wouldn't want to judge this either. it'd be like reading an intermittently humorous novel with forced intermissions... i'll be glad to contribute to the suffering, though (:

Contest 196: Way too much. by il_schmucko 7-13-03

Why the hell am I sitting here forcing myself to come up with enough dialogue to overfill the frame? Isn't there something else I should be doing? Make love to me, Joel. For the love of God, please--I shouldn't have to beg for sex. I'm an attractive woman! You should be throwing yourself on me! Am I even here? I could be out riding a bike or swimming at the pool, catching up with old high school friends, learning a foreign language--anything. I mean, come on, it's been days since the last time we had sex. Maybe weeks. Don't you find me desirable anymore? I mean, look at my tits! They're fucking scrumptious! But no... the dog's been walked, the trash is out. I just feel like there's something more productive than typing dialogue... but nothing comes to mind. Jesus, man. I'll even do that thing where I lick peanut butter off the bottom of your shaft while you stick a zucchini in my asshole. Just show me you love me!

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Contest 196: Oops. by il_schmucko 7-13-03

Maybe a little bit of dialogue would be okay. Shut up, bitch! You're ruining everything!

Eminem and 50 Cent discuss 19th century English literature by il_schmucko 7-13-03

We've just given him decaf. Let's see if he notices. by il_schmucko 7-13-03

Contest 196: The invisible wall. by il_schmucko 7-13-03

(Contest 196) Dateline: Orlando - Tram operator fired. by il_schmucko 7-13-03

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"I don't know who you are, schmucko, but you rule." - lara7 | christ@myself.com

Umfumdisi: it was indeed "Midsummer Night's Dream" - well done!

Due to the large amount of submissions I will be closing this contest tonight at exactly 12:00 AM, EST. If you're curious, it is now 4:42 PM EST. My apologies for closing it a little early. I'm going to judge it tonight between 12 and 1. I will either post the winner then or wait until morning, but you'll know by 9 o'clock tomorrow morning.

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Sex Piano.