Paging Dr. Frankenstein...
Dr. Frankenstein to the operating room...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The Bush Countdown Clock (I hope)

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

A Hard Sell? Book Tells Americans How to Be French

http://news.lycos.com/news/story.asp?section=MyLycos&storyId=700112

But I wouldn't count Bush out - more's the pitty. At least I get another chance to vote against him.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Make mine a double!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I had fun playing this game this weekend.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

*Snicker* Omar Stuffit *Snicker*

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Fun and fitness the Spankling way.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

A world of excitement and adventure is not here.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Colonic polyps were neverthis much fun

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

This is fucked up right here:

http://pack.soksok.jp/y/.e2p3/

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Just... wow

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Yes, wow... if it's for real. Certain parts of the article indicate that it might not be:

quote:

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All six guards, employees of the Bullwinkle Security Company, were taken to Badanov Hospital, treated for minor injuries, and released. "All of them are okay," said their doctor, who identified herself only as Natasha. "Just very minor injuries."

[size=1]The owner of the security firm, a Mr. Big, said he considered his employees to be "fearless leaders.

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Shouldn't you be out making trouble for moose and squaaarel?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I hear he's anatomically correct, just like Billy the Gay Doll!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

The Iraqi Information Minister speaks out on Wirthling.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

When breasts are outlawed, only outlaws will have breasts

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

I think Jandi wants to have a baby

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

quote:

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I think Jandi wants to have a baby

... with their fucked-up little faces, horrific screeching voices, and chronically leaking orifices. If anybody sees any sane reason why my heart should be warmed by the sight of these glorified shit machines, please write.

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Audi-Oh... could you handle someone screaming in pain into one of these?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Brings new meening to the term "biofeedback."

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

http://www.j0ker.net/files/iwantafatbabe.swf = Big chick, big file

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Take the test. It works for me!

Higher learning about farts.

If anyone is interested...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Grow Your Own Penis: Important Update.

That 14 inch extension is just around the corner.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

http://www.biblesexstories.com/ I particularly enjoyed Ruth and Naomi. That Ruth has 'em out till Tuesday!

...a few requests were made for what he called "spankers."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

9... 8... 7...

Homo-sniffing dogs?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet