Judging time!
First, I want to say that you're all some clever funny bastards. There were 254 comics in this contest, and though it took forever to judge, the time seemed to fly by because of that before-mentioned clever funny thing you all have going on.
So, here we go.
I went through the original 254 and reduced it to the 61 I liked the best because of both cleverness and being funny. Then I went through those 61 and reduced it to 22 by only considering funniness. Here are those 22:
[u]Bronze Metal of 22-ness[/u]
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[*]man quickly realising he entered the women's washroom by boinky33
[*]CC 196: Robot hiding games by dcomposed
[*]Busted by laughinginyourface
[*]Never ride It's A Small World maxed out on meth and PCP by kaufman
[*]CC 227: A sheep in search for her father by lukket
[*]the matador who wishes he could fly by boinky33
[*]Tie Thief by boinky33
[*]CC 227: The consequences of underwater romance... by lukket
[*]Contest 196: Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Simpson? by il_schmucko/habnem
[*]CC 227: Teleportation is fun (4) by jes_lawson
[*]The Bee That Points At Small Penises by umfumdisi
[*]Tobor Versus The Jolly Green Giant by umfumdisi
[*]CC 227: In which Brad tries to jump the taxi queue by jes_lawson
[*]Pimento Stuffed Olive Stuffed Coffee Beans by smamurai
[*]The Further Adventures Of Steve Irwin's Baby Boy by umfumdisi
[*]Before It Was a Tar Pit, It Was The LaBrea Ha-Ha Hole by MikeyG
[*]CC 227: Are You Trying To Seduce Me Papa Smurf? by Rabid_Weasle
[*]Menstruating Black Woman With Broken Leg, U trying to fuck? by smamurai
[*]Mr. Tobor, are you trying to cornhole me? by MikeyG
[*]Oooohhhh, Bird. Are you trying to seduce ol' Snuffy? by MikeyG
[*]CC 227: Are You Trying To Seduce Me Daddy Long Legs? by Rabid_Weasle
[*]Tobor's Midnight Snack: Hot Cross Buns by kaufman
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After much sawing and chopping, I got it down to these 6:
[u]Silver Medal of 6-osity[/u]
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[*]CC 196: Robot hiding games by dcomposed
[*]the matador who wishes he could fly by boinky33
[*]Contest 196: Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Simpson? by il_schmucko/habnem
[*]CC 227: In which Brad tries to jump the taxi queue by jes_lawson
[*]Before It Was a Tar Pit, It Was The LaBrea Ha-Ha Hole by MikeyG
[*]Menstruating Black Woman With Broken Leg, U trying to fuck? by smamurai
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[u]Gold Medal of One-itude[/u]
[Click to view comic: 'Contest 196: Are you trying to seduce me, Mrs. Simpson?']
Though I found smamurai's comic the funniest of the competition, it was inspired by habnem's original. As were 7 of the top 22 comics.
Imo, it's an instant classic.
Congratulations, il_habnem. A winner is you.
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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.
