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Ignore thei obvious femininity. Basically, what I mean is, do NOT do anything for a girl that you would not do for a guy friend. If the girl isn't a good friend, don't subject yourself to their whims. My sincere advice is to train yourself to not even be interested in them. For some reason, girls flock to guys who don't seem actually eager to get to know them. Seriously, give them just a small amount of your interest, because you should make it seem like you don't NEED their attention. I know it's dishonest, because most of us in these positions really DO want their attention. But if you remain aloof and let them no in no uncertain terms that your life will go on with or without them in it, people will notice that. They may even mistake it for confidence, and maybe one day you can even build it into that.

Just remember, Nate, that nobody fucks with your heart, man. Let them come to you, let them make the moves, and if you're feeling the least bit desperate, hide it like a motherfucker.

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My dad caught me with porn. I had downloaded a bunch of pdf files from something awful's hub the other night, and i was putting them all onto a usb drive because adobe is messed up on my machine. Among them were articles on lock picking, hand to hand combat, seducing women, and karma sutra.

so i'm in the hallway outside my room, carrying a scanner to the porch, looking for my sister to tell her we're going to ebay it, and my dad is just standing around seeing what's going on. My computer beeps. He says "your computer is beeping". I knew it was windows telling me it couldn't move all the pdf files onto the usb drive, and I said something like it was shutting down. But of course he's nosy so he goes into my room, I move ahead of him and turn on the screen so i can take care of it. It's a fucking popup that happens usualy around startup (I had just restarted). "Would you like to view avalible upgrades for Sonic Products?" I don't know what the hell it is. But in the background, the file transfer window shows one of the pdf files in transit - the karma sutra one specificialy.

This is the first time I was ever caught and cornered with anything questionable like that. When my dad told my mother, and he went upstairs, the first thing she asked me "Is it straight or gay?" and since I hadn't even looked at the file, I told her what my other 1.47 gigs of porn on my hd was - straight.

So I got an earful last night and this morning, got called a backsliding hellbound sinner (which I am), and the last thing I did before I went to bed (of course, after dad prayed with me and I tried to pray on my own) was to sign up for the 24 free issues of Stuff with my brother-in-law's address across town, just in case my dad made good on his promise to shut down the internet for good.

I can't help being attracted to the bodies of beautiful women. My father says its sewage that will destroy and corrupt your soul. My mother just said that it created desires that you couldn't fufil and would just frustrate you. I feel lust is a sin, but that pretty much ever christian I know is sinful, so I strugle with it but I guess I do it anyway. It's something I've thought about far deeper than just my dad blowing up and making it the end of the world. It's harder to feel like it matters when Friday night we had a fight because he was lonely and threw a fit, Saturday there was another stupid fight, and we go through this shit usualy twice a week.

Meanwhile I have to call this girl in about an hour, she didn't answer the phone this afternoon or awhile ago, guess she was working. I'll at least try to hear her talk before i say fuck it no more phone tag.

So i assume your male...what is the problem with likeing women? Do they want you to be gay? Maybe i missed a point there...:S

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"Is it straight or gay"...

Because if it were gay, yer folks would have to drag you out back and shoot you, son be damned.

Jesus fucking Christ... I hate this ignorant, repressive mind-set that you Religious fuckbags flaunt so proudly. Shit, as much as my parents are dysfunctional and neurotic in their own way, I'm sure fucking glad I didn't grow up in some dogma-obsessed, homophobic household where my parents ask me whether the porn I'm looking at it "straight or gay". I think you should have said "gay" just to fuck with 'em. It's always fun to see Religious bigots like Alan Keyes or Dick Cheney find out one of their kids is queer.

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That is funny and true, It's bad enough you got in shit for porn and even worse they made you pray for your soul...but asking about straigh or gay was pretty ignorant...i don't really think god cares what you do as long as you repent, your parents are not god and will not judge you

and this is why i don't go to church and got kicked out when i was 16

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I've decided to change my opinion of nate--instead of thinking he's a closed-minded, sexually and idiologically repressed, Bible-thumping twit, I will instead consider him the greatest performance artist since Andy Kaufman.

These posts read better if you view them with that sense of irony.

"My mother found with me with porn and asked if it was straight or gay. I then challenged her to wrestle me. Thankyouverymuch,"

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Almost anything done to excess is damaging.

Is porn sinful? That's between you and your God. If you truly believe it is, then if you're downloading the stuff you're being a hypocrite. I'm not saying that you should stop -- just that you need to come to some kind of reconciliation between your actions and beliefs. One or the other needs adjusting (or maybe a little of both).

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Mothers usually have an instinct about these things--sometimes they even know before their sons.

my uncle was caught with gay porn during his teenage years and my mother's first husband left her because he was gay

i think she's paranoid

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my uncle was caught with gay porn during his teenage years and my mother's first husband left her because he was gay

i think she's paranoid

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Mothers usually have an instinct about these things--sometimes they even know before their sons.

Of course, from what you've told me, you knew quite well, long before your mom ;)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

This is terrible. Is it straight or gay? As if that's the WORST thing that could be associated with porn? As if anyone's sexual preference is determined by that anyway.

Next time, tell your mom it's hetero, but it's bestial boondage scat snuff porn.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You should have said "It's all mostly straight, but it's also all me. You can see all of my hot, straight, me on girl action for just $19.95 per month... But 'cause you're my mom, I'll give you a full year for $150."

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

Damn, that's funny.

Nate, as you get older, remember: Your dad might be an asshole, but that doesn't mean God is. Try not to confuse them. I have a hard time with that one myself.

(Although in fairness to my dad, he's extremely cool these days.)

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What others say about boorite!

Try telling that to THIS guy!

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Ha, ha! That's Jesus!