andy

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This is not my empire.

andydougan by a butthair

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Tough choice! I'm voting for the a-chick by a margin somewhat less than the distance between gabe's tool and wirthling's saliva.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

attitudechicka

both very good, though.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

My life is flashing before my eyes.

For now, I refrain from voting. I can't decide.

And AC wins by a mile!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Currently it's 5-3, attitudechicka.

Damn... I was hoping the voting would be done by now. Oh well, I'll just have to hang around for a few more hours. Six people yet to vote, so do so if you haven't already! :)

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asianandy-1

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Technically there are six hours of voting left, but I plan to be asleep in about ten minutes, and still be asleep in six hours. As such, don't expect a formal declaration of a victor and rules for the next match until 11pm forum-time, about four hours late. Sorry, it's this damned spherical earth of hours. I wish they had just left the bloody thing flat... damn that bastard Columbus...

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ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA
ATTITUDECHICKA

he he he

That's punny

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You're kidding... I'm winning? Whoo hoo! :)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Ok... while Dexx is asleep, let's sneak into his house and glue all the furniture to the ceiling. Then when he wakes up he'll think he's upside down!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

He IS upside down.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It would save time if we just glued him to the ceiling instead.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Shit. Why didn't I think of that?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

andyclapton

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That's it, all done. I count 6-4 in favour of attitudechicka, so I am declaring her the victor.

When I get back from uni in an hour or so, I will post the next lot of rules.

Sorry this is later than I said - I had to take four showers to get all the glue off... bastards...

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Bah. 6-5, DexX. Sniff.

I don't know andy - getting slapped around by attitudechicka still looks like more fun than being stomped my a power newbie.

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I should probably have used this instead...

[Click to view comic: '36'574"']

Oh well. The spanking's done.

So, AttitudeChicka, by the slimmest of margins, takes out the match. Can I get a rule from you please, Andy. Just pop it in the email over the next coupla days. Thanks in advance.

The standings now...

Gabe
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
Crabby

Bunner
vs - - - - - Bunner wins.
Tiger

Habnem
vs - - - - - Habnem wins.
Spankling

Kaufman
vs - - - - - Kaufman wins.
ObiJo

Big Evil Dan
vs - - - - - Drexle wins.
Drexle

attitudechicka
vs - - - - - Chicka wins.
Andy Dougan

LadyJ
vs - - - - - wins.
FlickGuy

Skagg vs Wirthling

Imagine the following as yellow text scrolling upward against a starry background...

Begin brassy fanfare about now...

STRIP WARS

Episode VII

The Vengeful Attack of the Returning Cloned Robot Bad Thingies

The galaxy is in turmoil. The evil Jei Empire, led by the cruel, vindictive, yet strangely attractive Lady Jei has laid waste to the outer systems in an attempt to finally eradicate the heroic Flik Rebellion Forces, led by the granite-jawed, blonde-haired, chiselled-bodied, but unfortunately empty-headed Guy Flik. In a last ditch effort to find their elusive quarry, the Empire has launched a fleet of robotic MechaDonkeys to flush out the last of the rebels...

Rules of engagement, Interplanetary Law, Section 27, Article 12:

1) Please present a parody of any reasonably well-known science-fiction television series or film. You can do some kind of crossover if you like, with characters and ideas lifted from multiple sources.

2) SF means robots. Please have one or more robots each in at least two frames. Use more if you feel the urge, and backgrounds, props, and other characters are unrestricted.

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[Click to view comic: 'Data Entry']

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

*applause*

Nice one. :)

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