Man, I'm pretty fucking cool.

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Poop.

UnknownEric

"Oh, this model does not go with my working class Jersey boy image at all. Better trade 'er in for a junker."

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Here's some comics from the last year that aren't rated enough to have a roll-over rating. Some might mention or imply pop tarts. It would be nice to have some comments on them that could lead to even more fun comics.

[Click to view comic: 'New TLC Series: A Hangover Story']
[Click to view comic: 'New Years Resolutions You Can Stick To']
[Click to view comic: 'Christmas with the Brads']
[Click to view comic: 'Comicitized IRC']
[Click to view comic: 'My career in retail continues, in denominations over $1!']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'Return Policies']
[Click to view comic: 'Stripcreator short FAQ']
[Click to view comic: 'Pop tart theif.']
[Click to view comic: 'A comic I never sent to Rabid']
[Click to view comic: 'What ARE Friends For?']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

[Click to view comic: 'I'm Not Good With Names']
[Click to view comic: 'Reputation']

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Mediocrity at its most average.

lol, i guess this is why they call this random

Wait, no they don't.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

please post pics of u naked especially if u are female. I expect to see at least five in the next hour!

darkcomiclord

Good luck dude. We've been barkin up that tree for the past six years.

You haven't been here 6 years, Frank

And some users have already seen my tits. I've also been completely naked in the backseat of Scyess's car.

I expect there to be scandelous rumors now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I've only seen you in a bra on a very grainy webcam and that whole web cam session was more about kittens than anything else.

 I haven't been naked in the backseat of Scyess's car... yet!

My car is only a 4.5 hour drive away.  Come and get it.  Although I'd prefer you didn't continue the trend of boorite and Ivy and chicka of doing really personal things in the back of my car.

If you're extra good, I'll let you see the secret footage from my hidden car-cam.

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"Old" is the old new.

attitudechicka

I haven't, yes. But the quest to see Chicka's tits far reaches beyond the time before I arrived here that's for sure.

I already called seeing Chicka's tits next. She pretty much owes me anyway BECAUSE SHE ATE ALL OF MY MOTHERFUCKING POP TARTS!!!!!!!!!!

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Poop.

I don't understand all this anger. Motherfuckin PopTarts are not the best flavor. They make blueberry.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

They stopped making Motherfucking Pop-Tarts in '98. And the Sharklefucking Fin flavor is hardly a suitable replacement.

Besides, tits are involved now. 

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

TITS ARE ALWAYS INVOLVED!

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Poop.

attitudechicka

Sweet googly moogly!

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

Sweet googly moogly!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.