Man, I'm pretty fucking cool.

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Poop.

UnknownEric

"Oh, this model does not go with my working class Jersey boy image at all. Better trade 'er in for a junker."

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Here's some comics from the last year that aren't rated enough to have a roll-over rating. Some might mention or imply pop tarts. It would be nice to have some comments on them that could lead to even more fun comics.

New TLC Series: A Hangover Story by attitudechicka 1-16-08

I think it's time I go home. I'm starting to get a headache. Hangovers aren't supposed to start AT the bar. Meanwhile, at my bank... This girl spent $100 at one bar last night. Anyone that committed should probably have a credit to their account. Hi, money. I thought I spent all of you.

New Years Resolutions You Can Stick To

What do you intend to change in 2008? The last digit when I write the date.

by attitudechicka, 12-31-07

Christmas with the Brads by attitudechicka 12-19-07

Yo dude, where's my gift? It is neatly wrapped and in my pocket. All that's in your pocket is your hands... Uh, if this is some kind of sexual thing, thanks but no thanks, man. Ka-pow! You were right. Your fist WAS neatly wrapped.

Comicitized IRC by attitudechicka 12-13-07

these days i'm so hard to buy for it's kinda silly I've only ever thought to give you cash i like cash I'd make a great cousin.

My career in retail continues, in denominations over $1! by attitudechicka 12-12-07

I've seen this picture in your art section for about a month now, but couldn't find any within my reach. So I've decided that now that I notice tomorrow is Thanksgiving and there's lots of extra workers here all with their hands full, I'd ask someone to get it down for me. And, since you're not wearing anything identifying you as an employee here, yet you seem to be doing the most work, I've decided to ask you. There's a reason they keep me hidden away from customers the other 364 days a year.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Return Policies

This broom is a lemon.

by attitudechicka, 10-27-07

Stripcreator short FAQ by attitudechicka 8-24-07

All of your problems can be easily solved by donating. It's true! Please give me the money now.

Pop tart theif.

I'm a canadian bear. We don't have the right to - DELICIOUS FUCKING POP TARTS!

by attitudechicka, 8-20-07

A comic I never sent to Rabid by attitudechicka 8-20-07

How come you don't send me comics anymore? Because I never did. TRICK R STAB!!!!

What ARE Friends For? by attitudechicka 8-10-07

You're my friend, right? Sure. Then I have something important to ask of you. Uh... okay... If I'm ever diagnosed with a terminal illness, will you help me marry rich quickly?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I'm Not Good With Names by attitudechicka 6-05-07

Okay, see you later, Bobby. Actually, it's Sam. Really? Since when? Uh, 1981?

Reputation by attitudechicka 5-25-07

I just heard about The New Club. Have you ever been? I know the singer of This Band, who plays there. That's not bragging, that's shame. Based on the fact that This Band plays there, I wouldn't consider The New Club a very good place.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

lol, i guess this is why they call this random

Wait, no they don't.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

please post pics of u naked especially if u are female. I expect to see at least five in the next hour!

darkcomiclord

Good luck dude. We've been barkin up that tree for the past six years.

You haven't been here 6 years, Frank

And some users have already seen my tits. I've also been completely naked in the backseat of Scyess's car.

I expect there to be scandelous rumors now.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I've only seen you in a bra on a very grainy webcam and that whole web cam session was more about kittens than anything else.

 I haven't been naked in the backseat of Scyess's car... yet!

My car is only a 4.5 hour drive away.  Come and get it.  Although I'd prefer you didn't continue the trend of boorite and Ivy and chicka of doing really personal things in the back of my car.

If you're extra good, I'll let you see the secret footage from my hidden car-cam.

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"Old" is the old new.

attitudechicka

I haven't, yes. But the quest to see Chicka's tits far reaches beyond the time before I arrived here that's for sure.

I already called seeing Chicka's tits next. She pretty much owes me anyway BECAUSE SHE ATE ALL OF MY MOTHERFUCKING POP TARTS!!!!!!!!!!

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Poop.

I don't understand all this anger. Motherfuckin PopTarts are not the best flavor. They make blueberry.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

boloboffin

They stopped making Motherfucking Pop-Tarts in '98. And the Sharklefucking Fin flavor is hardly a suitable replacement.

Besides, tits are involved now. 

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"He was cursed with a horrorshow of a face, like Guiseppe Archbold doing a study of mollusk tumors."

TITS ARE ALWAYS INVOLVED!

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Poop.

attitudechicka

Sweet googly moogly!

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I has a flavor!

UnknownEric

Sweet googly moogly!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.