Zombie X: The Cheer by Screendummie 5-05-05

Did you hear that? The cheered for me at the end! Wow! You really believe that don't you? Why else would they be cheering me? Maybe 'cause you left the stage?

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Zombie X: Helper Monkeys by Screendummie 5-06-05

Dad, I want a pair of helper monkeys. Get me them. Why in the hell would you want them? I've adopted a new lifestyle of uber-laziness. But why two? So the helper monkeys will change each other's shit filled diapers. Der!

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Zombie X: You Fascist! by Screendummie 5-07-05

You yanks have such a fascist government. We elected a Congress and President. What's to bitch aboot? I think your elections were a farce. There has never been such a display of fascism in my country. Oswlad Mosley's British Union of Fascists in the 30's? Dammit, now you gone an made him quit! Limey bastard can ride his high horse back to merry ole England.

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Zombie X: Ugly As In Fugly by Screendummie 5-09-05

You know, I saw some ugly children today. Is this ugly as in fugly? Damn straight! Like Gumby on crack? Even worse! It was twins. That's like being slapped with ugly twice!

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Zombie X: Dirty Blades by Screendummie 5-10-05

Son, we need to speak. I found this knife in your room. Point? What did I tell you about keeping knives in your room. I dunno. You tell me. I mean, look at the rust all over this. How many times do I have to tell you clean the blood off the blade! I'll be sure to use you're "nice" shirt to clean it next time.

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Zombie X: Wal-Mart Is The Shit by Screendummie 5-11-05

I just came back from my visit from a Super Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart survived the apocalypse? Fuck yeah! And they had this most awsome sale of jelly beans by the ton. Why would you need a ton of jelly beans? Der! If I have to explain why I need a ton of beans, then you don't need to know why. On second thought, I don't wanna know.

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Zombie X: D.L. Hughley by Screendummie 5-11-05

I wanna be more like D.L. Hughley when I appear on stage next time. So you want to do the same predictable, racist banter about white people like what he does? Its not racism. Its humor if you're black. But you're not black! But they can't tell that from my decomposing corpse. Besides, white people always laugh when a black guy is racist to them. Then you got a real chance there, buddy.

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Gee, you didn't get the whole pink eye/zombie/Worcestershire Sauce thing from South Park or anything.

Christ, these comics blow.

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JESUS CHRIST!! WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!?

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Oh, and my rip-off of South Park was a lot funnier than your's. By the way, how the fuck did you even find that? Have you spent weeks just trolling through the archives of every stripper here?

And 28 Days Later was great, so STFU and get ghonorrea.

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Or maybe you knew about that strip all along. The argument can be made that your whole series is a rip-off of a crappy, forgettable rip-off I did two years ago. Congratulations... you have herpes.

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Someone can't take a joke.

--S. Dummie

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I wrote that before I even saw that you had uncovered a shameful strip from my past...

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Oh, and my rip-off of South Park was a lot funnier than your's. By the way, how the fuck did you even find that? Have you spent weeks just trolling through the archives of every stripper here?

And 28 Days Later was great, so STFU and get ghonorrea.

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Someone can't take a joke.

--S. Dummie

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Someone still can't take a joke.

Here are some other STD's for you to list in the future:

-Chlamydia
-Genital Warts
-Gonorrhea (you spelt it wrong)
-Hepatitis A
-Hepatitis B
-Hepatitis C
-AIDs
-Genital Herpes (just posting that one again for ya)
-Syphilis
-Trichomoniasis

Thank you.

--S. Dummie

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Um...the difference between Flate and you is that Flate REFERENCED South Park, Screendumbass.

You just ripped it straight the fuck off.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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Um...the difference between Flate and you is that Flate REFERENCED South Park, Screendumbass.

You just ripped it straight the fuck off.

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Um...the difference between Flate and you is that Flate REFERENCED South Park, Screendumbass.

You just ripped it straight the fuck off.

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Zombie X: Satan's Latest Chief of Staff by Screendummie 5-12-05

Did you hear about Satan's image problem? Nope. Apparently he just hired Karl Rove as his chief of staff! Sweet! That means he'll make Jesus look like a gimp!

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Someone really can't take a joke!

--S. Dummie

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Why does everyone insist on signing their posts?

--N. Owl

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

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Someone can't get laid!

--I. Man

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Why does everyone insist on signing their posts?

--N. Owl

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What fans?

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