Argh... I might as well concede now...

Luckily for me, I done made mine before seeing LadyJ's masterpiece. Also luckily for me, I decided not to go with my original idea of using TNG.

Read it while I weep.

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ladyj

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I liked the flickers, but I always thought Dr. Smith er... Priss... would rather enjoy a dalliance with TOBOR. Maybe the doctor is diggin' a game of "hard to get."

As much as I enjoy such games myself I'll have to vote for LADYJ, partly because I get aroused voting for the women, but mostly because I think hers was marginally funnier.

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In a split decision, LadyJ

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supa-J

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Both are very good (and both have unusually witty titles), but my vote goes to ladyj for using the words cornhole and accessing next to each other.

Also, Data didn't use any contractions. Whether this was intentional or not, true geeks like me appreciate it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

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Also, Data didn't use any contractions. Whether this was intentional or not, true geeks like me appreciate it.

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ladyj

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Well Dave's a consummate professional. I once saw him lose a pinky toe, get it sewn back on, get it taken back off, have it re-sewn onto the correct foot, and still play an impish, if somewhat limpy, Puck that same night.

I wanted to kick my own ass reading the above paragraph just now.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Cool, I just realized I voted for my own ass. If elected, it will serve the people to the best of its ability.

Sorry. I'm just loopy at this point.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ladyj

I do believe I've been unanimously trounced.

Congrats, LadyJ! Great strip... dammit. ;)

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Not that it matters but LADYJ.

Wheee! Thanks!

Yes, the lack of contractions was indeed intentional. Thanks for noticing.

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Am I the only one who read LadyJ's strip and thought, "No silicon heaven? ...but where do all the calculators go?" "They just... die!"

Ah, Red Dwarf, the pinnacle of British SF-comedy series...

Anyway, LadyJ got herself a clear (and uncontested) majority with eight votes, and carries on to round two. Flickguy, could you email me a rule for LadyJ's round two match at the below address. Thanks!

As usual, here are the standings...

Gabe
vs - - - - - Gabe wins.
Crabby

Bunner
vs - - - - - Bunner wins.
Tiger

Habnem
vs - - - - - Habnem wins.
Spankling

Kaufman
vs - - - - - Kaufman wins.
ObiJo

Big Evil Dan
vs - - - - - Drexle wins.
Drexle

attitudechicka
vs - - - - - Chicka wins.
Andy Dougan

LadyJ
vs - - - - - LadyJ wins.
FlickGuy

Skagg
vs - - - - - wins.
Wirthling

Scripture tells us of a great final battle between the forces of good and evil when the end times come upon us. We shall recognise the approach of these times by the signs given us by Scripture...

Book of Arse, Chapter 17, Verses 28-34
"Then I saw before me a man of slim stature and bushy hair. / He spoke unto the peoples of the Earth, promising them great bounties of weed and cold pizza. / Many of the people didst succumb to his wiles, but found themselves with empty pockets and baggies full of tea leaves. / They learned his name, which was Skagg, and made it into an insulting nickname. / Then there came amongst the peoples of the Earth another man, of even bushier hair and no stature at all. / This mystical floating head was named wirthling, and it didst lead the Chosen into a land of high quality imported beer, undiminishing piles of hash cookies, and herds of willing, seductive donkubines." Here endeth the lesson.

The divine rules of engagement are as follows...

1) Invent a religion or cult, as silly as you like, and feature it prominently in your strip. The Church of Arse is out of bounds, so make up your own. :)

2) An impressive deity needs some sacrifice. Your strip must either show an animal dying, or refer clearly to the death of an animal occuring either immediately before or afterwards.

The end times are upon us...

Posting and voting times as per usual...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

even though wirthling is gonna put out a far better comic i figured this was funny to me

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i like the rushing lines more than the psycho background to represent being high, dunno it just seems more right

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damn! there goes my glimmer of hope

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

cornholingeth > Cornholiness. I'll vote for skagg by a whisker.

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Sorry, skagg...

All my vote are belong to wirthling.

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Cool! Both excellent strips.

The voting for these should be very interesting...

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VERY excellent strips. Though I have to give my vote to wirthling for his last bubble, which I can topically and accurately call divine, and for the seamless way he worked the animal sacrifice into the strip. (I actually had to go back and check that he had complied.)

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

wirthling's the man for me.

also, he gets my vote.

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Great stuff.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Hard to say! They're both very funny. Hmm...skagg.