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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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9-26-02 7:00pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Central/09/27/missile.park.ap/index.html

Cold War Park in the Works

WALL, South Dakota (AP) -- For nearly three decades, an 80-foot hole dubbed Delta Nine played a vital role in the nation's defense.

The underground concrete silo on the edge of Badlands National Park held a Minuteman II missile that could deliver a nuclear weapon to a Soviet target in 30 minutes or less... OR THE NEXT ONE'S FREE!

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9-27-02 11:03am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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http://www.cnn.com/2002/US/Central/09/27/missile.park.ap/index.html

Cold War Park in the Works

WALL, South Dakota (AP) -- For nearly three decades, an 80-foot hole dubbed Delta Nine played a vital role in the nation's defense.

The underground concrete silo on the edge of Badlands National Park held a Minuteman II missile that could deliver a nuclear weapon to a Soviet target in 30 minutes or less... OR THE NEXT ONE'S FREE!


Are you still claiming belief in the domino theory?

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9-27-02 11:12am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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aaaaaaggghhhhh it burns!

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9-27-02 11:32am (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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9-28-02 6:59pm (new)
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Spankling
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Call me when they publish details about how they wet down cigars together.

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9-28-02 8:17pm (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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On the news today I saw Major's response. I had to laugh at Mr. Morality getting caught acting like every other world leader... the affairs are all about power just like everything else they do. Hypocrite.

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9-28-02 8:28pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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[Click to view comic: 'MPT vs. GWB']

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

9-29-02 6:35pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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From the Department of DUH

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9-30-02 4:08pm (new)
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Spankling
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Well Said!

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10-03-02 2:38pm (new)
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andydougan
Film critic subordinaire

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So Slick Willy addressed the Labour Party conference this week to support his former footboy, the Prime Minister. He got a more rapturous ovation than any other speaker, including TB himself.

The bulk of the Labour Party despises Bush and is pretty sceptical of Blair, yet admires Clinton. I don't understand how you can contingently hold these three opinions. My only guess is that the Party is being romantic about the past.

Oh, and he brought a trained monkey with him:

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The former president had arrived in Blackpool on Tuesday along with film star Kevin Spacey.

At a reception hosted by Mr Blair the Oscar winner did a series of impersonations of political figures for guests at the party.


Pardon me while I boak.

10-03-02 7:37pm (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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Let's beat this one to death.

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10-03-02 8:38pm (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Wow, Bill Clinton is friends with a famous actor? Why didn't you say so? Let's bomb Iraq right now!

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10-04-02 7:58am (new)
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JrnymnNate
I fling the shoddy polo stick

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It's not all politics, but I really liked the fact that courtney love was in this Goldmine over at SA the other day.

10-04-02 9:08am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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(speechless)

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10-04-02 9:17am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Kurt Cobain is still alive. He lives on JFK's island colony for supposedly dead celebrities who fight crime. Bobby is there, and Jimmie, and MLK, and Hoffa, among others. They have saved the world more than once.

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10-04-02 9:41am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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10-04-02 9:42am (new)
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Smarmulus
THE ARISTOCRAT

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You are forgetting the most famous residents Elvis A. Presley, John Lennon, & Bing Crosby.

And there are "b" list celebrities there also, such as Harry Chapin, Mo Howard and Boorite.

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10-04-02 9:46am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Bono, on the other hand, is actually dead. Or rather, he is a franchise and a character who is played by various actors. (The original Bono fell off a scaffold during a video shoot, and everyone involved agreed that they literally could not afford to lose him.) Some have taken his ability to appear in several places at once as evidence of supernatural powers, but I am here to tell you that there is a far simpler explanation. I would ask you to examine published images of "Bono" and note a cleft chin here, a scoop nose there... but that would require encountering the "man" and his "art," which is too high a price to pay for validating a fact that is ultimately trivial.

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10-04-02 9:51am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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It depends which one you're talking about. Sonny lives!

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10-04-02 10:11am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

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I could swear there was a close-up of a jismatic penis there instead of the "Anyone can get away with murder..." pic a minute ago. Something Awful must not like people linking to their photos. It now appears as intended after I went to Something Awful and viewed the original image. For a minute there, though, I thought Nate had lost his mind.

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10-04-02 10:14am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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I once made the mistake of linking an SA pic. After that, whenever I went to the site, my screen would fill with gigantic imgs that said "I ENJOY MEN" and my PC would bog down like a mule team in the Okefenokee. I'm not kidding. They take a dim view of pic-linkers.

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10-04-02 10:29am (new)
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Spankling
Looking for love in ALL the wrong places, baby!

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So, J'Nate, what were you trying to show us?

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10-04-02 10:36am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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It depends which one you're talking about. Sonny lives!


No. Sadly, Sonny really did ski into a tree at high speed, breaking his face, among other ostensibly functional body parts, such as his brain. The investigators, however, did not detect the handprint on the back of his ski jacket, square between his shoulderblades. To whom does the handprint belong? Not even I know, and believe me, I'd like to. Go ahead and laugh, but an awful lot in American politics would be explained if we knew who pushed Sonny Bono.

By "we," of course, I don't necessarily mean you. Not everyone's palate is suited to such pungent infotainment.

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10-04-02 10:49am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Bono of U2, however, is still a twat.

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10-04-02 10:59am (new)
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