A magnifying glass and ballpeen hammer, for use to find and then smash your testicles.

"Testicle" is an inherently funny word. It make-a-me raff.

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

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Here's a really good page describing what constitutes a trademark parody....

http://www.patentfla.com/articles/trademark_parody.htm

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It also answers pretty much all my rhetorical questions.

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What others say about boorite!

I hope no one reports me to the Intellectual Police.

[Click to view comic: 'SS&ACHAiOS 1']
[Click to view comic: 'SS&ACHAiOS 2']
[Click to view comic: 'SS&ACHAiOS 3']
[Click to view comic: 'SS&ACHAiOS 4']

Someone else can pick it up from there if they want.

By the way, if this ruins either of these strips for anyone, please let me know. That would be pretty cool.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I can't be bothered reading everything that's been posted in this thread over the last day. Can someone summarise it for me?

Everyone had a gay buttfuck orgy.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Some wank came here telling brad he's in posession of "copyright material", everyone jumped on his ass, a big battle over legality ensued, some other cockspank came in defending the original wank, then we all had a gay orgy.

You missed out.

Again.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I think brad needs to make a "pointless legal arguments" thread.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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I got real mad once when the tab broke off my soda and it didn't open. I started smacking that can on the counter until it popped a hole and started spaying down the whole room. I pointed it at my mouth and it nearly took my head off but I got a couple of chugs before it emptied.

Then I took a shower, I mopped up the kitchen, and I drank a beer. I didn't keep the can - I recycled it. I didn't need the baggage.

In retrospect it wasn't anything to get so mad about.

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It's also interesting to note that the RIAA is particularly agressive about defending the song lyrics to which they have laid claim. All those "lyrics reprinted with permission" notices on album sleeves aren't just there for fun ...

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[u]I Grieve[/u]
by Peter Gabriel

it was only one hour ago
it was all so different then
nothing yet has really sunk in
looks like it always did
this flesh and bone
its just the way that we are tied in
but there's no-one home

i grieve for you
you leave me
'so hard to move on
still loving what's gone
they say life carries on
carries on and on and on

the news that truly shocks is the empty empty page
while the final rattle rocks its empty empty cage
and i can't handle this

i grieve for you
you leave me

let it out and move on
missing what's gone
they say life carries on
they say life carries on and on and on

life carries on
in the people i meet
in everyone that's out on the street
in all the dogs and cats
in the flies and rats
in the rot and the rust
in the ashes and the dust
life carries on and on and on and on
life carries on and on and on

its just the car that we ride in
the home we reside in
the face that we hide in
the way we are tied in
life carries on and on and on and on
life carries on and on and on

did i dream this belief?
or did i believe this dream?
now i will find relief
i grieve

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You're on a highway to hell.

Aw shit, there goes $10,000.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

[Click to view comic: 'having a gay ol' time at stripcreator.com']

[Click to view comic: 'having a gay ol' time at stripcreator.com - part 2']

I just saw the movie The Ring. Without making too many spoilers, I can tell you the moral of the movie is to bootleg the fuck out of evverything you can. Your life depends on it. So get lost, you angel of death!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

"The Ring" was an anime at one time.
If you liked "The Ring" check out "Kairo". That is about the creepiest film I've ever seen.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Everything? even A VANILLA ICE SONG!!!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

I just saw Mary Poppins, and without giving too much away, I can say the moral of the story is to do so many drugs that you think you've gone into "cartoon world" inside of a sidewalk.

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

I just read a hilarious email. Apparently, there's some sort of belief that thealiasmen and myself are the same person.

To be compared to that illiterate fuck is an affront to my genius nature, and I won't stand for it. I'm going to take my frustrations out in art.

[Click to view comic: 'Duality Personafied']

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

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I just wanted to say that it's particularly funny that artistic types take out their aggressions via art. They have that old, "If you piss me off, I'll draw you like a ninny" complex.

That's funny to me.

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Shit. Bastard. You got the joke. How dare you expose my cynical hypocracy!

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

Not bad for an illiterate fuck, eh? By the way, you spelled hypocrisy wrong. Perhaps you're the illiterate fuck? Oh yeah. Speaking of illiterate, retard, inbred hicks, what happened to sumrow? One post and he leaves?!?

I don't know. Maybe we should redirect people to his website and encourage them to invite him to visit.

You know, I get the sense that this thread had just about expired, as we're not even on the same topic anymore ... how sad.

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"In the end, everything is a gag." - Charles Chaplin

Um, could you stop talking to yourself? It's creeping me out.

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Dad was flammable

Aye, ya cunt!

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Come ahead then!