Damn, I was afraid of that. Strictly speaking I can say yes to the question, but I'm not one to ignore a Stripcreator elder, especially one whose comics I regularly read. For you, Spanky, I'll do both of those.
Embarassing thing: I'm a virgin, once I tried to have sex but failed.
Link: Obey the Crab (http://www.weebls-stuff.com/data/games/crab.swf)
(or does it have to be sexual too?)
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"Oedipus, you motherfucker!"