http://www.angrynakedpat.com/shortfilms/grassmasters2/index.php

I gotta find something to put on ebay

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's shit like this that makes me want to cry.

And bee stings.

Check out the poll on that one. A whopping 6% think that stupid sandwich was worth $28,000. And they are all morons.

Check out the poll on that one. A whopping 6% think that stupid sandwich was worth $28,000. And they are all morons.

You think that's a lot of morons? Did you not see how many votes president Bush was re-elected by? Now THAT's a lot of etc. etc...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Especially since that town in Ohio turned in 4000 for Bush... which was higher than their population. They must have liked him so much that they voted TWICE! Four more beers!

See, the Ukranians don't know how to do it right.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The Futur Ist Here. Run For Your Lives!

Robert Downey, Jr. Releases A CD

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I have here a pack of American flavored cheese food product, pre-sliced, expiration 12/2007, as yet unopened. Excellent condition. To that I add one loaf of Wonder bread (building strong bodies twelve ways) purchased 11/24/2004. Also excellent condition. With these you can grill up an entire squadron of apostles and even the Christ himself! And not only that, they will be fresh enough to eat! Minimum bid is $10,000 - a bargain, considering. Buyer pays shipping. If requested, I will provide one stick of salted butter for the grilling process.

Bidding closes in 10 years.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Talking to Spankling when hungover is a very bad idea.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Make a sam'ich! Get Rich!
Let me know if you can get past step 5 in firefox.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Detriot Man Speaks French Out His Butt!

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I'll take two.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You mean I have to wait 4 to 8 weeks? Ah man!

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Poop.

You've been waiting 19 years, what's another 2 months?

This is just what I would do.

And RE: the blowjob, since when did being sober matter?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

You've been waiting 19 years, what's another 2 months?

Touche.

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Poop.

This is kinda big out here... for radio some is funny.

Major Reasons People Become Homosexual

YEAH!

Kill-joys

Priceless

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I think I know what Spankling is getting the young'uns this year

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Poop.

http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Link to the longest placenames in case you hadn't guessed.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

That went well.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Mary may have been a virgin, but you can still eat her.

cool app that docks your windows in faux-3D.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Catch her at the Bunny Ranch!

How firm are those rotating spikes?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This one's for Ivy.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002