Dedicated to the one *stripper*
i love
*sloppy kiss* and a *gentle hug* for the one and only
*MickeyGeeeeeeeeeeeeee*

You do know if this keeps going they'll accuse us of being one and the same. hehehehe
rofl

Post Traumatic Hisss by theDROOLfool 5-21-04

Butch never had a living soul to love or cherish him growing up. Hi there, Butch...can u play wiff me? New blood invites me to play. There was no way he could capeesh what fair play or dignity was. you hurt me oooooooooh now I have to be nice to da lil weeeeezer! I WAZZ HERE FIRST ! I get to do what I want. yadayad bull session. When the truth hits Butch broadside he has a GREAT need to shut it up and F A S T! ! There was no time to waste. Plain & simple, Butch... don't play ruff. NOW YOU'VE GONE & DONE IT... YER A PAIN IN MY BUTT where I stuff all my defences. Git into the box. DO IT, NOW!

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

stripper friends are a wonderful thing to have in stripcreator's world. Sometimes life gets tuff.

Post Traumatic Drip part 1 by theDROOLfool 5-21-04

Secretly in another part of stripcreator town EvilTwin meets with theDROOLfool to improve his star status. What is it... this time... you want me to say to boost your rateings. shhhhhhhhh let me think a moment. Our contract states we have a five year plan and you don't know what to say. Don't sound like a plan to me. ummmmmmm how can I think with this fool lathering all over me. UGH! EvilTwin, secretly, realigns his duckies in a row. ____ TO BE CONTINUED ____ i think you may have to pay by the minute. i am not pickingUP a good vibe on this biz venture, bro. OK ok... I know what you can say. Tell everyone you don't know me. That should do it...for now. Oh and never call me bro again. GOTit?

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Post Traumatic Drip part 2 by theDROOLfool 5-21-04

All is not well with our fledgling bros in Stripville. In, yet another, secret meeting theDROOLfool does not take to the new accouterments This was not in our contract...my bill has tripled...are you going to honor it. Anything to backtrack the harm you inflicted on my good name. You're name is mudd here! Star status is priority #1...i need the babes and stars are chickMagnets. EvilTwin? Good name? . . . OWS . . . A word of theDROOLfool's good advise ... Chicks are holes in the ground that you pour money into. oh gawwwwwwwww... his mind is leaking again...I better quicken my departure. EvilTwin realizing the meeting has deteriorated into a troublesome position *he panics & looks for the Exit doors. ____TO BE CONTINUED____ Your silence speak so loud i can't hear myself....and how long do i have to wear this mask? Ummmmm not long. I am working on another idea ... Oh, look at the time...Gotta run, now... I forgot I put the icecream in the oven... on high. See ya ... if possible ... maybe ... neva.

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Drool, I hate to say it, but you brought a lot of this on yourself. Dagmar made a pretty harmless comment about losing stars and you just went off on her and in the process, probably lost any potential respect from people who have been here a while.

As for the "old bloods" not liking your comics...well, not everyone is going to like your comics. That's just a fact you'll have to deal with. Now Mikey might be a little abrasive at times, but he's a pretty good guy overall. He just speaks his mind, and sometimes it's needed. You asked for feedback, and he gave it. Like he said, if you wanted positive feedback, you probably should've stated that right off the bat.

And this is just my personal opinion on your comics: The potential for funny is there. A couple earlier ones were ok, but the recent ones stink, mainly because they're just whining about fellow SC members. No offense, but there's not a whole lot of humor in dissing folks here.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

I don't like the way those two comics portray me... They portray me as selfish, greedy and ignorant, when I know that I'm only selfish and greedy.

i have gone to other forums to see if as much chit hits their fans. And...Viola...it does... in all directions. A respecter of no persons.
That ain't my way of having fun. i've always hated to wear shoes and putting on hip boots just to wade thru crap is not my cupOjava.
i am selective to where i post.
Bringing it into my forum is quite another story.
It's totally irresponsible of people who have been here on a regular basis to carry on like they do. It's not just the stupid jargon but trashing people's work when they are just starting out.
How easy it is to pick on a newbie.
You don't know if that is an adult or a kid, either. Who cares if the newbie might be going through hell and came here to get away. Much easier target...one that will runaway or shut their mouth.
Who cares if you are reaffirming what they just heard from their dysfunctional hellish home life.
You play gawwwd screwing with stars.
Making your value judgments useless and a tasteless joke to everyone but your pool of needles.
Why do this? Just another way of tearing kids and newbies down. Easy spoils.
You have a forum for your fights and you still bring it to the newbies' forums. On a whole we newbies are interested in legitimate, constructive critiques.
So why bring your poverty here?
Could it be the old crusties are
Bored To Teared COWARDS ...............
Irresponsible C O W A R D S, at that!
I DO NOT LUMP ALL THE regulars/OLDTIMERS in one sack of chit.
NOPE can't do that.
i have had some great advise from a few regulars.
But there are not as many to go around to the young bloods that come here. This wonderful place that someone created for us to play in is riddle with a few loud altramarooons who show off their lilliputian minds!

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I don't like the way those two comics portray me... They portray me as selfish, greedy and ignorant, when I know that I'm only selfish and greedy.
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Yikes........paid me for your services and i am already falling down on the job. Forgive me masta!

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There ya go my better half.
Maybe it is i who needs your services becuz, afterall, yer the one with the stars...mine shiney example.
If you are up to brown nosing and smelling crap 24/7 you are for hire... lets see a comic that can reinstate a hopeless record of 1 star status.
If caught i will deny this conversation ever took place. *eg*

Post Traumatic Drip part 3 by theDROOLfool 5-22-04

Meanwhile on the other side of the moon, yet another, secret meeting was taking place for ET and tDf. tDf I am not at all pleased with your services yeeeeeeegads what now? I don't like the way those two comics portrayed me. What can you do to make up for this? ummmmmmmmm Borrow from the next store neighbor chimp and donate to stripcreator so i can have the option to delete? Yes that's a start...but They portray me as selfish, greedy and ignorant, when I know that I'm only selfish and greedy....and millions have seen this! Millions? ummmmmmm i think we need to examine my pay scale again. No one said anything about millins!

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CORRECTION TO THE NARRATION. It should read:
Without realizing it the dynamic duo bros had a squirrel sit in on every secret meeting. Like a fly on the wall the lil guy heard it all.

Post Traumatic Drip part 4 by theDROOLfool 5-22-04

Without realizing it the dynamic duo bros had a squirrel sit in on every secret meeting. Like a fly on the wall he lil guy heard it all. gotta nut? ok I can see yer not into the give the bumm a dime pitch. How bout a nut for a star? Seriously...do you think I am going to carry on a conversation with a rat with a big tail. I am not theDROOLfool, even he doesn't know what to do. Ok it's your cyberlife. All you have to do is knock him out of this scene. Them old timers are SICnTIRED of the high pitched whinnnnns that come from his forum. Good Mickey...he has over 200 posts. SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE... that's how they git ya.... I know there's a police officer under that squirrel's disguise. NOT ME I don't fall that easy. I am not the EvilTwin for nothing! Would we ever see an end to all the hooooping and hollllllllering from a newbie called theDROOLfool. Stay tuned as the adventure intensifies. ________TO BE CONTINUED_________ I could even make it look like an accident. I've seen it on a commercial. I just forget what the ad was for. About time they had some of my brothers on TV! So how many nuts is this going to put me out?

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i have gone to other forums to see if as much chit hits their fans. And...Viola...it does... in all directions. A respecter of no persons.
That ain't my way of having fun. i've always hated to wear shoes and putting on hip boots just to wade thru crap is not my cupOjava.
i am selective to where i post.
Bringing it into my forum is quite another story.
It's totally irresponsible of people who have been here on a regular basis to carry on like they do. It's not just the stupid jargon but trashing people's work when they are just starting out.
How easy it is to pick on a newbie.
You don't know if that is an adult or a kid, either. Who cares if the newbie might be going through hell and came here to get away. Much easier target...one that will runaway or shut their mouth.
Who cares if you are reaffirming what they just heard from their dysfunctional hellish home life.
You play gawwwd screwing with stars.
Making your value judgments useless and a tasteless joke to everyone but your pool of needles.
Why do this? Just another way of tearing kids and newbies down. Easy spoils.
You have a forum for your fights and you still bring it to the newbies' forums. On a whole we newbies are interested in legitimate, constructive critiques.
So why bring your poverty here?
Could it be the old crusties are
Bored To Teared COWARDS ...............
Irresponsible C O W A R D S, at that!
I DO NOT LUMP ALL THE regulars/OLDTIMERS in one sack of chit.
NOPE can't do that.
i have had some great advise from a few regulars.
But there are not as many to go around to the young bloods that come here. This wonderful place that someone created for us to play in is riddle with a few loud altramarooons who show off their lilliputian minds!

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Its pretty easy to tell that your comics are not targeted toward an audience with ADHD.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

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i have gone to other forums to see if as much chit hits their fans. And...Viola...it does... in all directions. A respecter of no persons.
That ain't my way of having fun. i've always hated to wear shoes and putting on hip boots just to wade thru crap is not my cupOjava.
i am selective to where i post.
Bringing it into my forum is quite another story.
It's totally irresponsible of people who have been here on a regular basis to carry on like they do. It's not just the stupid jargon but trashing people's work when they are just starting out.
How easy it is to pick on a newbie.
You don't know if that is an adult or a kid, either. Who cares if the newbie might be going through hell and came here to get away. Much easier target...one that will runaway or shut their mouth.
Who cares if you are reaffirming what they just heard from their dysfunctional hellish home life.
You play gawwwd screwing with stars.
Making your value judgments useless and a tasteless joke to everyone but your pool of needles.
Why do this? Just another way of tearing kids and newbies down. Easy spoils.
You have a forum for your fights and you still bring it to the newbies' forums. On a whole we newbies are interested in legitimate, constructive critiques.
So why bring your poverty here?
Could it be the old crusties are
Bored To Teared COWARDS ...............
Irresponsible C O W A R D S, at that!
I DO NOT LUMP ALL THE regulars/OLDTIMERS in one sack of chit.
NOPE can't do that.
i have had some great advise from a few regulars.
But there are not as many to go around to the young bloods that come here. This wonderful place that someone created for us to play in is riddle with a few loud altramarooons who show off their lilliputian minds!

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This topic has ceased to be amusing reading of the head-shaking variety and has now gotten really boring. Come on, people! More angst! More snide remarks! I'm counting on you.

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Blue is the color of victory.

Thanks, nite.

I'm not going to slap you because you have got to just shrug it off, which is something I haven't done yet.

It's not even worth it anymore. He's got a lot of subcutaneous rage and projects it.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Niteowl doesn't know how to spell N-I-G-H-T! HA!!!!!

Now that's some good comedy.

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I think, therefore I make comments on a forum.

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Thanks, nite.

I'm not going to slap you because you have got to just shrug it off, which is something I haven't done yet.

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You are so mean, Cowtipper. :(

CowTipper! >:( Quit being mean to NiteOwl! Don't make me slap you with the fish again!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Cheese fries for everyone!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

YAAAY CHEESE FRIES! Thanks Mikey!

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Hi all

Just wanted to say hi from the bottom end of Africa (South Africa, to be precise) Discovered this great site by accident this morning, and have been happily venting my angst and anger in various ways making the strips. Still getting the hang of this, and I've only made a few strips sofar - but take a look if you like.. Yes I know, they're probably crap - but hey, they made me feel good while making them, so.. :)

all the best

Ian

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Hi all

Just wanted to say hi from the bottom end of Africa (South Africa, to be precise) Discovered this great site by accident this morning, and have been happily venting my angst and anger in various ways making the strips. Still getting the hang of this, and I've only made a few strips sofar - but take a look if you like.. Yes I know, they're probably crap - but hey, they made me feel good while making them, so.. :)

all the best

Ian

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Hi all

Just wanted to say hi from the bottom end of Africa (South Africa, to be precise) Discovered this great site by accident this morning, and have been happily venting my angst and anger in various ways making the strips. Still getting the hang of this, and I've only made a few strips sofar - but take a look if you like.. Yes I know, they're probably crap - but hey, they made me feel good while making them, so.. :)

all the best

Ian

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Hi all

Just wanted to say hi from the bottom end of Africa (South Africa, to be precise) Discovered this great site by accident this morning, and have been happily venting my angst and anger in various ways making the strips. Still getting the hang of this, and I've only made a few strips sofar - but take a look if you like.. Yes I know, they're probably crap - but hey, they made me feel good while making them, so.. :)
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Hey, Ian_Fraser, i really like your sense of humor.
What a kewl idea it would be to have newspapers set up something where ppl could send in comics, like they do here. Yours, most definetly, would be a favorite with the readers. i'm sure of it.
i put you on my favorite list sooo keep your ideas/comics ...they're great.

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

Is there anyone who will help the newbie make it to non newbie status? Will humanity ever catch up to their technology. Only time will tell.

Post Traumatic Drip part 5 by theDROOLfool 5-25-04

Not a peep was heard from theDOOLfool's corner for days. Got my nuts! I need to see some evidence you got rid of theDROOLINGfool. Are ya kiddin? Silence is more proof then a body needs. DO I LOOK THAT DUMB. LOOK above.... he just posted to an IAN dood. NO peanuts for you my furry comrade. Unaware of theDROOLfools change in plans the two continued their dastardly arrangements.... ________TO_ BE_ CONTINUED________ Ok how about a nut for the each day he doesn't show his drooling face. HELP ME OUT HERE i'm jonsing! In yer buttery peanutty dreams. Now bring me the fool's head or the deals off.

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theDROOLfool drooooooools

Dedicated to all the antediluvians out there who hate my gutts. ewwwwwwwww up against the wall ....we know who you are!

Post Traumatic Drooool by theDROOLfool 5-29-04

Meanwhile outside The Blue Flamingo Disco Lounge the line was forming early. sOMeOne tell that old bird she got her mammals mixed up So what's wrong with your pecker? Don't even go there!

Will he ever leave...you ask. When he gets good and ready to or when he gets tired and lays down that dayum Thesaurus. Whichever comes first...you do the math.

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