crabby, that Aqua Tobor thing is scarier than you realize. Click away.

Here is an absolutely shocking strip that I made in one of my "no ideas, but must make comics" moods.

This is the best strip ever:

The TV is satanic by Pyaemia 5-30-01

Why the TV is satanic I do not seem to have a penis. Perhaps I can help you. Will this do? Maybe this will help... The TV reveals the past AHAHHAHAHHAAA I CUT MY WEENIE OFF I am your former penis

No! Not you too!

No! Not you too!

hey no slaging i am an 11 year old and mi girlfriend just left me so i am suicidall. I am sorry that is why i am pants.

What I did yesterday. by kramer_vs_kramer 10-16-01

Now, I want you to install this new toilet seat. Yes boss! Hmmm, let's see if this has the desired effect. Later... So, do you now accept toilet seats as our ultimate masters? Not really. And I still don't see the point in putting one in your car.

I didn't know you could actually be a toilet seat-installer by profession.

Oh yeah, it's a challenging job. I didn't study for four hard years at uni to do any old crap job. Nope, toilet seat installing is where it's at. Although, as we speak, I have a toilet paper holder and a towel rail on my desk that also need put up. But I think I'll leave that to someone else because frankly I can't be arsed. I want to go for lunch but I can't until Marti Pellow's management phone me back. Dammit!

You keep your desk in your bathroom?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Heres my newest crappy comic for all my adoring fans.

THIRSTY BEATNIK GETS AN F by crabby 10-17-01

Hey boy where yous hall pass ima finna rite you up for a detention home boy. Hey bro you need to chill out. I was just thirsty being a BEATNIK and all. Give me a break. I cannot lie you need a hall pass boy I no wanna make GOD mad cause hes my homie GOD dont like no lies brother, Don't live your life for god brother you gotta live it for yourself. Are you familiar with the works of Albert Camus he has some facinating views on these theories. You damn BEATNIKS you always thirsty and needing something to drink and shit yall needs to star getting some MOFING hall passes AIGHT; Chill out bro all this stress is good enough for your heart bro.

I'm thinking about going on with the THIRSTY BEATNIK serious. I think I got about another 5 or 6 panels of jokes with this story alone.

Today the news said to microwave your mail. I don't think this is safe. Anyway, that's my inspiration for this crappy gem:

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RUMORS OF AQUA TOBOR ARE SPREADING by crabby 10-17-01

Have you heard about AQUA TOBOR? I hear he's twice as ruthless as TOBOR ever was. I hear kaufman cross bred za piranha and a sea lion to make him. He's trying to make a name for himself in the fish community and he thought this was the best way. He's using him as hired muscle of some sort I'm worried he may send AQUA TOBOR after us. We are high profile characters. If he wanted to attack Strip Creator he'd go for a serious landmark like the default Asian Girls. RAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!!!!!! Oh sweet zombie Jesus, I'm about to be cornholed by the ruthless AQUA TOBOR!!!!!!!!!

But wouldn't Itohg be a better name for Aqua Tobor?

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Really? Why didn't you put any in the first strip? *evil grin*

Doctor Kaufman, you are truly a colossal geek.

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So, he's been making balloon animals out of what he thought was money? What kind of beer were they drinking?
:}

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Is it wrong? I don't think so...

I meant to put it like that, seriously. Anyway, here is my newest comic miniseries.

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What, you think no one here reads Dilbert?

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

SHUT UP. i only borrowed the second one. the rest are mine.

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I laughed my ass off at this one. I think it's a good one, but then again I've fallen on my head a few times so what do I know.

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The third panel narration was pointless, but it was kind of almost halfway okay otherwise. I'm amazed that you still have fun putting me in strips, though.

For future reference, I'm more likely to ask for "the one where the pre-teen lesbians get fucked by the tenticles."

Dammit, stop with the making offputting suggestions for my comix, I was just beginning to get my appetite back fromt the "did you remember to wear a condom when you fucked your little friend stan in the ass" deal.

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This is my first fart joke, and the first comic I made with the asiangirls in it besides the one I made the day before yesterday about wirthling.

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My new edition to comic convention, Drexle, thought you might like this. Also I put some special feature crap. This post is like a dvd.

First Edition

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The third panel narration was pointless, but it was kind of almost halfway okay otherwise. I'm amazed that you still have fun putting me in strips, though.

For future reference, I'm more likely to ask for "the one where the pre-teen lesbians get fucked by the tenticles."

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AQUA TOBOR 4 SALE by crabby 10-25-01

My pussy needs to be fed, I'm prepared to sell the AQUA TOBOR technology to the highest bidder! RAAAARRRR!!!!!! MUST AQUA CORNHOLE!!!!!!!!! I will give you salvation in exchange for the AQUA TOBOR technology. Twelve dollars and forty seven cents. The queen is prepared to offer you a summer home in Nebraska. BRO THIS WHOLE AQUA TOBORTHING IS FREAKIN ME OUT MAN YOUR TELLING ME HE CAN CORNHOLE UNDER WATER!! THATS LIKE SOOO FAR OUT MAKES ME WISH I WAS FISH THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT BEING THIRSTY!!!

AQUA TOBOR SOLD!!!!!!!!! by crabby 10-25-01

AQUA TOBOR please don't make this harder than it has to be. Just go with your new owner and be as loyal to him as you always were to me. RAAAAARRRR!!!!!! MUST AQUA CORNHOLE!!!!!!!! I've briefed you on your mission AQUA TOBOR now do as your told. RAAARRRRR!!!!! AQUA TOBOR MUST DO JESUS' BIDING!!!!!!! DEAR GOD, I've been cornholed! Success!!!!