I got this spelling of Daler Mehndi's name from his website, so I'm assuming it's correct. Thanks. :- )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Although Gabe is still my hero, my vote goes to bunnerabb.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

You remind me of the babe
What babe?
The babe with the power?
What power?

Power of Punjabi Magic!!!

I gotta go with gabe this time... but damn if I don't want one of those genetically enginered tomatoes of my own.

bunnerabb

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I've been MIA for a couple of days working. Sorry. I'll have a comic up here by tonight.

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Mastubating In Alley

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Is this the round where it's strategic to vote off the strongest link so I don't have to face him in the finals, or is that next round?

Dudes, I'm having a lot of trouble deciding whose was ever-so-slightly better, but in the interest of getting things moving, I must pick. I vote for bunnerabb.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Isn't that every round?

Mistar Gabriel gets meh vote

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

GABE!

I vote for Yannick.

Could someone call the French and tell them to stop rapping? We need to ship some ganstas over there to 'puttez les caps dans les asses'.

[Click to view comic: 'Yannick!']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Shame you don't have a vote, then.

I think Yannick still beats Europop.

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I vote for Yannick.

Could someone call the French and tell them to stop rapping? We need to ship some ganstas over there to 'puttez les caps dans les asses'.

[Click to view comic: 'Yannick!']

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"French People Piss Me Off"

Never was a truer word spoken. Apart from

"RAAR. TOBOR CORNHOLE!"

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Shame you don't have a vote, then.

I think Yannick still beats Europop.

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Yeh , sucks to be me.

And Yannick loses to the dulcet , Europop tones of certain italian artists , such as Gigi D'Alessio.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Isn't that every round?

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No - I would get past the first round more often if that were true. I'll have to vote for gabe as most likely to finish off the donkey wirthling started on. But for the comic, I'm voting Bunner-man.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Splat! bunner it is.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

My vote is for Gabealicious.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

bunner's abs.

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This is not my empire.

gabe.

Both good as everyone said. I just liked the imploding farmer.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Good lord. Couldn't one of us have just taken a whallop? I can't stand suspense!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

It's a horse race, yo.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

bunnerabb

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Gabe

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"I know how toast works."

bunnergabe

oops... I already voted.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I count 7-5 in favour of Bunner, but no clear majority and two votes outstanding - no vote from Skagg or Habnem. Incidentally Kev, you're not eligible to vote. In this cup, only those who were competitors in round one can vote. So... I could let it run for another six hours (ie. at least ten hours, as I am slightly drunk and planning to crash until midday or so) and see if these two vote, but the only possible results are a win for Bunner or a tie. On the other hand, I could split the two uncast votes, and give it to Bunner now, or... just be a big nasty Cup tyrant and declare Bunner the winner now.

...and that is precisely that I am going to do. To keep the Cup moving (and stop myself going past my own deadline) I am declaring bunnerabb the winner of this match. Sorry Gabe! :(

[u]Standings[/u]
Gabe
vs - - - - - - Bunner wins.
Bunnerabb

Habnem
vs - - - - - - wins.
Kaufman

Drexle vs Chicka (with rules from Dan and Dougan)

LadyJ vs Wirthling (with rules from Flickguy and Skagg)

Financial News - Today Hab Nem Inc, the wildly successful startup company that has seen its directors go from rags to rolling around naked in mounds of cash in just a few short months, launched a hostile takeover bid to gain a controlling share of Kaufman and Katt Ltd, the respected blue-chip technology and pet care company. The three members of the Strip Creator Business Regulatory Board were quick to make a statement, placing the following strictures on the manoeuvre:

Spankling: Use any character or prop to represent any female character from any televised Star Trek episode, including (but not limited to) female computer voices.

ObiJo: At least one panel must have no dialogue or thought bubbles in it. As Douglas Adams once said, once our mouths stop moving, our brains start working, or something like that.

DexX: Hey, I've had a fun night of drinking, so use a bit of that theme - at least one person in your strip must be either drunk or seriously hung-over.

Timeframe rules as per the usual...

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crikey, and me not being a star trek fan. or having even really ever seen the show, for that matter... well, better get moving.

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