I think TBZ meant to mention this match is between JrnymnScyess and evil_DMSO. :)

Faster than a new sub_m7 thread!

Tag-Team Cup ]|[: Door to Door by Scyess 11-07-02

I'm just a God-fearing man. I don't need any of your crazy contraptions! But sir! I have vacuum cleaners! They're top of the line! I also have magazine subscriptions! I have EZ-Lube and whiffleball bats! Lube and Whiffle-what bats? What would I do with them? This...? OH, GOD! Get that out of your ass! That's disgusting! Look, I'll do anything you want, just take it out! Take it out! Thank you, Mr. Dog on a Ball... I've just found my true calling -- I'm going to be a POLICE INTERROGATOR! Thank you, and here's your bat back. Keep it.

Did I mention how fast we were?

Wow! What an expedient team! What a brilliant set of comics! I'm going to cast my vote in advance for JrnymnScyess.

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"Old" is the old new.

I hate you all.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

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**chirp chirp**

Feel free to post comics, DMSO and evil_d.

We're working on it. Slowly.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Christ. Obijo judges Comic Contests quicker than this.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm just worried that this thread will drop off page 1 of the forum before reaching a conclusion.

I think its sticky .... like Tobor after an all night Gabefest.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

The creation of normal contests is outpacing the progress of this one at a rate that makes the possibility of it dropping off the page not entirely unlikely.

I'm pretty sure that's what andydougan meant. :)

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I don't know if DMSO is alive, but if he is, he can follow this.

TTCC3: Justice miscarried in 30 minutes or it's free by evil_d 11-12-02

Years in the past.... Landshark. I mean, door-to-door salesman. Which is worse? Listen up, kid. I've got just what you always wanted even though you never knew it. It's a brand-new "Junior Police Inspector" kit, only $199.99. It better be more fun than that Junior Chemist set I got for my birthday. Oh hell yeah. Blowing off family members' limbs only lasts a few minutes, but a good prison term will last 'em fifteen to twenty years! I'll go rustle up my Dad's credit card.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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Dad was flammable

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You and evil_d are at bat again. He's made a strip for
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So......?

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Dad was flammable

Its a forfeit. Now can we please get on with the part where myself and Dan lose horrifically to whoever we are up against.

Thank you and good night!

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I'm not sure whether that's actually his e-mail address. It bounced my mail too, when I tried a week or two ago. Then I tried the one I'd used for him before and it went through. Only he hasn't responded yet, obviously. So, I don't know.

Don't really care, either. Let's just do whatever will make the people happiest.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Send everyone ice cream.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I wonder what would have happened if Kaufman and Little Sqirrel had won the last tag-team cup.

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Dad was flammable

I feel fear when I look at the future/upcoming matches in the bracket. Looks like carnage incarnate.

ScyessNate advances to Round 3.

Match 9 (I think): Kajun7 vs. Kevin Keegans Dan

Your mission: Show us some of Yablonski's hilarious antics at the police academy.

Your rules: Being that this competition is the most disorganised thing ever created, I'm not totally certain which rules haven't been used. So let me know if we've already had these. From kaufman and ladyj respectively:
1. All words (including title) must begin with consonants.
2. Use the full titles of 5 different movies in the dialogue of the strip, as seamlessly as possible.

I don't think we'll bother with a time limit.

Please confirm if this is 5 movie titles per strip , or over the course of both strips, as that rule is a tad vague.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Oh yeah, sorry.

Hmm.

I'm feeling magnanimous, so let's call it 5 movie titles in all, over the course of both strips.

Bastard rules together, given that the consonant rule knocks out shitloads of movie titles. LadyJ, let's meet in a few hours and buy each other a drink ;D

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Yablonksi: Journey to Success. by KajunFirefly 11-18-02

Right, Yablonski, here's your first test, give me 5 press-ups. Rocky 1, Rocky 2, Rocky 3, Rocky 4, Rocky 5, there! Very good. Now, lets say you're talking to someone who produces what looks like something which could be considered dangerous, like weapons. What do you do? Leave the room, then set fire to the building. Do you give me guns now?

TTC3- The postman shoots twice by lara7 11-19-02

Graduation Day... Congrats, Yablonski! You've won THE SWEETEST THING we bestow to graduates: Magna Cum Laude! Big deal! Yablonski's feeling GUN CRAZY! Give me my weapons- Now! Wish things were so simple, Yablonski. School rules state that THE GRADUATE must pass background checks before receiving weapons. Grr! You're making me want to SCREAM! Geez, most folks who like guns that much join the postal service rather than the police squad. Duh, JACKASS. Thought you knew that was my prior career. Why do you think police work was my second choice?

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.