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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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feetforears vs blue 001 by Drexle
3-29-04
Yo yo yo, check me out bro! I gots feet for ears!
Wow! That's amazing! But you know what?
What's dat, dawg?
I have multiple poses.
I... I...
Yes!!! Take that, feet for ears!

feetforears vs blue 002 by Drexle
3-29-04
Sigh... it appears that you have bested me in this contest of coolness.
Really? Wait, what happened to your bad ghetto dialect?
Oh... well you see, I've just been trying on new gimmics lately. Trying to break out of my usual typecast.
I can appreciate that.
No... no, I'm afraid you can't, Mr. "I have lots and lots of poses, so I don't have to rely on one-off gags for humor."
Dude, chiil. It's not so bad. I mean, I'd love to have the kind of fame you've had in your tenure here.

feetforears vs blue 003 by Drexle
3-29-04
Well Little Boy Blue, as it just so happens, I could make you famous if you'd like.
Really? How? I mean, I'm already one of the most famous and beloved characters in my own right. I've been used like nobody's business ever since I arrived.
Wait... I don't think I like the look in your eyes.
BE SHURE TO SHEW TH RAPPORTERS YOURE BLKAC EYS A ND BLODDY ANIS!
HEEEEPL POLEECE! ITS RAPPE!

feetforears vs blue 004 by Drexle
3-29-04
Ah! That was fun! I think I'll watch a little post-coital television.
This just in, beloved character "blue" was brutally sexually assaulted earlier today.
That's right, John. His doctors say that he is expected to make a full physical recovery, but is being sent for psychiatric evaluation.
Scr0e!
Coming up next, our shocking exposee on gravitons and the rotor turbines that generate them.

feetforears vs blue 005 by Drexle
3-29-04
Why look at that! It's a couple of my admirers! I think I'll go over and give them a surprise!
So, did you hear about the blue kid?
Yeah... poor guy...

4-25-04 12:47pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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feetforears vs blue 006 by Drexle
3-29-04
Wha??? Poor kid?
Yeah... what's wrong with that feet for ears freak? Does he really think he's funny?
Seriously! I mean, it's not like he's done a single funny thing in this whole series!

feetforears vs blue 007 by Drexle
3-29-04
But I... But I AM funny!
When will he ever learn that humor comes from within? And not from some silly gimmick?
Indeed!

feetforears vs blue 008 by Drexle
3-29-04
ILL SHAW EWE WAHT ELSE CUMS FORM THE INS SIDE!
Well, speak of the Devil.
Oh... it's you.

feetforears vs blue 009 by Drexle
3-29-04
Aren't you guys going to play along?
Look... you desperately need some new ideas.
Yeah, you're going to have to strive for something totally new and unheard of.
Hmm... new and unheard of? I know! IL L RAPPE TOO BIRDS WHITH ONE BONEE!!!

feetforears vs blue 010 by Drexle
3-29-04
Meanwhile...
I'm here today with Blue from Kaddar. How is your recovery coming along?
Well, all things considered, it's going well. I just wish the nightmares would stop...
I see. And what do you think of your attacker now?
I don't know... I used to be a big fan of his work. I think he could be really funny if he just stood on his own two ears and gave up the gimmicks.
What would you do if he came after you again? Are you ever afriad?
Well you see, if that were to happen, I have this rap-proof suit. I'm not really worried.

4-25-04 12:50pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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feetforears vs blue 011 by Drexle
3-30-04
...I've got this rap-proof suit, so I'm not really worried.
That son of a bitch!
A rap-proof suit? That's amazing!
I can't believe this!
It sure is! The wonders of science will never cease... OH GOD! I'M HAVING FLASHBACKS! HEEEPLE!!!
He even gets wardrobe changes!!!

feetforears vs blue 012 by Drexle
4-01-04
This is awful...
I'm totally outclassed.
What in the world am I going to do?
Hey man, do you know where the Finntroll gig is? I hear the Smoking Manholes are opening for them.

feetforears vs blue 013 by Drexle
4-01-04
Woah, the Smoking Manholes are back together?
Yeah. I heard that they're playing the Honeypot, but I can't find it on this street.
Oh, that place. Yeah, I know where you're talking about. When does the show start?
It should be starting any minute now
Hey man, where are you going? Wait up!!!

feetforears vs blue 014 by Drexle
4-01-04
Damn! The place is packed!!!
Wow... look at all the people spilling out of the door... Hey wait, how is that blonde kid in the blue shirt getting in?
WHAT?! Where? Where is he?
He just flashed something at the bouncer, and walked straight in the door. Jeez, I wish I had an in with the bands like that.
Are you okay? I think I see a blood vessel about to burst in your forehead.

feetforears vs blue 015 by Drexle
4-08-04
Hmmm? What is this?
I can't believe this! We haven't even lifted a finger in this whole series and already the loser is losing!
Yeah, 'cause he's a loserly loser!
I don't understand why I was the one who had let it have sex with me, though... I mean, look at him! He's not even wearing clothes!
Hey, just because I'm secure in my bodily image does not mean that I'll fuck anything that comes along!

4-25-04 12:53pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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feetforears vs blue 016 by Drexle
4-08-04
Is that even within the rules?
So you guys know the plan right... The Smoking Manholes are his favorite band. If one of you sees him, give the signal so that we can jump him.
But but but but... what if he rapps me again?!
You should have worn your Anti-Rapping suit. It's guaranteed effective against both sexual assault, and urban ghetto music.
Hey guys! Look! There he is!

feetforears vs blue 017 by Drexle
4-08-04
Damn, that guy's fast for a man who has hands for feet!
But he can't outrun us for ever! Let's get him!
Come back here, I'll show you what a true rapping is!
EEEEEP! NO RAPP! NO RAPP!

feetforears vs blue 018 by Drexle
4-08-04
What are those sextuplets chasing the little blue guy around for?
That is so not a fair fight.
They don't stand a chance against him.

feetforears vs blue 019 by Drexle
4-08-04
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
He went around that corner! Get him!
Hmmm...

feetforears vs blue 020 by Drexle
4-23-04
This way, guys! I saw him go this way!
CLOTHESLINE!!!
OOOOOF!!!!
Which way? Where is he?!
Hmm...
Ow...

4-25-04 12:55pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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feetforears vs blue 021 by Drexle
4-23-04
Where is he?
I don't know, I can hardly see for the glare on this helmet!
Wait, something's not right.
Hey what happened to number 4? Why is he laying in a bloody heap over there?
Him? It's a little something I like to call...

feetforears vs blue 022 by Drexle
4-23-04
CLOTHESLINE!!!
Gah!
My helmet!
My hair!
My spleen!

feetforears vs blue 023 by Drexle
4-23-04
Hmmph.
Excuse me sir, have you seen a guy with feet for ears, and five other guys who look like me? I'm afraid I...
Why yes, I think I have seen your friends. They're right here.
Eep!
Awww! Come back! I'm not done yet!

feetforears vs blue 024 by Drexle
4-23-04
*pant! pant! Wheeze!*
I... I can't run any farther...
I'm doomed...

feetforears vs blue 025 by Drexle
4-23-04
This... this is the end...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I have rapped many a bich, and seksed many a hoar... it was a good life....

4-25-04 12:57pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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feetforears vs blue 026 by Drexle
4-23-04
I'm ready for my fate...
Yep. Any time now.

feetforears vs blue 027 by Drexle
4-23-04
Where the fuck did they go?

feetforears vs blue 028 by Drexle
4-25-04
EEEP! I don't want to be clotheslined!!!
!!!
SLAM!!!
Ooof!
Argh!
Groan!!!
Well, well... look at that! Haven't I met you before? Author, give me a bloody splat. 'Cause its uncunsensual sex teim you fukin bich of a hoar!

feetforears vs blue 029 by Drexle
4-25-04
Later...
Hey, you.
Hmmm?
I heard from those asian girls what you did back there. They were watching the whole time.
Oh? Well... it was nothing.
Look man, if there's anything I can do for you...
As a matter of fact, I think there is.

feetforears vs blue 030 - fin by Drexle
4-25-04
The next day...
Hey, Maura.
Oh, hi there.
Listen, I was wondering if you wanted to come with me to see...
No.
mai coke in y oure twat, yo slutt!!!
NOOOOOOE!

The winner -- feetforears

4-25-04 1:01pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Christ!!!

4-25-04 1:47pm (new)
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Drexle
Your Cure for Lameness

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Yes?

4-25-04 1:55pm (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

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And with that, Round 2 comes to an end.

32 of the 128 characters remain, each having survived two tests. And now sixteen strippers will whittle the field in half again.

I present to you the Round 3 Assignments:

[list][*]attitudechicka Roger (wigu) vs. Littlegirl (threereasons)
[*]BigEvilDan: Spankling (forumusers) vs. Owl (submitted)
[*]boinky33: Attitudechicka (forumusers) vs. Satan (dexx)
[*]crabby: Zoe (wigu) vs. Penguin (kofightclub)
[*]Drexle: Witch (holiday) vs. Redrobot (dieselsweeties)
[*]evild: Brad (forumusers) vs. Skeleton (dexx)
[*]fuzzyman: Alien 1/2 (kaddar) vs. Neovid (forumusers)
[*]habnem: Cowboy (threereasons) vs. Killersquirrel (kofightclub)
[*]ivytheplant: Descolada (forumusers) vs. Jesus (threereasons)
[*]jes_lawson: Squirrel (pennyarcade) vs. Boorite (forumusers)
[*]KajunFirefly: Gabebillings (forumusers) vs. Redfish (dexx)
[*]kramer_vs_kramer: Dexx (forumusers) vs. Boozer (wigu)
[*]MikeyG: Cow (kaddar) vs. Jon (goats)
[*]mmyers: Kaufman (forumusers) vs. Horse (submitted)
[*]TheGovernor: Drexle (forumusers) vs. Feetforears (threereasons)
[*]umfumdisi: Bigevildan (forumusers) vs. Tyler (kofightclub)[/list]

Complete brackets up to this point are here

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4-25-04 7:32pm (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Attitudechicka vs. Satan 1 by boinky33
4-25-04
Everthing's $1
Is this only a dollar?
Yes, you big dummy!
Everthing's $1
RAAAAAH!!!!
What the....?
Everthing's $1
Is this egg beater only a dollar?
 :O 

Attitudechicka vs. Satan 2 by boinky33
4-25-04
Everything's $1
Who in the Hell are you?
You just said it! HAHAHAHA!
Everything's $1
SATAN? Oh no! What have I done?
Oh, nothing. I just came to buy a few things for a party I'm having later.
Everything's $1
Okay....what do you need?
Can I use your helium tank to blow up my ballons?

Attitudechicka vs. Satan 3 by boinky33
4-27-04
Everything's $1
I'm sorry, no. The company that provides our helium only provides it for their balloons.
What? How dare you! It's because I'm red, isn't it?
Everything's $1
Sir, you are causing a scene. I have to ask you to leave.
That's it! Take this!
Everything's $1
AHhHhH!!!!
mu ha ha ha ha!!!!

Attitudechicka vs. Satan 4 by boinky33
4-27-04
Everything's $1
Hey! You transformed me into a duck! Change me back right now!
Okay.
Everything's $1
Everything's $1
AHHH!!! GOD NO!!!!!!
MU HA HA HA!

Attitudechicka vs. Satan 5 by boinky33
4-27-04
One hour later....
Okay, I just had enough of this!
What are you gonna do? Give me frostbite? HA HA HA!
No, I'm going to rip up your membership card!
What? No! You can't do that to me! This is where I get my lotion!
Then change me back!
Fine. Fine, you win....

4-27-04 5:12am (new)
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boinky33
I'm with stupid ^

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Attitudechicka vs. Satan 6 by boinky33
4-27-04
Satan, I hope you learned a valuble lesson.
Yes. Yes, I did. I learned that being evil is bad!
This calls for a celebration! I'll go get the brie!
Hooray!
On her way, Chicka stepped on some faulty wiring and died....
.........

SATAN WINS!

4-27-04 5:13am (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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I thought I'd already been knocked off? Well, my character anyway. Maybe I misunderstood comic in the last round.

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Mediocrity at its most average.
4-27-04 9:03am (new)
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MikeyG
Shoots the shit and often misses

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Sorry, mmyers. You know I love you.

Cow vs. Jon 1 by MikeyG
4-27-04
Hey, aren't you the avatar that usually represents StripCreator impresario mmyers?
Why, yes. Yes I am.
I've always been attracted to celebrities.
Well, I wouldn't exactly consider myself a celebrity.
Well, I only give SuperCowtongue Blowjobs to celebrities.
Try not to get blinded by my star power.

Cow vs. Jon 2 by MikeyG
4-27-04
Was it good for you?
Yes, but...
But what?
I think you may have sucked too hard.
Why do you say that?
My ass appears to have become a null vortex.

Cow vs. Jon 3 by MikeyG
4-27-04
I've created a black hole in your ass?
Yes, there is now a black hole in my ass.
What are you going to do?
I'm not sure, but I've really got to fart.
Well, your ass was kind of a bottomless pit before, I hear, so now it's just eating space and time as well.
Yeah, it's a good thing my ass is used to the importing and exporting of lots of mass.

Cow vs. Jon 4 by MikeyG
4-27-04
Maybe if you farted, it would negate the effect of the black hole!
Let's give it a shot!
Don't aim the black hole towards me!!! Noooooooo!
Oops! Sorry, I have a reflexive habit of farting on the person next to me.
*SCHWUMP!*
no o o o o o o o .....
*poot*

Jon/mmyers wins!

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4-27-04 10:53am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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There was a tagline to Attitudechicka vs. Ranger which explained why your character won. Which is irrelevant now seeing as boinky's seen to that.

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4-27-04 1:57pm (new)
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attitudechicka
is never bored.

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I'm sorry, I just couldn't do it.
SCBR: First Ever Forfeit by A_Chicka
4-28-04
I can't fight you. You're just a little girl.
Yes, but I'm strong of will.
I'm sorry, this is wrong. I forfeit.
Wuss.
Yeah, but what are ya gonna do?

And apparently, neither could A_Chicka.

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Mediocrity at its most average.
4-28-04 9:46pm (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Sorry, mmyers. You know I love you.

Cow vs. Jon 1 by MikeyG
4-27-04
Hey, aren't you the avatar that usually represents StripCreator impresario mmyers?
Why, yes. Yes I am.
I've always been attracted to celebrities.
Well, I wouldn't exactly consider myself a celebrity.
Well, I only give SuperCowtongue Blowjobs to celebrities.
Try not to get blinded by my star power.

Cow vs. Jon 2 by MikeyG
4-27-04
Was it good for you?
Yes, but...
But what?
I think you may have sucked too hard.
Why do you say that?
My ass appears to have become a null vortex.

Cow vs. Jon 3 by MikeyG
4-27-04
I've created a black hole in your ass?
Yes, there is now a black hole in my ass.
What are you going to do?
I'm not sure, but I've really got to fart.
Well, your ass was kind of a bottomless pit before, I hear, so now it's just eating space and time as well.
Yeah, it's a good thing my ass is used to the importing and exporting of lots of mass.

Cow vs. Jon 4 by MikeyG
4-27-04
Maybe if you farted, it would negate the effect of the black hole!
Let's give it a shot!
Don't aim the black hole towards me!!! Noooooooo!
Oops! Sorry, I have a reflexive habit of farting on the person next to me.
*SCHWUMP!*
no o o o o o o o .....
*poot*

Jon/mmyers wins!

That was a thing of beauty. As of yesterday, my ass became a portal to an anti-matter universe.

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4-29-04 11:30am (new)
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mmyers
Passing through.

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Kaufman vs Horse (1) by mmyers
4-29-04
This is a beautiful little farm, isn't it Mr Punnels? I think we're going to be just fine here, yes I do.
Pardon kind sir, but I am a horse. And it seems to me that you have a barn and no horse. I would like to offer my services to be your horse.
Hmm, what do you think, Mr. Punnels? Do you think he's 'nagging' me, or do you think he's a-questrian for a nice place to live?
'Kay...um...is that a yes?
I'd hate to saddle you with bad news, so I guess you're a horse shoe-in.
I'll go get my stuff.

Kaufman vs Horse (2) by mmyers
4-30-04
murmur-murmur-murmur-murmur....
No Mom, I'm fine. I've found a job at a farm. I've got a barn and everything.
murmur-murmur-murmur...
Um, he seems OK. Maybe a little weird. I get the feeling...
*Gasp*
Get what feeling?! I'm sorry, I couldn't help but listening to your conversation while climbing under the floorboards of the barn. Please, come eat dinner with us.

Kaufman vs Horse (3) by mmyers
4-30-04
Oh, is that your house up on the hill there? It looks very, um, quaint.
Oh my, yes. Very quaint. A little dry, perhaps, but nice all the same. I try to dehumidify it, but it appears I arid. Heh-heh-heh.
Ah, a pun. You seem to enjoy the puns.
Honestly, they're for Mr. Punnels, my cat. They calm him, keep him sane. Would you like some lotion, you know, for the dryness of the house?
Uh, I'm a horse so I don't really suffer from dry skin very often.
It puts on the lotion to help it pun. It does this whenever it is told. (pause) Whoever wants hot dogs, follow me?!

Kaufman vs Horse (4) by mmyers
4-30-04
Before we eat, you simply must come look at my collection of vintage paintings. I'm sure you'll find my art artistic and my crafts crafty. Heh-heh-heh.
I'm not much of an art fan. You know, I should probably be turning in and...
I said "You simply MUST come see it" I didn't say "You simply MIGHT come see it" or "You simply should TURN ME DOWN for seeing it!"
Allright already, allright already, let's go look at the fucking art then.
I'm a big art fan, both Garfunkle and paintings. Heh-heh-heh.
I'm getting that impression.

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mmyers
Passing through.

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Kaufman vs Horse (5) by mmyers
4-30-04
AH, here it is. My most prized piece. It's an original painting done by Vincent Van Gauge in Sept of 1969. It's my dead wife and I when we were married.
What the...who the...that's the...?
That's right, my dead wife in the picture looks just like you!!! You might just say I'm caught be-twin you! Heh-heh-heh.
Jesus Christ! 1969? How long have you been carrying that cat around??

Kaufman vs Horse (6) by mmyers
4-30-04
Yes, and now that you've sen that picture, there's only one thing left to do! Heh-heh-heh.
No, no, you can't mean...please don't! I'm too young to die!
Insert plot twist here.
And that's what really happened and why I was pretending to be so creepy. Sorry I had to fool you like that.
Wow, that was such a crazy plot twist. I totally thought you were evil. Heh-heh-heh.

Kaufman vs Horse (7) by mmyers
4-30-04
Well that was an interesting couple of days but I guess it's time for me to move on.
Of course. Oh, one last thing before I forget...
Insert senseless plot twist here.
I have been stabbed. I'm dying...you have plot twisted me, Ken Kaufman...you have plot twisted me! *dies*
Come Mr. Punnels. The horse and pony show is coming and we have to make plans. Never again shall I be the victim of foul horse play. Heh-heh-heh.

Kaufman vs Horse (fin) by mmyers
4-30-04
Insert random plot twist here. The horse is struck by lightning, comes back to life and vows revenge.
Needless plot twist. We find out that Kaufman knew all along that all horses are evil.
Final plot twist. All of the horses come together to help Kaufman and he realizes that all horses aren't bad, just that horse in particular.
That comic had more twists than a Chubbie Checker concert.

I'd like to thank Hollywood for inspiring my spine tingling conclusion to this battle. Kaufman wins.

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4-30-04 9:59am (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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I'm looking forward to Drexle Vs Feetforears.

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5-01-04 2:21am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Squirrell Vs. Boorite (1) by jes_lawson
4-30-04
I'll bet the dumb fuck's forgotten to show up.

Squirrell Vs. Boorite (2) by jes_lawson
4-30-04
HOLD IT! WAIT!
Look, I don't know where Boorite's got to, he hasn't called me or anything!
Says in my contract if he doesn't show up within 3 strips I win by default!

Squirrell Vs. Boorite (3) by jes_lawson
4-30-04
Where in the name of relational databases have you been, you pantsless prat?
There's a pretty sensible explanation, and it's standing behind you.
Where? I don't see any...
BRICKIDO! *thunk*
AWK!
LEWL!

Squirrell Vs. Boorite (4) by jes_lawson
5-03-04
Now I've got rid of the regular author, I can have some real fun!
Let's draw me on a cruise ship! And now, maybe some hot chicks...
Oh Yeah! Bring on the bikini girls!
What the hell?
What the hell?
Surprised?

Squirrell Vs. Boorite (5) by jes_lawson
5-03-04
You don't scare me, you little vermin. I've killed and BBQ'd bigger cocktail weiners than you.
You're forgetting one thing. I'm the one drawing the strip now!
Look behind you, Boorite!
Oh no you don't...I'm not falling for my own trick.
Suit yourself.
Gleep...
It would have been less painful if you'd turned around...

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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Squirrell Vs. Boorite (6) by jes_lawson
5-03-04
Ha-HA! Tricked you! Bet the readers didn't really know that it was ME drawing the strip all along!
Uh-oh! You mean...
Exactly! A quick Boorite stomp on your head, and I can get back to partying.
Are you SURE you know who's drawing this strip?
Of course I...AAAGH! It's got my throat! It's got my throat! NO! NOT THE NUTSAC!

Squirrell Vs. Boorite (Fin) by jes_lawson
5-03-04
Well, I'll miss the magnificent bastard but I've waited years to finally piss on boorite's grave!
Ahh...is there anything better than the feel of the morning air on your...Hey, I never read this thing before...
[Here lies boorite, killed by a squirrel with a degree in comic writing. PS: Kajun: look behind you]
*THUNK!*
Cunter...

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5-03-04 8:12am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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PS - squirrel won. Boorite's beyond the grave antics with Kajun are just a bit of banter.

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5-03-04 4:42pm (new)
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umfumdisi
Forum comment:

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SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--neo by umfumdisi
5-03-04
Dammit, Marla, it's not right. I need PISS!
No, I get the Penile Implant Support Society meetings because my husband has them.
Has what?
Penile Implants!
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A HUSBAND!
Well...you don't even have a penis.

SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--wot? by umfumdisi
5-03-04
You're hot. Let's fuck.
Oh, if only Dan were THIS evil.
Just look at those two. I am Dan's seething jealousy.
I am the bee that points at people who refer to themselves in the third person.
Okay, you lie down on that dirty table, face up. I'll stand over you and fuck your tits while you lick my asshole.
Why didn't you just say you wanted an "English Muffin?"

SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--there by umfumdisi
5-03-04
I can't believe Marla gave him an English Muffin--that's OUR position.
I'll show her--I'll give her a BAD English Muffin!
Hi there, I'm Neal Schon.
And I'm John Waite.
We joined forces in the late 80s to bring you the supergroup Bad English.
And now we've joined forces again to bring you a scrumptious breakfast treat--Bad English Muffins!

SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--for u by umfumdisi
5-03-04
Umfum, dude, this series is falling apart. What the hell was that?
It's like in "Fight Club" where you spliced in that crotch shot. Perm was the closest thing to a penis I could find!
I'll buy that, but you better wrap things up in the next comic.
Yes, father.

SCBR (Rnd 3): BigEvilDan vs Tyler--fie, V! by umfumdisi
5-03-04
I realize now that you are the Great Potato Durden--foretold by ObiJo Van Pelt.
  ?  
How I have waited these long years for you to appear in my sincere potato patch. Now salt me with your curly-fried words of wisdom.
Marla is a whore.
I think I'm going to shoot myself.
Cool. I'm going to the next round.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

5-03-04 10:29pm (new)
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habnem
optical delusion

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Cowboy vs. Killer Squirrel 1 by habnem
5-07-04
Hey there, kids! It's Cowboy Jimmy Bob, and I sure am glad to see you all again.
Before we start, I'd like to thank the folks at PBS for believing in me until I was acquitted of the kiddie porn charges.
The public intoxication and indecent exposure stuck, but everyone makes mistakes sometimes, right kids?
Cowboy vs. Killer Squirrel 2 by habnem
5-07-04
Now it's time for a cartoon. Do you want to see a cartoon, boys and girls?
Yay!
I love you, Horsey.
I love you too, Bear.
Golly, have things ever gone to shit since Tex Avery died. I mean, welcome back, kids!
Cowboy vs. Killer Squirrel 3 by habnem
5-07-04
Now's the time when one of our lucky audience members gets to meet a cute, furry animal.
Yay!
This here's Ginny Geller, and she gets to meet our friend Sammy the Squirrel! Do you wanna meet Sammy?
Yay!
All right! Sammy's been locked in a cage without food for a week, so I bet he'll be really glad to see you.
Yay!
Cowboy vs. Killer Squirrel 4 by habnem
5-07-04
Now where the heck is that dang ol' squirrel?
GAH!
I'm outta here, boys and girls. Good luck, Ginny.
Cowboy vs. Killer Squirrel, 5 by habnem
5-07-04
Sorry. We are now experiencing technical difficulties.
Someone help that little girl!
Oh my God, the humanity!
(a couple of hours later)
Mr. Jimmy Bob, I'm Ron Ashlund, the attorney who represents Ginny's parents. We need to talk.
Hi there. Nate Nateman, Fox TV. Listen--have you ever thought about having your own network television show?

winner is killer squirrel... until, of course, he finds out what a curse having a series on Fox can be.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars
5-07-04 6:48pm (new)
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evil_d
Riding through your town with his head on fire

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SCBR, Round 3: Brad vs. Skeleton (1/4) by evil_d
5-08-04
At last, we meet again, Brad!
I'm sorry, I don't think I know any skeletons.
Surely you remember me! You banned me from Stripcreator exactly one year ago today! I e-mailed you and swore revenge, but you just ignored me!
Sounds plausible.
You banned me for writing forum posts that contained only the word "PENIS" repeated several hundred times.
You're not really narrowing down the field.

SCBR, Round 3: Brad vs. Skeleton (2/4) by evil_d
5-08-04
As a mortal, I lacked the power to defeat you, so I enlisted the help of a necromancer. He cast a spell so that upon my death, my skeleton would arise to seek vengeance!
And I take it you died recently.
Just yesterday. Thrown from a bus.
I didn't hear about any bus accidents on the news.
No, there was no accident. I was thrown out by the driver. He didn't like me yelling "PENIS" at all the other passengers.
Sounds like you've got a lot of vengeance to seek.

SCBR, Round 3: Brad vs. Skeleton (3/4) by evil_d
5-08-04
In due course! Right now, it's time to settle our score! Eat acid, evil webmaster!
AIEEEEE!
What's this? I don't understand!
I bet we use the same necromancer. Tall guy, kinda pale, likes wearing black?

SCBR, Round 3: Brad vs. Skeleton (4/4) by evil_d
5-08-04
Then you, too, have been granted the agonizing gift of eternal undeath!
Man, I've got about half a dozen websites to run. I don't have time to be dead.
Really? I didn't know it was that many.
Well, I signed a contract to take over nightmare-nightlife.com upon my undeath.
Hey, cool. I have an account there.
Not anymore, you don't.

Winner: Brad, but now he's a skeleton.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!
5-08-04 10:51pm (new)
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