Zoom fun

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Free Living Will

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Tattoo Satan (not safe for work)

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

The better idea is to designate someone to have Healthcare power of attorney, then fill out a form like the one they have here:

http://www.medicaldirective.org

It's more complicated but it covers a greater variety of circumstances.

$15 bucks but worth it. More money to get your lawyer to set up the Healthcare power of attorney -- but still worth it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's awesome, but I suspect it's photoshopped.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

What do you make of this? --> http://www.bust.com/index.shtml

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That's awesome, but I suspect it's photoshopped.

Lovely is what it is. Though I wish they had created a womanly Succubus face.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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What do you make of this? --> http://www.bust.com/index.shtml

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We get recounts for slot machines?

Only in England

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

That article was obviously an April Fool's joke. Here's the giveaway sentence:

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

That article was obviously an April Fool's joke. Here's the giveaway sentence:

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Smeone could get a comic contest out of this one but not me cuz I never win.

The 'Rapture' Has Come and Gone. I turned down my ticket to ride.

By the time he was my age... golfer Jack Nicklaus became the oldest man ever to win the Masters.

Or try... A comic about a dream about a comic about a dream (near the bottom).

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

More from The Dork Side!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I sooooo want to eat her

Whole lot-a perpetual motion going on.

7,200-year-old porn!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Whole lot-a perpetual motion going on.
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Nice Art Scene

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

From the same guys that brought you the Emo Game comes...

The Bush Game

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

http://thedecadentwest.blogspot.com/2005/04/dw-vs-five-year-olds-bring-it-on.html

I could totally take on more than 13, though.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Q's job posting ended today. But you could still work for him.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Food Historian Honors New Pope With 'Eggs Benedict XVI'
YANKTON, S.D. (Wireless Flash) � Chew on this: The new pope is already making an impact with one South Dakota-based food historian.

Mary Gunderson has just created a new dish to honor Pope Benedict XVI�s German background that she calls � what else? � �Eggs Benedict XVI.�

The sinfully delicious dish is similar to traditional eggs benedict but replaces the English muffin with a thick slice of German rye bread and substitutes a �weisswurst� sausage or some �sauerbrauten� � a form of marinated roast beef for the ham or Canadian bacon.

But while the new pope�s name is derived from St. Benedict, Gunderson says eggs benedict has no relation to him or the Catholic church.

She says some historians say the dish was created by Delmonico�s restaurant in New York in the 1860s while others say it was invented by the Waldorf restaurant in 1894.

However, all epicurean experts agree it was named after a loyal customer whose last name was �Benedict.�

Soundless Sound
I bet this gets used as a weapon before it gets used as a consumer product.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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Soundless Sound
I bet this gets used as a weapon before it gets used as a consumer product.

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Homemade Sex Change NSFW

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Poop.

YOW!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In English:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/050425/481/rjv10104250324

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.