Monopoly I by lukket 8-25-03

ding dong This is going to be awkward. Who are you supposed to be? I am the grim reaper. But there shall be only one! I'm awfully sorry. But it's my job to be sure that there will be only one.

Monopoly II by lukket 8-25-03

The new grim reaper on his first job... I'm the grim reaper. I'm supposed to be immortal. Yeah. But you aren't. Why wasn't I given notice? We would rather tell you in person. You do realize that you are one of the only persons you don't prefer to meet in person. My first assignment and I already think the job sucks.

Monopoly III by lukket 8-25-03

The new grim reaper's first day at the new job. I know from my work that this won't save me, but please spare me my life from this monstrosity. Quoting Queen won't help you. I have to do my duty now. That'll teach him. Now let's see what's next on my todo list. Let me see. It says "Learn everything about the trade from the old grim reaper before you turn him to dust.". Ooops.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I liked them.

It also reminded me of an old series Scyess and I did together that culminated in this comic:

Semi-Random Comic! Death at the Door: Reprise by Scyess 7-22-02

Damn, what a tormenteously long day. It's good to be home. **KNOCK KNOCK** Yes? Your time is up! I am here to escort your soul to -- woah, uh, sorry... Wrong house. Okay, that was weird.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

ObiJo
Hey, that was cool. I had no idea my idea was used already.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

I think with so much quantity, it's inevitable that all our ideas will eventually be thought of by someone else.

Even Donkey Boy. *sigh*

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

*claps*

Lukket, you rule!